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not even my typos are funny

i have a lot of junk i need to get rid of. even if i don't have to move, i still have a lot of junk and it's getting to me. but the problem is i love junk,
case in point:
you know those terrible horrible no-good, very bad cookbooks every mother had in the 70's? with the lurid day-glow photos? i have..oh, maybe 18 of them? and i'm not even getting into "the foods of Japan" books. I mean, like, the better homes and gardens "cooking for two" books where they feature recipes like "ham fruit salad boats" and have vibrant photos of peaches and broccoli wrapped up in some pastry thing and smothered in cheese...
i don't know that i can/will necessarily keep them, but i'd rather they go to someone that would appreciate them.
i think i remember reading or hearing somewhere that amy sedaris also collects these books. if someone knows her (long shot, i know) let her know i'd happily send these to her.
i may have just thrown out 'cooking with soup' that whole thing was kinda gross.
i went to the palace of wonders last night with colleen and alicia. the bar was cool. the bartender was super adorable. i was not much fun. and upon leaving, i realized i made a ridiculous parking mistake and thus was awarded an equally ridiculous parking ticket. hooray for me.
i really would like to be fun again.
but tonight is shellac.
i'm feeling lousy due to a whole convoluted recipe of things....
maybe freaky todd trainer can cure it.
or at least tell me where all my shellac records went. seriously. it's weird. and it's not like 1000 hurts is an easy record to misplace. it's an f-ing reel to reel box.
but i can find terraform....which i'm not really all that into.
i've gotten some smaller job offers this fall and i don' t know if i should take them because of the house thing. and why they fuck am i unable to type the word 'because'?. it always ends up becuase.
i assure you, all 15 people who read this, i am not a total idiot. just partial. and impatient which ends in my just typing away willy-nilly and then not proofreading. which results in hi-larious (not really) typos like 'sebadho' and 'becuase'.

7:36 a.m. - 2006-08-31

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