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the one where i launch my plot to get with owen wilson

hey! guess what?! owen wilson is in DC shooting a movie.

i'll bet that after all that time he's spent in LA and hawaii that he's ready for a short, dumpy brown haired girl who lives in a questionable neighboorhood and makes about 1/20th in a year what he makes on one movie.

man, i can really sell it, can't i?

at least now i have a good line...

"do you like..." (wiggle eyebrows) "pahhhhhhhhhhnnnndddaaaaaaaaaass?" (wiggle eyebrows more)

how hot is that, right? I KNOW!

i have a roommate again after tonight. they're playing in richmond, VA. i dunno if they'll be home at like 4 or sleeping it off there.

i kinda hope they'll just stay there and drive back to dc tomorrow morning. it's only like...2 hours, but still. i hate owrrying about them. it's so retarded. but i can't wait to hear stories.

1:30 p.m. - 2004-05-07

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