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this entry has been brought to you by the letter r

dear santa,

for christmas, i think it might be a good idea to give a singer named billy joel the letter 'r'. or at least the ability to properly pronounce words that end in 'er' or 're'. For example, stranger, danger, fire. Hell, (ooops! sorry santa!)even 'bar'.

i think the rest of the world will back me up in that we're tired of hearing strange-AAH, fie-AHHH, BAAAAH, dange-AHHH.

i don't know his address, but i'm pretty sure he lives on long island or something. but then again you are santa.

jeffrey doesn't think this is funny, but he does agree that he needs the 'terminal r'.

also, thank you for having some of my friends move to my area of capitol hill. i have plans afoot to start a gang. ( a good gang) where we ride around on bikes all painted kinda similar.

ok, not really, but i would laugh.

also, i think even marc n. has moved down the street (literally about 3 blocks) from me. i saw him walking towards the offices as i drove to work.

18:23:52 - 2000-12-01

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