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knock it off brain.

advice from me to you....free of charge.

if you're already having a shitty day at work, like actual bona fide crying at work kinda day, you might not want to find out that the object du pining has been off market for "eight calendar years"
just don't do it.
get that shit out of your head. right now. and when he tells you they are going to the place you grew up stop listening. and when he puts on your absolute favorite record of all time, just leave the workroom and go clean your office or something.
ok?
cause seriously. you need to knock that shit off.
wear a rubber band around your wrist and snap it when he pops into your brain because you are such a severe retard you can't even stand yourself anymore.
then shoot the rubberband across the room in futility because it doesn't do a goddamn thing anyway.

11:25 p.m. - 2005-01-05

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