bethb's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- dino porn for the masses I need to preface this entry with telling you that i *heart* Target. A lotta lot. Sean makes fun of me. But he likes Target too, so i can't get too mad at him. Target has everything, silverware, some nice bed sheets, shaving cream, hello kitty underwear, and dinosaur porn. I know what you're thinking....Hello Kitty Underwear? Well i nev..DINO PORN? And you'd be right. Not just any dino porn, but dry humpin' dino porn. This was unsleuthed by Jeffrey when we were at Target last night looking for props for Timon and we (ok, I) got sucked into the siren song of the Hello Kitty/ Powerpuf Girls aisle . I heard Jeffrey say 'um....beth????' so i walk over and there are 4 bags of 'Dino Partners' mounting each other in the plastic bags! Right there in the toy aisle of Target! Of course my first instinct is that i need to take a picture. I think this is all the fault of my Nickelodeon Photo Blaster. I've documented every week (well, just about) of my life since obtaining that thing, and now i think "well gee- this is a very situationalist kinda thing. i must document!" (kinda how someone paints 'surrender dorthy' on the Rock creek parkway bridge near the Mormon temple that looks like oz) Trouble was, i was without photoblaster. So i went to the electronics section of target, bought a disposable camera and took pictures of the naughty dry humpin' dinos. It really is something to see. xoxo your purveyor of porn beth b. 13:15:31 - 2000-08-25 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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