bethb's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- blame re-placement dear mosquitos....please stop biting me. thanks. you know, i would really love to contribute to the american economy by some retail therapy, god almighty, would i . dear american economy- please send me some dollars to spread around. thank you. dear buick car making people- your product is c-r-a-p. well, actually, right now it's just my tire....but i'm still mad at you. dear makers of the screw i found in my sad little flat tire- how dare you? didn't you know what your product can do? dear future therapist- as you can see, i have some blame-placement issues. sure hope you're good. xoxo beth b. ps. did this make you laugh? 9:17 a.m. - 2001-10-05 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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