bethb's Diaryland Diary

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national fart day

to lighten things up a little bit here, this is a true story from yesterday....i call it "national fart day"

three separate times today someone farted in front of me.
is this what being a ghost is like?

twice it happened in one store. I was in a cvs and a woman (who was walking in front of me, thanks) let a SBD fly and stunk up the place.
Later, as i moved to the shampoo aisle, a man dropped his full basket with gusto and ripped a loud one and said "excuse me miss"
which really, when you cut an earth shattering fart, that's really all you can do. and it was all i could do to not laugh so i took that as my cue to go to the checkout line.

then two guys were horsing around in the green room and one was fanning his farts at another actor.

man.
i've been kinda gassy today too, now that i think about it....
and it was my mom's birthday yesterday....but i don't think they're related

9:05 a.m. - 2005-09-03

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