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who farted?

i talked to eric on the phone today. is it possible i miss my old job? did the pros outweigh the cons?
i had a moderately sucky day in a moderate run of sucky days.
the worst part is something legitimately hysterical happened today and i could tell *no one* because i know no one in my office would find it funny. even 'tho it involves farting. and farting is always funny.
always.
especially when the person who did it is a high-up fancy pants.
i have a site visit tomorrow and i forgot their file, so now i have no idea what their office number is. awesome.

ok, you know what? fuck this. i need to stop thinking about my job after i come home. that's retarded. i don't want to be one of those ladies where their job is their everything. i don't want that. the whole purpose of getting this job was a step towards trying to find a more normal life. i don't want to be one of those ladies who hold you hostage when they speak trying to out liberal each other and bring in crazy amounts of basil to their from their over-productive herb gardens and wear only natural fiber clothing in earth tones complemented by jewelry fashioned by oprhans from impoverished nations and/or blind homeless people.
i just want to make enough money so that one day i can hopefully buy a small house/apartment west of the freaking river so i can walk to stuff again and go to my stupid gym and buy apples and wear ugly sneakers and make stuff and go to rock shows and grouse about my garden which i've abandoned.
oh, and i'd like to not grind my teeth. that would be nice too.

but really, what i want is someone to tell fart stories to.

10:38 p.m. - 2007-09-18

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