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watch out for those clackers

so, i got to watch pieces of american idol last night...and...and my john was awful.

he did a billy joel song.

ugh! and not one of the therapeutic sing-it-sister alone in your car belting it out songs, either. no. he sang "always a woman" or whatever.

gaaaaah.

i still want him to go through. but i also love me the george huff and jasmine. how cute is she?

what i didn't love? the bikini model's rendition of that melissa ethridge song. oh lord. have fun singing at coyote ugly miss bikini model.

and the blonde girl singing freeway of love?

look, the song is terrible. i'm willing to bet when patti labelle was presented with the song, she went "what the shit is this? i'm patti labelle! this is awful". but she being patti labelle pulled it off.

you? not so much.

however, i bet you could join miss boob job on the bar at coyote ugly and dance up a storm. until one of boob job's knockers whacks you in the head.

watch out for those clackers.

4:50 p.m. - 2004-03-03

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