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let's move on to the next bowl-topia
ok, so....facials? meh. it was probably good way to get over my fear of strangers touching me, because i had to get over that in a hurry. my facial lady was no joke 6+ feet tall and had facial peircings and coffee breath. the warm towel on the face thing was nice 'tho. but here's a tip from me to you, if you ever go to a school that teaches stuff like hair cuts and whatever? maybe don't schedule your appointment for what is the first day of classes. the funniest moment of the night was when Amazonia of the cheek peircing asked the instructor a question and the instructor responded in a mean, sing-songy kind of voice "yes, but let's use our spa voices" is a very hisss-y way. up 'til this point, i had thought that Amazonia was just hoarse. I didn't realize the whispering was part of the adventure. so while i'm sure it's a good deal, i won't be hurrying back there (or anywhere probably) for someone to draw figure-8's around my eyes with a 'treatment mask'. in completely unrelated news- can someone give Patton Oswalt something new to complain about? I enjoyed his kfc-glory-bowl-whatever rant the first time on Conan O'Brien. And the first time i saw him at the black cat- still funny. It was amusing the second time on Conan (just like before! Now with a biscuit!) and moderate laughability the second time i saw it at the black cat. Now, I love patton oswalt. i do. I would proudly answer the question 'What celebrity do you most resemble' with his name should I ever be asked. But Patton? Please. There's a million crappy places with shitty bowl-topia things. let's find something new. May I suggest the 'fitness tip of the day' offered on the igoogle webpage? Today it informs you that alcohol and drugs are bad for your organs. Which reminds me, I had the most fucked up dream last night. I kept shooting up heroin in bathrooms with my friend K. it was so totally bizarre.
11:35 a.m. - 2008-01-16
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