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New Fruits! New Fruits!

Human beings are nerds.

I found a fruit in Harris Teeter today that I've never seen and looked it up in the 'What to Look for When You're Buying Produce and You're an Asshole That Needs to Look Shit Up in the Grocery Store Because You Can't Remember if You Thump or Sniff the Cantaloupe to Tell if it's Ripe, and Incidentally it's Both" book. You know, the one with the laminated pages.

It looked like a gigunda green grapefruit. I bought it. I need new fruits in my life. Interpret that as you will.

9:35 p.m. - 2008-12-03

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