bethb's Diaryland Diary

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i smell a business venture

i hope this works...
i get so many of those idiodic spam nigerian letters, i'm going to start answering them.
here's the latest one:
Hello store,
Greetings from john joe International Comapny,i want to buy some
item
from
your store.but,we sell international.Now,the items will be shippied
international to lagos state Nigeria via ups air express or dhl
service,and we are paying with credit card.So we would like you to
give us
the go ahead in choosing a item list.Also we would like you include
your
contact number and the website when Replying.
Awaiting your response.
Best regards
here's what i wrote back:
john jimmy joe john bob-
greetings international companies.
i makes many the douche bags.
i'm sure they would be hit big in your nigeria.
please to be sending me 250,000 american dollars.
thanking you thanking me
store.

i think i smell a business venture!!!!

also also- how much of a beautiful mess is this season's america's next top model going to be? BIG BIG MESS!
oh tyra, i'm convinced you're building these women in an airport hanger somewhere near sacramento, ca because they are unREAL. seriously. i fing want kyle to win because she's the only one SANS drama.
i swear there must be some box on all reality TV applications that says "did your momma love you - yes no maybe" and if you circle 'no' you're in.
if you grew up in a single-parent household you automatically make it to the top 5.
i've got nothing *against" single parent households. but i'd much rather see someone be the last flower arranging top model stranded on the beach in search of a recording contract by getting there sans the "my daddy don't love me and i stole fax machines from a kansas city candy shop"* blues.

*shandi- top model season 2. no lie.

10:19 p.m. - 2005-09-21

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