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Happy "I'm glad that's not me!" day!

At the risk of sounding like I care, W is getting married on saturday. 83% of me thinks "there's no way that's happening" but then the other 17% (MATH!) of me goes "no, he's a complete opportunist and will never have to work again if he really can trick this stupid girl into marrying him".
I might envy him a little. He likes to pretend to read lofty books and cook complicated dishes when really, he'll just skim things and make a mess of your broiler.
So everyone, let's all celebrate "I'm glad that's not me" on Saturday. Let's all be glad of all the shit we haven't done, and all the people we're not with that are (or have been) bad for us.
To celebrate I will be working at Eastern Market all day, but tomorrow night, there will be Drag Queen Bingo. Oh yes honey.

4:41 p.m. - 2013-07-02

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