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sit on it

better than fiction: now- maybe i miss heard, since i was still under the covers and groggy, but i SWEAR i heard mike tyson say "i'm crazy, but i'm not crazy like DAT!" and then something about having sex in weird places, but he wasn't into abhorent sexhual behaviour. (the was my euphanism for whatever he said which i don't feel like repeating now, let alone hearing him say at 7:15 am) (i should also say, it was on the today show...it wasn't like mike tyson and i had a slumber party, or i dreamt about him. ich.)

stuff also better then fiction:

+honey butter

+anna gave me the sound track to amelie for christmas, and i've been walking around for the last few days with it on my head phones, pretending i'm in a french film. it's ok, you're in my film too. enjoy!

+new bed sheets

i'm sleepy today. i drank a lot last night (we turned the state of the union speech into a drinking game), and i'm afraid i was a wanker. i hope i wasn't. but i do know that when i got home and flopped down on my bed...well...actually, i don't remember that necessarily.

i remember lying down and thinking stuff was pinwheeling. not spinning, because i didn't feel sick. just that everything in my body felt like it was pinwheeling in different directions. and when i woke up, i was on top of my covers (i hadn't turned down the bed) but i was covered by a fitted sheet that i had washed over the weekend, and not put away.

actually, that was fun. it was like a cocoon.

tongue feeling much better. anna and i now call cute boys tongue doctors. which is creepy. but funny for right now

also also- when i went home to change i had a little pinky tuscadero moment. it was good. you too should have pinky tuscadero moments.

unless you're a boy. then you might wanna try fonzie.

man, i had a mad fonzie crush when i was little, which is weird, because my dad totally looks like henry winkler. even the kids he taught in school before he retired, asked him if he was fonzie.

personally, i think you could do worse than to have people think you're the fonz.

aaaaaayyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

also- there's this site emode and there's this "love story" blah blah blah. here's my scenario

beth, Mentor and the Protégé is your primary love story!

The Mentor and the Protégé is a love story about more than love for love's sake. In it, love grows out of a deeper need to learn and understand other aspects of your love through the teaching's of someone else. Love isn't the only thing you're after. You want power, success, attention, maybe even fame. You want to be recognized, doted on, and adored for your talents. And the object of your desire is the person best suited to provide you with these things — a boss, a mentor, a teacher, or a troubled genius.

This archetypal story is the basis of many great tales of love — usually involving an older man falling for a younger woman. Hamlet flirted with his mother. Jane Eyre fell for her stern, older boss. Jackson Pollock married a less-accomplished painter.

just what i need. a troubled genius.

9:28 a.m. - 2002-01-30

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