bethb's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- i'mbuh dumbuh gave blood, which means i am dopier than usual. but this i know i am not dopey about: I am such a friggity moron. i should have to stand atop the tallest mountains and yell that until angry villagers that i have woken (although, really- they would have been awoken by their rooster anyway, because if you live in a village, you have to own a rooster. it's a law. i've looked it up. unlesss it's the village of shirlington. then, i dunno what wakes you up. miffy honking her BMW's hork perhaps.....) come out an throw rotten produce at me. I should be forced to embroider 'i am an idiot' on countless pillow shams until i do it in my sleep and my fingers are nubby and blistered. i should walk around with on omnipresent KICK ME sign pn my back. oh wait, that's already there 5:57 p.m. - 2002-02-11 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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