bethb's Diaryland Diary

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too blue for jesus

it's funny...or maybe a little bit sad to realize that you really missed seeing someone's face. even 'tho you called your voice mail a few times while you were gone to hear his voice. but still...here's something about the eyes and nose and single dimple just like the one that afflicts your very own face that make you smile like you haven't in a while even when you can kind of feel that low-grade depression coming in like a sucky small wave that's bogged down with gross slimey sea-weed and that gross foam that looks like beer foam.
i never know what's better to do when the depression thing waxes in. roll with it? fight it? just keep writing to crap it out of your being?
tomorrow night there's an open mic thing at a thing within the place where miss colleen works. which is weird since she works in a church and the open mic would be in the free-trade gift shop thing.
but it's still really cool.
she wants me to do it and do my "uncle herman" character. i don't think anyone who doesn't know me would find it funny.
i have a couple of jokes that i know get laughs but the best one involves me saying "smokes pole" and i can't imagine that that would go over well with the free-trading christian gift buyers.
maybe the thing about the kid being dragged along the floor by his dad on the leash...and the hardees joke...man, i had another one too and i can't think what it is.
balls.

see? there's no way i could perform at a church.

11:09 p.m. - 2006-07-13

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