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boys wearing lipstick

the other day, i picked my bookbag up off the floor at work and a tube of lipstick rolled out.

i grabbed the lipstick and held it out to a guy i work with and said 'Jeffery, put some lipstick on', and much to my supprise he did it.

i giggled for a good 20 min.

i don't know if it was the power of making him do something inane, or the joker-eque grin slathered on his face in my fetching sepia-toned lipstick, but it was funny.

it reminded me of being little and tricking my younger brothers into stupifiyingly dumb tasks.

i've also made my boss eat glue.

i dared him to taste the Weldbond, and he scooped up a whole fingerful and swallowed. it was kinda gross seeing the glue on his lips, but it is non-toxic.

and he eats white bread/mayonaise/cheddar cheese sammiches anyway, so what's the diff?

heady with the power of coloring the lips of the boys i work with (i am currently the only girl in the shakespeare theatre prop shop)i put some on my friend sean. he actually looked pretty good in it. i didn't put any on aaron.

that would be nasty.

it was very exciting, making boys put on lipstick.

we listened to the cure as we worked later that day and i daydreamed about robert smith...

maybe i should start asking for stuff more. perhaps this whole 'squeaky wheel getting the grease' thing has some validity.

20:27:54 - 2000-03-17

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