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perhaps the nastiest thing i've ever said

*warning**warning***warning***

perhaps one of the crudest things i have ever said in my life will be at the end of this entry....

Ok, first- there is *still* the absence of snow in my life.

mama nature- do me a favor- let it snow a bit mmmmmkay? just not until...i dunno, like next thursday....once Kelly McGillis and the Dutchess of Malfi hoopla is outta my hair.

second-your homework is to listen to the Dismemberment Plan's "girl o'clock" off of the records 'emergency and i' and sing along. Really really really loudly. it's theraputic i swear.

honest to travis' slacks. therapy.

smarmy....but theraputic.

third, i recieved a new taxidmermy catalog today, because i had been trying to shop horse/zebra head forms for this thing in Dutchess, where there are 5 glity ritzy hobby horses ridden by 5 not so glitzy ritzy actors, and baby, lemme tell you....these things are going to be sooooo glitzy, they would give bob mackie pause.

anyhow, so i'm looking through this catalog (Dan Chase, whom i've come to sadly find is a *lot* cheaper than Van Dyke and their selection is better too, anyway, i was showing sean the selection of "racoon rumps" you could order in a variety of sizes and he said "why would you taxedermize a racoon's ass?" and i said (without even thinking, honestly, this just shot *out* of my mouth) "to save all that sweet coon-tang"

i am the nastiest human on earth.

or at least at the shakespeare theatre prop shop. sometimes it's hard to tell the diff.

9:29 p.m. - 2002-01-09

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