bethb's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- car tips from chesty la rue So i went into work this morning, and on the drive in, i was stopped at a red light. Meanwhile, at the intersection to my right, i see a car coast to a stop and kinda pull over. A woman gets out of her car wearing....uh....well....not saturday morning attire...that's for sure. (mind you, this is pre-saved by the bell time) (meaning, before 10:30) (although Saved...doesn't air here until 1, but i lump all of the TNBC stuff under the Saved by the Bell monkier that perhaps someday i will explain here) So this woman who was *not* wearing saturday morning attire, (infact, it was so not saturday morning attire, i think i may have actually said something outloud along the lines of "i don't think that's appropriate this early in the morning"...although maybe it's a leftover from last night, or she's just *realllllly* prepared for tonight) She gets out of her car, and walks around to the front of the hood and looks at it for a second. I'm staring, because, quite frankly, i can't believe how much ...uh....decollete this woman is sporting. I honestly would have been supprised if her nipples were covered, her 'shirt' was so low. She goes back into her car, i guess to actually pop the hood and she gets back out of the car, walks back to the hood, doesn't open it, because i SWEAR TO GOD, this has all taken about 15 seconds, if that, when a guy in a car stops next to her to help her out. if i were a better writer, perhaps i could have used time to illustrate just how quickly this guy stopped after chesty la rue came to a stop. because it was really kinda funny. I wonder if there's a lesson in there. I hope not. While i'm on cars.....i think this is probably illegal, but yesterday, as i'm out on an errand, there's a cheesey red sportscar behind me. the kind with the bird on it? pontiac firebird maybe?? i dunno...close to that anyhow....so it was tailgateing me, and when i look back, the bubba who is driving it, is (again) i swear, drinking a beer and smoking a cig. His license plate was JIM 100 if you're interested. more license plates of other people who piss me off...maybe. Unless i can get arrested for it. then i won't. cause it's not worth it....usually.... xoxo beth b. 18:51:08 - 2000-08-12 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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