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I took the damn jeopardy test, and all i got was this crappy pen

So...let me tell you a secret.If you ever want to feel good about yourself...I mean really good. As if you were the coolest, best dressed, most faboulous person on earth- take the friggin Jeopardy test. Seriously. When i got to the 'testing site' which was the Embassy Suites in Friendship Heights, i have *never* seen so many (oh lord, help me here, i'm gonna say it) well- dorks in one place. Please keep in mind too, that i have never been to-say- a Star Trek convention. I mean, we were all qued up and there were people actually comparing trying out for Jeopardy as opposed to that Philbin millionaire thing. And they were going on and on (and i do mean on) about how easy those questions are, where as "appearing on jeopardy is really a feather in your cap" (actual bonna-fide quote)

I think i rolled my eyes so hard i actually saw the back of my head.

SO then we were all ushured into a room (there were probably about 100 of us or so) and "glen" and some woman who kept making broyhill furniture jokes answered questions and then we took our test.

What the test is, is 50 questions that appear on a tv monitor in the front of the room (very Jeopardy like) and you have an answer sheet and you need to scribble your answers in. Then glen and princess broyhill take your papers out in the hall to grade, and 15 minutes they come back and read off the names of those who answered at least 35 out of the 50 questions correctly (20 people)

Senor 'feather in the cap' didn't make it either, so i didn't feel so bad.

But seriously, i felt soooooooooooooooooooo good about myself after that. Isn't that horrible?

Oh! and i got a free pen (it says 'jeopardy' on it). We all got them to use to fill out the test.

that was the best

xoxo

beth b.

13:08:51 - 2000-05-25

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