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mcstinker is preggers

i think mrs. mcstinker is pregnant. ugh. why do i get so attached to animals. she has a house and a family (although i use the term loosely. no family would lock you outside all day long in the middle of winter)
thankfully it hasn't been so cold this winter. but her belly is rounding out and her dog nipples are huge. they were big when she started visiting, but now they're national-geographic long.
it's getting harder and harder to drive away without her. although ryan would fucking kill me. and i know i can't have a dog...sadie would kill me in my sleep.
there are two possible dog-dads. one is prince, this tiny pomeranian who is walked by will who also feeds mrs. mcstinker. i was talking to will one day and literally had to pull prince off of her.
i don't know that he physically *could* impregnate a pit-bull mix, but maybe.
i can't decide if that would be cute or horrifying. pug/ pitt/ chesapeake mix.
the other possibility is an ill-tempered akita. the akita that actually attacked prince once and picked him up in his mouth and shook him around breaking poor prince's leg.
i'm worried that the family who owns mcstinker won't take care of the puppies or worse, will kill them somehow. or sell them to people looking for cheap experimental animals.
i'm tempted to try to scoop up mcstinker, get her puppies adopted and then get her fixed.

7:34 p.m. - 2006-03-06

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