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Know how I know I'm an asshole?

You know how I know I'm an asshole? When a friend told me about her friend's divorce and her friend is lovely and tall and red headed and leggy and my first thought was not 'Oh, how sad, I hope she's ok!' it was "christ- now i have to compete with that" in the world of OKing cupids and jerks at bars.

When in reality, I'm spending all of my free time sewing beaks on owls.

2:16 p.m. - 2014-12-02

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