bethb's Diaryland Diary

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A gas saving tip, from me to you

an important discovery in combating todays ridiculous prices of gas

a true story by beth b

Today, I started my car, gas light came on. Not a surprise, happened on the way home yesterday. Began drive to work, a large tan hummer, humvee, whatever the shit you want to call it pulled up from behind me and blocked my right sightline as i was intending to make a left hand turn. i yelled something like "thanks a lot ASSHOLE" and about 1 minute later, my gas light went off.

Obviously the moral of this story is that even by merely YELLING at a stupid gas-guzzling hummer, you can improve your own gas milage.
True Story.