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another pathetic plea for help

i just read my bob brezney horoscope, which is one of the ones that's so right on usually, it's pretty frightening.

today it's a parable about some guy sifting through cow poo to reclaim thousands of diamonds it had inadvertantly eaten.

i don't think i've ever heard such good hyperbole for my life as of late as close to "sifting through cow poo to find diamonds".

also, twice within this week, two people (miss erin being #1, miss lea calling me yesterday to wish me a happy birthday uh.. 18 days early bing #2) tell me to go work for SNL.

i do want to, but i've found out recently that snl jobs their stuff out to union houses.

oh, and i kinda hate spending more than a long weekend in new york city.

know what else i hate? being talked down to by our 23 year old intern.

oh my fucking god.

and she's here for another year.

please, good god almighty, help me find a new job.

9:57 a.m. - 2004-05-05

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