bethb's Diaryland Diary

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peta notties

Ok, so I'm probably going to get flack for this- but PETA has this list of 'sexiest vegetarian blah blahs' and i checked out the (ridiculously) lengthy list of um...steamed vegetables, and there are a few names that stick out. And i mean stick *the fuck* out.

Bob Barker (really?)
Bryan Adams (again, really? Maybe in 1986 he would have stood a chance?)
Corey Feldman (gross)
Don Imus
Ed Begley Jr.
John C. Reilly (I would watch John C. Reilly read the phone book, but how can he compete with:
Justin Theroux (he is the winner. obvs)
Leonard Nimoy (bizzaro #1)
Little Richard (bizzarro #2)
Michael Bolton (yuck)
Milo Ventimiglia (runner up)
Rikki Rockett (would anyone even know who he is?)
Rivers Cuomo (Weezer) (I left him in because the PETA folk felt the need to distinguish Mr. Cuomo, but not Mr. Rocket with (drummer from Poison. Which maybe helps Mr. Rockett? Maybe someone will go 'cool name!' and just select him?)
Ruben Studdard (Ok, this is my biggest thing. Ruben Studdard? You're telling me Ruben Studdard never throws back a double bacon cheeseburger? This is the alabama dude from american idol, right?)

Todd Oldham (when I initially read this, my brain processed this as Will Oldham....who, while musically gifted, isn't anyone who i think would inspire rampant sexual desire)

12:34 p.m. - 2008-06-03

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