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3 pepper limit

this is from the um....anals (seriously) of my email, when we switched over to a new email program at work and this monitoring thing would grade your emails with "peppers" for language.
someone told jeffrey that they got 7 peppers.
we found out later you could only ever get three, but as you can read, we sure tried..
hey assole,
why don't you fucking screw yourself you mother fucking good for nothing crap eating shit smelling pile of mother fucking peppers.

i don't know what it takes to get more than those three bitchy twat peppers.

hope your last day as a cum guzzling gutter twat bitch snatch pole was a cock sucking good one.

crap damn hell fuck fart crap boobs

tits

pussy whipped

beth


At 02:16 PM 2/3/2003 -0500, you wrote:
Dear Ass Master,
Here is your mother fucking visa bill. It is missing a shit load of crap. I can't seem to get more than three Goddamn peppers. What the Fuck do you have to save for your forth pepper. Maybe our friend Count Snatchulla knows. Anyway, get what shit reciepts you can pulled out of your Ass, and turn those bitches in by Wed. I'm filling out a check request right now.
Up Yours,
Jeffrey

also, if you see jeffrey, please remind him to STAY AWAY FROM THE VOLCANO.

12:23 p.m. - 2004-10-05

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