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the kinda long but funny one about being spied on, and attenending the *bestest* party ever. no lie.

Ok, first, i have to say, i kinda like this whole new diaryland profile thing and i like the fact that it's cross-referenced, so when i click on one of my favorite bands, DL will show me who else listed them and.....well...you know.....love and stuff.

second, i am tired of the people who make TV spying on me. i am sorry, but there is just no other explanation. my first example: about two years ago, somewhere my friend lynn and i are talking about famous boys, and i called one of them 'hottie McHot Hot'. Not even six months later, that doogie houser/heather paige kent vehicle 'stark raving mad' debuts and a few episodes into their extremely unfunny season, use that EXACT SAME PHRASE.

Now, (oddly enough) keeping on the Heather Paige Kent wagon, we have the show 'that's life'. which i love. i do i do, god help me i do, i think it's brilliant and weirdly too close to home, but i tape it, or watch it before i go out (as i did last night). Item 1: Her character Lydia gets robbed the same week as i did. (ok, so hers happened first, but weird, still) Item 2: Last night, she had to rescue a guinea pig named spike. I had a pet mouse named spike, my senior year of college, 5 years ago. i think there's more. that makes 3 heather paige kent-isms in a year and a half. i think it's her.

But the creme de la creme, is i taped SNL last night. It's one of my dirty little secrets, ok. i tape TV. Particularly SNL because i think it's funny. even in the years between Mike Myers leaving and will ferrel arriving, i watched it. Plus, i've been smitten with Jimmy Fallon since day one and i have yet to see anything as funny as the episode where James VanDerBeek hosted. For real. Or the japanese Laverne and shirley that was on when kate hudson hosted. that was good.wait....what was i talking about....Oh, spies, yes. Ok, so jennifer lopez (and what's up with this JLo thing? darling, that's one vowel and a constanent from being endorsed by bill cosby...)has a whole thing about DIVAS! after my entire tirade about it yesterday. that girl has some nerve. you know she read it and was smirkingly delivering her lines into the camera thinking 'this is really gonna piss some little girl in DC off'. yeah, you know. But i'mma gonna let that go, because the party i went to last night was just the bestest thing ever....

this is going to be long, but probably worth reading, but first, i need what is called a 'dramatis personae', or a cast of characters:

Motorcycle Wars: a DC band. Comprised of members Bonnie (drums), Clark (vox), Jason H. (guitar) and Jimmy A.(bass) often appear (and will soon tour) with another local band called the 'dead teenagers'. The two have a faux rivalry and war going on and often prank each other's sets at shows.

The Dead Teenagers: arguably, DC's best new band, despite the Motorcycle wars claim on 'dc's #1 band' Comprised of Ann J.(bass) Ryan N (drums)(from the Most secret method) and Erik D (guitar)(ex Kerosene 454 and currently in oswego)

Bohica: A punk trio of girls a la old bratmobile or bikini kill. simple songs, pretty fun.

The Dismemberment plan....do i need to elaborate on this one? if i do, email me. Oh, i will say, the party was at Joe's (drummer) house. clark and bonnie and this other really nice kid live there.

Ok, so the motorcycle wars start, and, as usual, there's this long vamping and people are looking around to see where clark might burst out from. it's part of the show. last time at the hut, he walked in off the street with a little torch on his helmet, and the time before that, was lowered down from the apartment above (there's a HUGE window, infact, the front of the galaxy hut is almost all one giant window) so you can see everything outside. so, they're vamping and vamping, and then some ceiling tiles fall. clark has himself rigged into the drop ceiling, but then he got stuck and couldn't get out. two guys had to hold him up and someone had a mini mag-light while he undid his jury-rigged harness. i think that's when he got those two nasty looking scratches. So...they're playing, i think two songs, when the girls from Bohica come down the stairs in camouflage and huge sunglasses and face paint and water guns and take over the motorcycle wars instruments and do two songs and hand the instruments back. So, the wars are playing again and erik D shows up, and ann pulls him aside....i think motorcycle wars maybe got through their song 'who's number 1?' , and then the dead teenagers are on the floor. They did their song 'Victory Make-Out', which answers back to the motorcycle wars and puts them in their place. So, then the wars are back, and clark says something like 'thanks for coming, we're the dismemberment plan' and jimmy sings a line from 'ok joke's over' and then you hear from the back of the room 'back here, Jimmy' and it's travis morrison, lead singer of the Plan. So, i think motorcycle wars plays one or two more songs and then the plan break through with some rope and tie up the motorcycle wars into a heap and then they launch into 'onward fat girl' and everybody's dancing, and holy cow, what the fuck is going on? But then the motorcycle wars play one last song, and then everyone sang happy birthday to Joe and ate ice cream cake and valentines M&M's.

Oh, and i got the nerve to ask eric a. from the plan about his bass playing, because he too is left-handed...although he plays left, and i play like a right hander, but that's ok.

it was a great night.

15:12:02 - 2001-02-11

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