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oh lordy, i'm mean

i saw et last night...it was great, but i cried like a little girl, that was not so great. man....when elliott's mom pulled him away from e.t. and e.t. was lying on the bathroom floor and cried out for elliott....i'm not proud...i fucking lost it.

today i am experiencing the weirdest feeling...like i'm missing something, or forgetting something...if you find it, let me know.

maybe it's my pride, that i left at the uptown (the movie theatre we saw e.t. at)

OH! also....i am watching the oscars this year with anna. i am skipping the invited dress reh. of R&J because, well.....yawn. i am not looking forward to this stephen (can't spell his last name so i'll spell it phonetically) kojakaro, the fashion editor of people and occasional flounce on the today show.

I really don't like him. i think he's actually worse than joan rivers. i came up with this theory last night, and see if you don't agree....i believe some evil evil scientists fashioned this 98-pound bad-dye job out of the skin and various gorp left over from all of the joan rivers "operations" over the years. i mean the man can't be over, like, 35 yet his skin is so taunt and leathery, and his teeth.....how big is your monitor? i bet it's got nothing on his incisors.

all in all, i've said it before, i'll say it agian, he looks like he was mauled by the goo-goo dolls stylist.

if you don't know who the goo goo dolls are, than that last joke isn't funny to you, but trust me, it is.....

9:17 a.m. - 2002-03-23

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