2024-10-30 - And then of course, there's the election. 2024-08-07 - Bye bye Bear Bear 2024-07-11 - Summer bummer 2024-05-13 - The fallacy of newsweek 2024-04-09 - so weird 2024-02-25 - bored and poor 2024-02-19 - First time for everything 2024-01-01 - LYLAS 2024 2023-05-22 - Don't be afraid of getting older 2022-12-30 - Just hold tight 2022-11-08 - I thought I would wake up today and be dead, but instead I wake up and see my husband.- Judy Baldwin 2022-04-24 - zozz translates into SHIT 2022-01-04 - This chapter of my life will be titled "tears and cicadas" and bring on the ZOZZ 2021-01-03 - New year, who dis? 2019-12-30 - onward and upward. 2019-05-31 - Everything’s fine. 2018-12-31 - This little light of ours 2018-08-08 - None of us are going to win unless we all vote. 2018-03-10 - Capitol Hill je t’aime 2018-01-24 - Leaving DC 2018-01-01 - It's 2018 2017-12-18 - why do i do this to myself 2017-11-17 - the judy b experience 2017-08-01 - 30 days to decide 2017-02-20 - First-middle-last 2016-12-31 - See you later, 2016. 2016-12-23 - Tiny fingers and big buttons. 2016-06-13 - I didn't get it until I got it. 2016-05-14 - Patrick M. 2016-02-27 - Unemployment or mid-life crisis. you decide. 2016-02-02 - Jumping without a parachute 2016-01-25 - snow day 2016-01-16 - not moving to boston 2016-01-14 - Two unrelated and delightful events. 2015-12-31 - Happy new year! 2015-12-21 - Feeling overwhelmed 2015-12-06 - Slipping off 2015-07-07 - Go big or go home 2015-05-01 - Dire Straits Romeo & Juliet 2015-03-17 - where for art thou, Kimono? 2014-12-31 - Happy new year- are you ready? 2014-12-29 - An ode to my sofa. 2014-12-02 - Know how I know I'm an asshole? 2014-09-22 - cast out the first stone 2014-08-20 - Where do you buy a sofa? 2014-08-17 - Looking forward, reaching back 2014-07-23 - pros, cons and unintentional intentions 2014-07-23 - pros, cons and unintentional intentions 2014-05-07 - stupid things i think about. 2014-05-07 - stupid things i think about. 2014-04-08 - yeah, it's spring 2014-03-30 - wreck myself 2014-03-28 - three hour stress ball 2014-03-13 - short fuse 2014-03-08 - sick happens 2014-03-05 - Ok, coach... 2014-03-04 - So you can see, it's going well... 2013-12-31 - New year, new 2014 2013-11-19 - required regrets 2013-10-31 - Academic tasks 2013-10-17 - overcoming my feral state 2013-10-16 - Next Year's Maker 2013-10-16 - Next Year's Maker 2013-08-22 - ready? set? go? 2013-08-14 - i can't get started 2013-08-02 - Evanston? 2013-07-02 - Happy "I'm glad that's not me!" day! 2013-06-05 - chicago ideas 2013-06-03 - plan b what was i saying 2013-05-30 - i need to meet rupaul 2013-05-09 - kicking and screaming 2013-04-12 - BACK ON TOP 2013-04-04 - the eventual eviction 2013-04-04 - the eventual eviction 2013-02-19 - sleep 2012-12-31 - My new years wish to you. A clean slate 2012-11-30 - kicker 2012-11-07 - good job us? 2012-11-05 - running in the cold 2012-11-03 - No one belongs here more than me 2012-11-01 - will work for obligated love 2012-10-15 - great kisser, terrible footrubs 2012-10-15 - great kisser, terrible footrubs 2012-09-23 - healing 2012-09-08 - what i would tell myself 2012-09-03 - esc 2012-08-16 - maybe i should just relax 2012-07-18 - delayed sadness 2012-07-16 - it's the truth 2012-02-04 - a momentary lull 2012-01-24 - so much safer 2011-12-31 - my 2012 wish to you 2011-12-25 - on fire 2011-11-23 - too big to flail 2011-11-14 - stuff and things 2011-11-14 - stuff and things 2011-10-21 - 'til then 2011-10-05 - and much kissing ensued 2011-09-18 - documented 2011-09-05 - Guess I'll order some Chinese food. 2011-09-01 - stop wasting time 2011-08-24 - either/or 2011-08-22 - speaking of remembering 2011-08-22 - speaking of remembering 2011-08-16 - Florida makes me sad 2011-08-16 - Florida makes me sad 2011-07-27 - satisfaction 2011-07-10 - cryptic hopes. 2011-07-01 - chitty-bang-chitty 2011-06-21 - maybe i'm just tired. 2011-06-16 - why ask the spinster? 2011-06-07 - tigerflight is taking off 2011-05-25 - take the script, leave the snoopy 2011-05-24 - snip and toss 2011-05-23 - take it away 2011-05-18 - but what if V. but it doesn't 2011-05-18 - but what if V. but it doesn't 2011-05-08 - enjoy this laugh 2011-05-08 - enjoy this laugh 2011-03-27 - big mouth strikes again 2011-03-23 - learning about what I've always known 2011-03-15 - itchy eye 2011-02-09 - Is there really a lid for every pot? 2011-01-19 - I am invited 2011-01-14 - such a jerk sometimes 2011-01-10 - no one really is 2011-01-06 - Another story that should be heard 2011-01-02 - MJ's wang 2010-12-31 - Fuck you 2010. Don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya. 2010-12-30 - I sure do love vacations 2010-12-13 - bring on the new year 2010-12-07 - it's time for the skies to deliver 2010-12-02 - dreading the holidays 2010-11-15 - a chance to get warm 2010-11-12 - feelings 2010-11-04 - can't get warm 2010-10-25 - moving 2010-09-22 - hey- vote, ok? 2010-09-22 - hey- vote, ok? 2010-09-22 - hey- vote, ok? 2010-09-20 - The concept of a graceful exit 2010-09-13 - work is work 2010-08-23 - Secret Agent Sadie Talulah LaRue 2010-08-20 - too upsetting 2010-08-19 - i am a victim of my own megalomania 2010-08-01 - everything's scary 2010-08-01 - everything's scary 2010-08-01 - everything's scary 2010-07-23 - grumpy and crafty 2010-07-04 - call me alceste 2010-06-18 - promises, promises 2010-06-03 - instant old-time friend 2010-05-16 - it is always sunny in philadelphia! 2010-05-05 - the root of the problem 2010-04-22 - what last night was like 2010-04-20 - yeah, fucking rainbows... 2010-04-12 - not counting chickens 2010-04-02 - Look ma! I'm famous! 2010-03-26 - i'm a wiener 2010-03-20 - a great weekend 2010-03-17 - bangadongonagong 2010-03-16 - The beauty of traveling alone 2010-03-16 - The beauty of traveling alone 2010-03-11 - the threat of organic chemistry 2010-03-05 - Sometimes that's all i want too 2010-03-03 - barf 2010-02-28 - I am thankful for being normal 2010-02-22 - the return of black cat bill 2010-02-20 - a kind of perfect night 2010-02-16 - remembering when doves cry 2010-02-12 - write your name and make it stick 2010-02-11 - I don't got worry. 2010-02-10 - I'm a lousy date 2010-02-06 - Epic snows 2010-02-04 - of historic proportions 2010-02-03 - I'm only as cool as my family 2010-02-01 - demise 2010-01-29 - awesome 2010-01-26 - repetitive conversations 2010-01-24 - greener grasses 2010-01-22 - File under: No surprise there. 2010-01-22 - File under: No surprise there. 2010-01-21 - Another break in, another day. 2010-01-09 - Last one 2010-01-03 - arty day 2009-12-31 - My new years wish for you 2009-12-26 - Raining 2009-12-16 - too cold. also, the whole NY thing 2009-12-09 - Savory 2009-12-09 - Savory 2009-11-29 - do work 2009-11-24 - baltimore kicked my ass 2009-11-17 - The sign at the fork in the road said straight on 2009-11-09 - Every piece of wood 2009-11-02 - pointless fiction 2009-10-30 - chin music 2009-10-25 - Kids and Dogs, Dogs and Kids 2009-10-24 - Friend V. Foe 2009-10-23 - longview opening was a huge success 2009-10-19 - Whip it 2009-10-12 - Pumpkin bounce 2009-10-07 - warm.ish. 2009-09-30 - Something twisted 2009-09-27 - Haven't read the script 2009-09-26 - Elderly dance troop 2009-09-22 - latest chapter 2009-09-17 - grumpy girl paints window. news at 11. 2009-09-14 - If things don't pick up, at least i have a plan 2009-09-10 - VOTE FOR ME! (again) 2009-09-09 - i'm people who knows people 2009-09-08 - found the invisible dragon 2009-09-04 - savory figs 2009-09-02 - throwing in the towel 2009-08-30 - Vaselines 2009-08-29 - see you next tuesday. 2009-08-21 - Anyone up for Toad the Wet Sprocket? 2009-08-20 - who's #1? 2009-08-18 - nerd burger weekend 2009-08-11 - Sometimes I forget, and your problems seem unreal to me 2009-08-06 - Ugly girls shouldn't be so choosey 2009-08-03 - unintended humor 2009-07-24 - be careful what you wish for. 2009-07-18 - Chicago rules 2009-07-15 - Do girls ever out grow Lloyd dobbler? 2009-07-12 - brain bombs (not the swedish death metal band) 2009-07-08 - No Gaye. Maybe cannonball. 2009-07-06 - stuffs not about some stuffs 2009-07-04 - happy 4th 2009-07-03 - Mitch is a total SJPp 2009-06-29 - skipping around 2009-06-27 - Shut it cuntface 2009-06-24 - Taking the good with the bad 2009-06-22 - good night clark 2009-06-20 - some seattle stuff 2009-06-18 - clark sabine is awesome. i can't make myself say 'was'. 2009-06-16 - In the shadow of the space needle 2009-06-14 - i really liked that camera 2009-06-12 - another one bites the dust 2009-06-09 - freak of the week 2009-06-07 - the things i'll do for coffee. and sunflowers - rocket fuel is the key 2009-06-01 - june is for fun'in 2009-05-27 - hot ozone 2009-05-25 - put some damn bloomers on the barbie 2009-05-21 - thankful 2009-05-17 - whateves 2009-05-13 - baging because of the bag. 2009-05-12 - walking on lin 2009-05-10 - stuff i hate, stuff i like 2009-05-08 - ghost of dorothy parker 2009-05-06 - scam advice 2009-05-05 - innanet 2009-05-04 - ridiculous conversations are tiring 2009-05-01 - can't wait! 2009-04-29 - chicago deal 2009-04-28 - out of focus 2009-04-26 - bad news for old folks 2009-04-24 - do your part 2009-04-21 - risky risque 2009-04-21 - yell-a-thon 2009-04-16 - speed bumps for every body! 2009-04-14 - for myself 2009-04-12 - baby gorilla y'all 2009-04-09 - welcome to public art 2009-04-07 - chicago and baseball 2009-04-04 - boring play by play (taxes edition) 2009-03-31 - My favorite house in Chicago 2009-03-31 - for the thugs 2009-03-29 - playing secretary 2009-03-27 - best (pt. 2) 2009-03-27 - best! 2009-03-24 - it must be spring 2009-03-24 - fake meat 2009-03-23 - crackley paint tips. 2009-03-22 - out with the crap 2009-03-20 - beth on john on cy 2009-03-19 - leave me alone, i have shit to do. 2009-03-18 - paul rudd are you listening? 2009-03-18 - drunk in williamsburg (not brooklyn) 2009-03-16 - to jl or not to jl 2009-03-15 - if you can't stop thinking about me now, how come you couldn't seem to consider me then? 2009-03-13 - reserved for friends 2009-03-11 - All of the pantsless sock-sliding, none of the bob seeger 2009-03-10 - all the ways i disappoint myself 2009-03-08 - waaaaay too productive 2009-03-05 - What do i need to read to get cuter strangers to talk to me 2009-03-01 - tiny corner kingdom 2009-02-28 - I assassin down the avenue 2009-02-28 - I assassin down the avenue 2009-02-26 - clearly i'm not following that advice 2009-02-25 - the simple pleasures of a night to myself 2009-02-23 - three philosophers 2009-02-22 - magic 2009-02-20 - the kitten is kind of a d-bag 2009-02-19 - all this and more in Pennsylvania 2009-02-17 - sisterhood of the traveling jacket 2009-02-17 - the lamb lies down on broadway 2009-02-15 - plush vulva art 2009-02-12 - Judah 2009-02-12 - bacon makes everything better. 2009-02-10 - please don't pronounce it lie-berry 2009-02-08 - minutae 2009-02-05 - a mean anniversary 2009-02-05 - i want to go to there. with the real! live! gondolas! 2009-02-04 - derr burgher! 2009-02-04 - derr burgher! 2009-02-04 - derr burgher! 2009-02-03 - Boobie Bobesch, art historian 2009-02-02 - tatertots but no wii 2009-01-30 - Smell the Glove 2009-01-29 - mannequins, meat and bargains 2009-01-28 - more junk i don't need 2009-01-26 - Exceedingly Handsome Asshole. 2009-01-25 - what's up coz? 2009-01-21 - 2 milllion descend 2009-01-18 - ren fair flambe 2009-01-15 - rectangu-whir 2009-01-14 - ashe gieger 2009-01-13 - he had hoped she would assume he had succumbed 2009-01-12 - jerkstores and tired muscles. 2009-01-11 - 17 shades of gray 2009-01-09 - wish me more 2009-01-07 - it's bizzaro day 2009-01-06 - i can't read the signs 2009-01-06 - punch party 2009-01-04 - my fire isn't lit like that 2009-01-03 - an arrest 2009-01-02 - one day down, 1000 days to go 2008-12-31 - new years wish for you & me 2008-12-30 - a prayer for Mr. W 2008-12-29 - cool chocolate 2008-12-29 - sugesstions welcome. 2008-12-27 - this isn't a problem 2008-12-25 - wine consumption begins now 2008-12-23 - and not in a good way 2008-12-22 - k.i.t 2008-12-21 - non burger entry 2008-12-19 - weird feelings, cymbals for kids and productivitiy. 2008-12-18 - something to consider 2008-12-17 - surogate stars hollow 2008-12-16 - do as he says 2008-12-15 - show buddy needed 2008-12-15 - friendship cemented 2008-12-11 - two days too late 2008-12-10 - old coffee and cat puke 2008-12-09 - my type is *fine* 2008-12-07 - no gin. 2008-12-03 - New Fruits! New Fruits! 2008-12-03 - 'ignore' 2008-11-30 - RCN blows, thanksgiving was fine, my plan for the wedding. 2008-11-27 - turkeys running wild 2008-11-26 - fuckin monkey 2008-11-25 - baby elephants- just cause they're babies. 2008-11-24 - bust, hot forks and alcohol. 2008-11-22 - the one where I bitch about beer-theives. 2008-11-21 - it's like that 2008-11-20 - the key to good living is modern hair 2008-11-19 - the day of strange vignettes 2008-11-17 - damn woman, have some faith! 2008-11-14 - no heat. no cable. no word from bust. 2008-11-14 - for the glory-hole of it all 2008-11-12 - stresstini 2008-11-10 - ricky schroder 2008-11-07 - weekend plans for the boring at heart 2008-11-07 - weekend plans for the boring at heart 2008-11-05 - Right now 2008-11-04 - Yes We DID! 2008-11-04 - pretty stupid 2008-11-03 - can't imagine 2008-11-02 - whack me! 2008-10-29 - I didn't even know my ipod could read. 2008-10-28 - lost connections 2008-10-27 - third place is the first winner 2008-10-27 - now with more snark! 2008-10-26 - america's next top amish moddle 2008-10-23 - things to do within certain hours 2008-10-20 - leaving this city for that one. 2008-10-19 - I'll que up for sausage but not a cupcake. 2008-10-17 - Woyzeck redux 2008-10-16 - any excuse to show viking kitties 2008-10-16 - beth b. on the media 2008-10-16 - phinally 2008-10-14 - fake bike riding 2008-10-13 - a month of fall crammed into one day. 2008-10-08 - i want all that stupid old shit, like turtle races and hog calling 2008-10-07 - being drunk wins! 2008-10-06 - don't understand 2008-10-03 - feline aggrivation 2008-10-02 - Modest skeletons 2008-10-02 - cute, right? 2008-09-29 - magical fan 2008-09-28 - crafty 2008 2008-09-26 - new kitten in my basement 2008-09-24 - poor lucy. 2008-09-24 - a flatulent cherry on the cake 2008-09-23 - not not not 2008-09-22 - this october, i pledge.... 2008-09-21 - diy cocktails 2008-09-20 - don't get sick, sadie! 2008-09-16 - surreal day 2008-09-16 - uh-uh, no. 2008-09-14 - thanks for listening 2008-09-14 - bad news in the middle of the night 2008-09-11 - foot long giggles. 2008-09-10 - new equipment 2008-09-08 - nothing good to report really 2008-09-03 - happy birthday to some people 2008-09-02 - something both sides of my brain agree on 2008-09-01 - papercuts sting like a son of a bitch 2008-08-29 - SNL- two things 2008-08-29 - project runways 2008-08-28 - happy/sad 2008-08-27 - research 2008-08-25 - lose what you have 2008-08-23 - strangely soothing 2008-08-21 - stepping back from yourself 2008-08-19 - hey guys, it's just a baby ruth 2008-08-17 - i took a lot of photos of buildings 2008-08-16 - i need a nap 2008-08-14 - a boring entry about walking 2008-08-12 - oh, Ivy-leaguers.... 2008-08-09 - counting babies 2008-08-06 - love, luke 2008-08-05 - who wants to start a magazine? 2008-08-04 - maybe being an idiot pays off? 2008-07-30 - total OMG moment....kinda sad when you're not 13. 2008-07-27 - press play and record 2008-07-26 - why bother 2008-07-21 - goddamned trucks 2008-07-20 - maybe people aren't bad. 2008-07-18 - i will remember 2008-07-16 - monssieur chapeu 2008-07-14 - how much to rent that one? 2008-07-13 - lost then found, now other stuff lost. 2008-07-11 - listen up, artsy fartsies 2008-07-08 - the ipod can wait. 2008-07-06 - forgotten summer treasures 2008-07-04 - rolling big! 2008-07-02 - i just like to complain 2008-07-01 - And I'll like it. 2008-07-01 - allergic? 2008-06-29 - bacon, eggs and a foot massage please. 2008-06-25 - back to work, crickety! 2008-06-23 - i kind of hate the dave matthews band, actually... 2008-06-22 - cleaning like the wind 2008-06-21 - Once you hit 35, parties aren't fun anymore... 2008-06-19 - new haircut 2008-06-19 - kinda magical 2008-06-18 - wasn't freaked, now I kind of am. 2008-06-17 - john mccunt 2008-06-17 - Super douche! 2008-06-16 - ben gibbard creeps me out. 2008-06-15 - burgers and bats 2008-06-13 - body massage 2008-06-13 - they smelled like cheese 2008-06-11 - i'm living the wrong life 2008-06-09 - when i was a painter i painted you well. too bad i had to die 2008-06-07 - herman's hermits new member 2008-06-07 - getting out of it 2008-06-03 - peta notties 2008-06-02 - jay mccarrol- not a fan of owls, 2008-06-02 - art star 2008-05-31 - best parents ever 2008-05-28 - i'm just as bad 2008-05-27 - pointless 2008-05-26 - summer surprises 2008-05-25 - lame highlights 2008-05-22 - 5 things 2008-05-22 - all nice things 2008-05-21 - phillies shut out 2008-05-21 - Officially old for the first time 2008-05-20 - creeper 2008-05-20 - eyeball, meet pen 2008-05-19 - more acorns and yetis. 2008-05-16 - come get me 2008-05-16 - maybe i'll be surprised 2008-05-15 - smitten 2008-05-14 - she's not the queen, she's an actress! 2008-05-12 - house of smuggy 2008-05-11 - boring play by play 2008-05-09 - worst daughter ever. 2008-05-07 - AOM preview 2008-05-07 - it's the small victories that keep me going 2008-05-06 - similar but probably different 2008-05-05 - put a sock in it already! 2008-05-02 - crotchfruit 2008-04-30 - 4 day weekend starts tomorrow 2008-04-30 - Just some advice. 2008-04-28 - ass effects 2008-04-27 - frat dudes...bleh. 2008-04-25 - wanted: One muse. 2008-04-24 - need more wool! 2008-04-23 - serious bullshit levels 2008-04-22 - dogs with eyebrows 2008-04-21 - random interjection! 2008-04-20 - some stuff deserves to be mentioned 2008-04-18 - patatas bravas 2008-04-16 - from the past 2008-04-15 - rock shows 2008-04-14 - double the awesome 2008-04-14 - my kinda day 2008-04-13 - boring plane talk. 2008-04-11 - dumb 2008-04-11 - planes in person 2008-04-10 - mmmmmmmwho? 2008-04-09 - just for the moustaches 2008-04-09 - new sister! - punish thy sefl 2008-04-05 - sleep wins out 2008-04-03 - most annoying song ever 2008-04-01 - i'll start the cross word, you can check the stats 2008-04-01 - too much 2008-03-30 - no i don't have a minute for the environment, and here's my burnt styrofoam cup to prove it. 2008-03-29 - it's all going to break 2008-03-28 - the jet the jet! 2008-03-27 - looking forward to tomorrow 2008-03-26 - banked 2008-03-24 - too much stuff on my plate 2008-03-23 - we're gonna fight! 2008-03-21 - wax or pluck. 2008-03-20 - i hate the kids 2008-03-19 - tractor man! we remember you! 2008-03-17 - twatified parking rules 2008-03-14 - expensive shampoo habit 2008-03-13 - secret projects 2008-03-12 - much happiness 2008-03-12 - missing bookmarks 2008-03-10 - no chicago this summer. probably. 2008-03-07 - death by flatiorn 2008-03-05 - heavenly grilling 2008-03-02 - it's a start 2008-02-28 - why not 2008-02-27 - wilco wilco wilco 2008-02-24 - making connections 2008-02-21 - Tyra- why so much fug? 2008-02-21 - dang, you look goooood 2008-02-19 - all about my 5-year old hernia experience 2008-02-18 - concrete 2008-02-15 - busy b. 2008-02-15 - the plane begins 2008-02-13 - mildly fucked up 2008-02-13 - - 2008-02-11 - lot of reading 2008-02-11 - good news for an otherwise really shitty weekend. 2008-02-10 - no, we only have it IIIIIIced 2008-02-08 - ...we ate sand. you ate sand? we ate sand 2008-02-08 - the one thing that's never changed 2008-02-07 - randoms 2008-02-06 - dumb wishes 2008-02-06 - cranky 2008-02-05 - just shut up already! 2008-02-04 - time's a wastin' 2008-02-01 - how often does that happen? 2008-01-31 - small price to pay for peace and quiet 2008-01-30 - stalking opportunities within 2008-01-29 - totally worth it 2008-01-27 - bleh. 2008-01-25 - brings a tear to me eye. 2008-01-25 - i want all that stupid old shit, like letters and sodas. 2008-01-24 - alcohol please. lots. 2008-01-23 - katamari cheap trick 2008-01-22 - being nice discount 2008-01-21 - reminisceing about old prop babies 2008-01-17 - Mike Hunt, from the office of Your Mom? 2008-01-16 - let's move on to the next bowl-topia 2008-01-15 - four for four! 2008-01-14 - i swear to god tonight it smells like snow 2008-01-13 - oh yeah that place use to be... 2008-01-08 - it was a little sad. 2008-01-08 - for the proletariat 2008-01-07 - i wish some people would shut up 2008-01-06 - kokeshi 2008-01-04 - coffee needs 2008-01-03 - crash 2008-01-01 - yay. 2007-12-31 - bring on the new! 2007-12-28 - full. but not organized. 2007-12-27 - nothing V. secret 2007-12-26 - i'm the cheif unicorn wrangler for the white house. 2007-12-24 - ellusive pie 2007-12-22 - stop slacking 2007-12-21 - a little crazy 2007-12-20 - leave me alone! 2007-12-16 - she who travels the fastest travels alone 2007-12-13 - i hate strollers 2007-12-12 - misanthrope 2007-12-10 - craftacular success! 2007-12-07 - tomorrow- New York! 2007-12-06 - not very fascinating 2007-12-04 - alone again 2007-12-03 - for once i'm batting 1000 2007-12-02 - destruction 2007-12-01 - call for an editor 2007-11-30 - busy plans for crafty girls 2007-11-29 - make it! 2007-11-28 - who wants a body massage? 2007-11-26 - dickory-dock 2007-11-25 - newtown punx represent 2007-11-24 - too loud 2007-11-21 - muddy vocals 2007-11-20 - rules for enjoyment 2007-11-19 - or are you waiting for me 2007-11-19 - for once 2007-11-18 - baddies in the big apple 2007-11-16 - who am i kidding 2007-11-15 - sending packages to units 2007-11-14 - so ghey 2007-11-13 - a return to violence 2007-11-12 - if you think it's worth saving, try reading it again 2007-11-12 - the archetype of all mornings ever 2007-11-11 - maybe tomorrow maybe someday 2007-11-09 - there's only so much oxygen left in the room 2007-11-08 - bump remover 2007-11-07 - too tired for fun 2007-11-06 - show me a finish line. 2007-11-05 - another girl, another planet 2007-11-04 - dumb wishes 2007-11-03 - smooove 2007-11-02 - i'm a doll...a real living doll 2007-11-01 - mah purple boots 2007-10-30 - you have to celebrate the small victories 2007-10-27 - boring haiku 2007-10-26 - don't tap my head motherfucker 2007-10-25 - stuffy 2007-10-24 - tell me tell me tell me 2007-10-23 - master of spatial relations 2007-10-23 - no sleep 2007-10-19 - a bit of a copycat 2007-10-18 - healthy sense of adventure 2007-10-17 - unfortunate nicknames 2007-10-15 - frittered 2007-10-14 - no love for NoVA 2007-10-12 - screwey priorities 2007-10-12 - metro riders 2007-10-10 - you'll always be MCI to me. 2007-10-08 - no pumpkins this year maybe. 2007-10-07 - shlameil, shlamozzel 2007-10-05 - baby steps 2007-10-03 - snarkers 2007-10-02 - etiquette lessons 2007-10-01 - at. her. FACE 2007-09-28 - why so necklacey, boss? 2007-09-27 - i'm bad at my job 2007-09-26 - wildly unprofessional day for me 2007-09-26 - do over? please? 2007-09-25 - merlin is a wizard, not a state 2007-09-25 - totally 2007-09-24 - she's out back counting stars 2007-09-24 - why does anyone even bother reading this? 2007-09-23 - ewe gee ach 2007-09-21 - great helpers 2007-09-20 - oh holy hell 2007-09-19 - ka-blooey 2007-09-18 - who farted? 2007-09-18 - finally getting around to it 2007-09-17 - brought to you by sudafed 2007-09-16 - the movie fucking sucks 2007-09-15 - OCD germ fighter 2007-09-12 - keep it like a secret 2007-09-11 - set off simply 2007-09-10 - jackassery 2007-09-10 - sunburnt 2007-09-08 - sew like the wind 2007-09-06 - gross, not gross 2007-09-05 - remember when i had better stories? 2007-09-04 - puppet poop 2007-09-03 - happy fake fugazi day evan 2007-09-03 - seriously, leave my shit alone 2007-09-02 - my goonie face 2007-09-01 - Hate made easy- lesson #1 2007-08-31 - fuck fuck FUCK! 2007-08-30 - Just for Beansie 2007-08-29 - imagine the thrill 2007-08-28 - banged up knee and a new job 2007-08-26 - can you train attention spans 2007-08-24 - hermitville 2007-08-24 - go carts and pizzaq 2007-08-24 - holding back the tears 2007-08-23 - let the bikinis lay 2007-08-21 - why so much mime and props? 2007-08-20 - an invitation for you. 2007-08-19 - use to be... 2007-08-18 - messy messy messy 2007-08-16 - good night sweetheart, well it's time to go 2007-08-16 - less dicks 2007-08-14 - who died? me? 2007-08-13 - this ain't no 'blind date' motherfucker.... 2007-08-13 - waiting for the other shoe to drop 2007-08-12 - boring details of a crammed weekend 2007-08-10 - should i be alarmed? 2007-08-09 - the jitters 2007-08-07 - the boring details 2007-08-07 - guess what? 2007-08-07 - tally ho west virginnie 2007-08-06 - not so sore 2007-08-05 - endorphins are kinda awesome 2007-08-05 - my stuff in baltimore 2007-08-03 - not riding dirty anymore 2007-08-02 - shaping up to be a boring fall 2007-08-02 - fake thumb thursday! 2007-08-02 - impending doom 2007-08-01 - cap hill books 2007-07-31 - i'm tired 2007-07-30 - bad touch bad touch 2007-07-29 - 2 close calls 2007-07-28 - 10 weeks goes by in a heartbeat 2007-07-27 - need rain 2007-07-27 - dan r. is back 2007-07-27 - dan r. is back 2007-07-27 - once 2007-07-25 - the city paper is dead. 2007-07-22 - unwelcomed. one and all. 2007-07-22 - flower designer 2007-07-20 - not so productive 2007-07-19 - a pepper pot up the pooper 2007-07-18 - mess shitty. 2007-07-16 - maybe i am an idiot 2007-07-16 - i need a nap 2007-07-15 - mastadon will change you 2007-07-13 - chitty Bang chitty chitty bang 2007-07-10 - later 2007-07-09 - plan my trip for me. 2007-07-08 - could i still navigate? 2007-07-06 - cross it off the motherfucking list 2007-07-06 - keep it moving 2007-07-06 - keep it moving 2007-07-04 - my friend's dad on tv 2007-07-03 - HR of BF 2007-07-03 - just randomness 2007-07-01 - just once....could one thing go properly? 2007-06-29 - shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 2007-06-27 - rim shot 2007-06-26 - countdown 2007-06-26 - - 2007-06-25 - simmer down now. 2007-06-25 - can't sleep can't sleep 2007-06-24 - what was i saying? 2007-06-19 - later snipe. 2007-06-19 - dipshit 2007-06-18 - think happy thoughts 2007-06-17 - nice people buy my dolls 2007-06-14 - an entry entirely devoid of nut meats 2007-06-12 - good haircut 2007-06-12 - lost phone 2007-06-11 - chicago here i come! 2007-06-10 - tired 2007-06-06 - astro-NOT on myspace 2007-06-04 - Amy Whine-haus stinks 2007-06-03 - i'm screwed 2007-06-02 - bulls eye on my back 2007-06-01 - TAL- illustrated 2007-06-01 - how low is too low 2007-05-30 - stupid dreams make me nervous 2007-05-28 - bring on the summer 2007-05-26 - which is better? 2007-05-24 - maper force 2007-05-22 - birthday socks and wrinkle cream 2007-05-21 - boring birthday 2007-05-20 - i run on sangria 2007-05-19 - the state! on DVD! 2007-05-18 - stinx 2007-05-17 - dear j. mascis 2007-05-16 - thunderstruck 2007-05-15 - thanx jc! 2007-05-15 - summer can't get here fast enough 2007-05-14 - last marketplace 2007-05-12 - return of the noise. 2007-05-11 - chicago in july 2007-05-10 - tiny pumpkin RIP 2007-05-09 - VMS a letter to you 2007-05-08 - dear paris 2007-05-06 - cool kids get free stuff. plus, the return of cute william 2007-05-03 - spring has sprung in my frozen heart 2007-05-03 - Holy Diver 2007-05-02 - new dinosaur jr. is really good. 2007-05-01 - in a rut 2007-04-30 - eastern market's fire 2007-04-29 - i judge boys by their shoes 2007-04-27 - Thomas Jefferson's words to live by 2007-04-25 - what am i saying? 2007-04-24 - - 2007-04-23 - three brick free years 2007-04-23 - three brick free years 2007-04-23 - three brick free years 2007-04-21 - finally time to garden 2007-04-21 - testing 2007-04-19 - surrender 2007-04-19 - no jinx. NO JINX! 2007-04-18 - Shittens 2007-04-17 - i'm stupid 2007-04-15 - tax finale fiasco 2007-04-14 - itchy face 2007-04-13 - twizzlers 2007-04-13 - tick tock taxes 2007-04-11 - beth beetle 2007-04-08 - easter y'all 2007-04-06 - stooges fucking killed 2007-04-05 - i wanna be your dog 2007-04-02 - ouch my neck 2007-04-02 - due dates 2007-03-31 - found day off...and i'm still boring 2007-03-30 - tej 2007-03-28 - tech week is not fun 2007-03-25 - the kids aren't alright 2007-03-24 - boring butt 2007-03-21 - munney woes is me 2007-03-19 - 'til john waters do us part 2007-03-18 - minty celebratory cupcakes! 2007-03-17 - peeps painting 2007-03-16 - decent pizza 2007-03-15 - Au revoir Cathy, vous la chienne stupide 2007-03-14 - play this when you're bored 2007-03-14 - messy 2007-03-13 - spamidiots 2007-03-12 - when the messenger is hot 2007-03-12 - p-yawn-fork 2007-03-10 - diversions 2007-03-09 - best butt banging action 2007-03-09 - do-over 2007-03-08 - bring in the freaks 2007-03-07 - are you on the list? 2007-03-07 - everybody loses something 2007-03-05 - the shit's a-flying! 2007-03-05 - success 2007-03-03 - seriously? i shouldn't be typing this shit 2007-03-02 - should i stay or should i go 2007-03-01 - how was your day? 2007-02-27 - no coffee= useless 2007-02-26 - - 2007-02-25 - SNOW! 2007-02-24 - please be still 2007-02-23 - crap cake 2007-02-21 - finally used \"no\". 2007-02-21 - my sad fantasy 2007-02-18 - it's all about the glamour 2007-02-16 - wasted weekend 2007-02-15 - cake for your re-birthday 2007-02-15 - games you shouldn't play 2007-02-13 - my pillow is #1! 2007-02-11 - pretty good weekend 2007-02-09 - jonathan richman. tonight! 2007-02-08 - me serving the superficial 2007-02-06 - seriously 2007-02-05 - puppy bowl 2007-02-03 - stool (the kind you sit on) 2007-02-02 - weiner warmers! get 'em while you're cold! 2007-02-01 - top mop 2007-01-30 - cheap chicago tips? 2007-01-30 - gruesome and glorious 2007-01-29 - endings = beginings 2007-01-27 - craft$ 2007-01-26 - erin's moving pictures 2007-01-25 - dreams do come true. sorta. 2007-01-25 - i don't want to go to chelsea 2007-01-24 - i'm better with deadlines 2007-01-23 - badies debut 2007-01-21 - price discrepency 2007-01-20 - just cause you're older doesn't make you wiser 2007-01-19 - can i volunteer for jury duty? 2007-01-18 - nauseating stage antics 2007-01-17 - paper towels are kinda awesome 2007-01-15 - it's pronounced \"Ying-Ling\". kinda like the damn panda. 2007-01-15 - ricky don't do no fly'n 2007-01-14 - party skipper 2007-01-12 - ricky the thrice 2007-01-11 - no injuries 2007-01-11 - bad day for hands 2007-01-10 - psychic detectives 2007-01-08 - beth b. busy 2007-01-06 - bath time it is. 2007-01-04 - i hate actors. 2007-01-01 - best 11 hours and 34 minutes 2006-12-31 - here's to 2007 2006-12-30 - oh, to be brenda 2006-12-29 - this house is not a home 2006-12-26 - new era 2006-12-21 - first whine of the day 2006-12-18 - nice weather 2006-12-16 - kc does good. 2006-12-12 - leave a note for the password 2006-12-12 - only assholes stab themselves in the eye. 2006-12-11 - good bye charles burns 2006-12-10 - back breaking work 2006-12-09 - spies like me 2006-12-09 - keep it free. 2006-12-08 - cold feet, warm hands 2006-12-07 - picked! 2006-12-06 - modern art makes me want to rock out 2006-12-06 - something ugly, something cute 2006-12-05 - uter-lope 2006-12-05 - top of the head faves of '06 2006-12-04 - my kid *hearts* the queers. 2006-12-04 - whoopsie jury duty 2006-12-03 - you igby, are no squid and the whale... 2006-12-02 - bad art i couldn't make up if i wanted to 2006-12-01 - blog scatting 2006-12-01 - would you like to go upstairs and see some etchings? 2006-11-30 - start choppin' 2006-11-29 - i'm useless 2006-11-28 - dc->kz cd 2006-11-28 - looking up for new roommate 2006-11-27 - pom chicken! 2006-11-26 - best google search ever 2006-11-26 - the hold steady, old friends, and the weirdness to be found in small town maryland police blotters. 2006-11-25 - it's good to have goals...right? 2006-11-24 - a list of numbers, my granma's weapon of choice, and a letter to delaware's department of trans. 2006-11-23 - a sweater for next winter 2006-11-20 - ugh 2006-11-20 - finally clean 2006-11-16 - today isn't so bad. 2006-11-16 - a list of my shortcomings 2006-11-16 - a list of my shortcomings 2006-11-15 - taming of the shrew 2006-11-15 - holiday happenings 2006-11-13 - borat, prarie dogs and a baby even tyra would love 2006-11-13 - cornell 2006-11-12 - naps! 2006-11-10 - expectations best to be kept low. 2006-11-10 - too smoky 2006-11-09 - all for naught 2006-11-09 - thursday 5 2006-11-08 - patrick dumpsey, richard prince and a lot of poop references. 2006-11-07 - vote 2006-11-06 - this is jeopardy 2006-11-06 - even social retards need good haircuts 2006-11-05 - lazy sunday 2006-11-04 - 2 pumpkinis 2006-11-03 - stupid delimas 2006-11-02 - 2nd lame entry of the day 2006-11-02 - um, no. 2006-11-01 - hXc fact checking 2006-10-31 - hummus not bad, just tangy. 2006-10-30 - vacation through illness 2006-10-28 - ma vie en musique 2006-10-28 - what are you fighting for? 2006-10-27 - 2 stupid wishes 2006-10-27 - disaster avoided 2006-10-26 - mitres are a bitch 2006-10-25 - chester-less chestertown 2006-10-24 - i'm not off to see the wizard 2006-10-23 - bad bad oz 2006-10-22 - is that a fire in my hallway or are you just hot? 2006-10-21 - i will never be that hip 2006-10-20 - step right up and see the world's smallest full grown pumpkin- TINY PUMPKIN! 2006-10-20 - wilco. and how i miss elbows 2006-10-19 - getting high like the teens 2006-10-19 - leave! 2006-10-18 - i'm in love with rock and roll... 2006-10-18 - yes i have 2006-10-17 - a list of people i've never seen 2006-10-16 - quick scratch 2006-10-15 - red nose hotness 2006-10-15 - comics and eagles 2006-10-14 - knit robots! on news stands now! 2006-10-13 - leeches 2006-10-11 - miss beck in town! 2006-10-10 - creeping crud 2006-10-10 - session hand clapper makes the big time 2006-10-08 - elephant 2006-10-06 - i'm #2 2006-10-06 - i'm nerdy for light fixtures 2006-10-06 - jeffey explains the crack 2006-10-05 - PJ's snoring out of both ends 2006-10-04 - vol ops 2006-10-03 - babies playing jeopardy 2006-10-02 - the price is oz 2006-10-01 - musical snobbery inside- enter at yo' own risk 2006-09-30 - of course it's a no 2006-09-30 - neil gaiman 2006-09-29 - tell her to come home soon. 2006-09-29 - chester sucks 2006-09-28 - laundry wins 2006-09-28 - chase utley is my new darren daulton 2006-09-26 - more letting cats out of bags. and i want a dog. 2006-09-26 - the cat is out of the bag 2006-09-26 - 2 strange dreams 2006-09-25 - free phillies tickets! 2006-09-25 - i like records and soup. 2006-09-24 - x to the 4th power = massive headache 2006-09-23 - if i'm part of your step 7, cross me off. it's fine. i'm sure i don't remember anyway. 2006-09-21 - the magic of tiny pumpkin. and being single is ok. just not according to cristen's doctor. 2006-09-21 - naughty ipod! 2006-09-21 - actual ass hat 2006-09-20 - ikea rugs 2006-09-20 - the waiting is the hardest part 2006-09-19 - courage 2006-09-19 - when do i ask about vacation? 2006-09-19 - channels 2006-09-18 - called back 2006-09-18 - dinner 2006-09-17 - wizard of the gay pride parade 2006-09-16 - mug mug mug 2006-09-15 - stinky zach braff 2006-09-15 - interview 2006-09-14 - think good thoughts 2006-09-13 - i'm nervous 2006-09-13 - an interview! 2006-09-13 - grey office 2006-09-13 - oh yeah, you'll laugh at a butthole joke 2006-09-12 - help me string some words together 2006-09-12 - brighton beach sofas 2006-09-11 - drakaar noir YES! 2006-09-11 - carol 2006-09-09 - *SPARKLE* 2006-09-08 - turns out, groove *is* in the heart... 2006-09-08 - down with ists. 2006-09-07 - - 2006-09-06 - presale 2006-09-06 - blueprint- round two 2006-09-05 - bad penny 2006-09-05 - dick dangler, will you pick apples with me? 2006-09-05 - fake dixie 2006-09-04 - ten second news 2006-09-04 - it's 4 in the morning 2006-09-03 - minus the ass 2006-09-03 - late start 2006-09-02 - 4 show week 2006-09-02 - furniture dork 2006-09-01 - diff'rent strokes! finally!!!!! 2006-09-01 - if only you could make out with records 2006-08-31 - not even my typos are funny 2006-08-30 - it's enviable 2006-08-29 - i need to feel your angle, cause things don't wanna mangle 2006-08-28 - baby's way cruel 2006-08-28 - keep it early j. 2006-08-28 - top 8 2006-08-27 - i want stupid stuff 2006-08-27 - paris 2006-08-27 - justin theroux should call me to go thrifting for records 2006-08-27 - i was just nowhere near your neighborhood 2006-08-26 - headache 2006-08-26 - little miss sunshine 2006-08-24 - the hardest thing in the world to do is to find somebody who believes in you 2006-08-24 - diseased hat 2006-08-23 - maybe it's something 2006-08-23 - happy anniversary mom and dad 2006-08-22 - why waste a second 2006-08-21 - sometimes that's just the way it goes 2006-08-21 - spearmint cough drops, for the anti-coughdrop amongst us 2006-08-20 - chung-CHUNG 2006-08-19 - brown bag 2006-08-19 - $11 2006-08-18 - listen 2006-08-18 - fluxuating temperatures 2006-08-18 - sleep tight 2006-08-16 - symptoms 2006-08-15 - what are you talking about? 2006-08-15 - no gin in the house 2006-08-14 - everything bad 2006-08-12 - when i need a friend it's still you 2006-08-11 - brave 2006-08-10 - \"leroy\" 2006-08-09 - i don't speak moose and squirrel 2006-08-08 - failure 2006-08-07 - not a prodigy. just woefully average 2006-08-06 - don't call me whitney, bobby. 2006-08-06 - anyone want to help me tighten up my syntax? 2006-08-05 - apparently there's always more 2006-08-04 - low and gravely 2006-08-04 - snakes in a can 2006-08-03 - I want school kids on busses singing your name 2006-08-03 - my ear hurts 2006-08-02 - spread the word 2006-08-01 - unplanned pumpkincy 2006-07-31 - signs signs everywhere a sign 2006-07-30 - good night chicago 2006-07-30 - it's a beautiful world for you....not me. 2006-07-29 - pitchfork day 1 2006-07-29 - my kingdom for some salve 2006-07-28 - greetings from chicago, day 2 2006-07-27 - down with idiocy 2006-07-26 - cross your fingers for family 2006-07-25 - to knit or not to knit 2006-07-25 - hi old elbow bird 2006-07-23 - that damn cat 2006-07-21 - favorite books of younger days 2006-07-19 - grrr-animals? 2006-07-18 - diverse interests....gidget/alice cooper 2006-07-16 - a lot of photos 2006-07-15 - all this heavenly glory 2006-07-13 - too blue for jesus 2006-07-13 - back from the shenandoah valley 2006-07-10 - dread 2006-07-08 - and a high time was had by all 2006-07-07 - haircut 100 2006-07-06 - dinosaur land soon soon soon! 2006-07-06 - go away scratchy throat 2006-07-05 - queen of the tards 2006-07-04 - i hate explosions 2006-07-03 - top THAT 2006-07-03 - i watched it, now leave me alone 2006-07-02 - thunder makes me nervous 2006-07-02 - regal beagle 2006-07-01 - crafty fingers crossed 2006-06-30 - happy vacation 2006-06-29 - for good measure 2006-06-28 - playing games 2006-06-28 - boring garden entry 2006-06-28 - boring garden entry 2006-06-27 - why am i so tired 2006-06-26 - dumb whore 2006-06-23 - dry faster 2006-06-21 - i hate golf. 2006-06-20 - beautiful 2006-06-19 - hypothetical storms and unicorns 2006-06-17 - a good day indeed 2006-06-15 - another fort ren0 begun 2006-06-15 - nicely scented 2006-06-14 - coulter V. carlin 2006-06-14 - gays of our lives 2006-06-13 - and NBC gives the finger to last comic standing once again. 2006-06-12 - my SHOE! 2006-06-11 - ramble 2006-06-11 - to cable or not to cable 2006-06-10 - AV 2006-06-09 - my jaw aches 2006-06-05 - a chump no more 2006-06-03 - happy to you! 2006-05-31 - the joy of AC 2006-05-30 - hot salt mint hotness 2006-05-28 - songs about manos 2006-05-27 - make a list of the things i need to do this summer 2006-05-26 - sleep over? 2006-05-25 - long wait 2006-05-25 - buddhist movies are for the birds 2006-05-24 - real fine looking hookers out front 2006-05-24 - memorial day =work 2006-05-22 - always and all ways 2006-05-21 - happy birthday to me 2006-05-19 - shout out to harvard 2006-05-18 - the dolcet tones 2006-05-18 - sometimes family is nice 2006-05-17 - right now! tonight! and yeah! 2006-05-17 - beth b. now with 100% less cursing (this offer expires after this entry) 2006-05-16 - paul westerberg V. j. mascis 2006-05-15 - a touch of the gay 2006-05-12 - who can make the sun shine? 2006-05-10 - tom wolfe and telescopes 2006-05-09 - fuck. 2006-05-09 - pb cookies 2006-05-08 - th0mas k|ncade- painter of light, anal affectionado 2006-05-08 - smitten 2006-05-06 - blueprint magazine. make-ups. and colleen 2006-05-05 - cinco de....oh, whatever.... 2006-05-04 - tiny makes everything cute 2006-05-03 - 4 simple pleasures 2006-05-01 - mamma, don't let your babies grow up to be car thieves 2006-04-30 - saturday night's all right for leprosy 2006-04-28 - humane 2006-04-28 - gimmie the (margarita) cure 2006-04-27 - do not look here for bath stools 2006-04-26 - bawl'mure hon. 2006-04-24 - os mutantes 2006-04-23 - just say what you mean 2006-04-23 - 20/20 2006-04-21 - small meet lonely 2006-04-21 - problems solved 2006-04-20 - gardening 2006-04-19 - members ONLY! 2006-04-19 - who told? 2006-04-19 - schadenfreude motherfucker 2006-04-18 - nightmare thy name is t@ffety punk 2006-04-17 - i wish i was making this up. 2006-04-16 - egg hunt. not the band.....ok, a little at the end. 2006-04-15 - i give up 2006-04-14 - ice cream is magic 2006-04-13 - gross phrases 2006-04-11 - it should be noted i am not wearing a dinosaur jr. tshirt at this moment 2006-04-10 - hello state! 2006-04-10 - saw a band, i saw a band 2006-04-08 - hermit- thy name is beth b. 2006-04-07 - reunited and it feels....kinda stomach churning actually... 2006-04-07 - april showers bring stephin merritt 2006-04-07 - vespa! 2006-04-06 - goo 2006-04-04 - everything and everyone 2006-04-03 - if only 2006-04-01 - - 2006-03-30 - did i say that? 2006-03-28 - aligned interests 2006-03-27 - i ain't no limburger 2006-03-24 - raincheck on ted leo...aisle one. 2006-03-23 - day of DAY OFF! 2006-03-22 - eeeenk jop 2006-03-21 - bye bye tut-tut 2006-03-20 - tylenol pm 2006-03-19 - no through-line to this story. 2006-03-16 - i. am. dumb 2006-03-15 - dirty/clean 2006-03-13 - top of the world ma 2006-03-13 - old white dudes love me 2006-03-12 - another not lazy sunday 2006-03-09 - douchey emails 2006-03-08 - it's expected he's gone. 2006-03-07 - a waste of spinach 2006-03-06 - mcstinker is preggers 2006-03-06 - tired 2006-03-01 - arty gras opened 2006-02-25 - dress up dress down 2006-02-23 - my forray into TV 2006-02-22 - good morning beth b. 2006-02-22 - good morning beth b. 2006-02-20 - too busy for taxes 2006-02-16 - gocco play date 2006-02-15 - nice grant nice! 2006-02-15 - nice grant nice! 2006-02-14 - a valentine to the people i read the most 2006-02-12 - love simple? or blood simple 2006-02-09 - my friends kick your friends ass. 2006-02-08 - no fred. i will not play skee ball with you 2006-02-06 - dream an annoying dream 2006-02-04 - lame friday 5 2006-02-02 - on the same list as superchunk 2006-01-29 - not so lazy sunday 2006-01-27 - so busy i shouldn't be typing this 2006-01-25 - rodger daltrey: hells yes 2006-01-24 - avoidance is the best defense 2006-01-23 - gummy moustaches taste like gasoline 2006-01-20 - what do i have to show for 6 years? 2006-01-12 - mrs. mcstinker 2006-01-11 - being alone is all i know 2006-01-09 - bid adieu to FF 2006-01-08 - my cat 2006-01-06 - toof destruction 2006-01-04 - referenced in this entry: van halen, the soundtrack to ghostbusters, pina coladas, hello kitty, pete seeger, dangerdoom, jay-z, kenny rogers, and shellac 2006-01-02 - new years resolve to no resolutions 2005-12-31 - an omen of new years eve 2005-12-28 - andy samberg is crazy delicious 2005-12-27 - are you ready koons ford college park? I AM 2005-12-25 - merry christmas 2005-12-23 - kendall's coming back 2005-12-20 - dear new york city 2005-12-19 - i'm a moron who can't wrap presents. 2005-12-18 - bah humbug 2005-12-15 - best dream ever 2005-12-12 - asshole, party of one. your table is ready. 2005-12-10 - fresh air cure 2005-12-09 - bah 2005-12-08 - why won't i shut up? 2005-12-06 - fizzle 2005-12-05 - flippy-flops 2005-12-03 - the real winners are the moustaches 2005-12-02 - baking cupcakes at the spead of light 2005-12-01 - focus group follies 2005-11-30 - all turtles are go 2005-11-29 - i hate hormoes and small talk 2005-11-25 - i can't believe my gramma felt me up 2005-11-23 - bad omens, party of one 2005-11-21 - none for me, thanks 2005-11-21 - none for me, thanks 2005-11-17 - andrew bird makes me drool. 2005-11-15 - everything's better with gilmore... 2005-11-14 - almost but not quite. 2005-11-11 - my friend michelle k 2005-11-07 - bitchboots 2005-11-07 - bitchboots 2005-11-04 - no bad poetry here... 2005-11-03 - apples 2005-11-02 - my day 2005-11-01 - to-do > gumption 2005-10-31 - i throw a good party 2005-10-28 - pretentious 5 2005-10-27 - lunchtime 2005-10-25 - cahoots 2005-10-23 - homemade lobotomy 2005-10-22 - -i don't have a theme here 2005-10-21 - friday 5- the fall edition 2005-10-20 - bonnie and clyde 2005-10-18 - meet my pumpkins 2005-10-16 - who drinks hot chocolate at a rock show? 2005-10-14 - - 2005-10-12 - wham bam boom 2005-10-10 - \"fiendish\" 2005-10-07 - firday 5 about this thing 2005-10-06 - too much shakespeare 2005-10-05 - copy cat 2005-10-04 - the purpose of tuesday nights 2005-10-03 - - 2005-10-01 - crappy bastards 2005-09-30 - the shelflife of magazines in 7-11's across PG county 2005-09-29 - 3 short letters 2005-09-28 - counting chickens will only bite you in the ass. 2005-09-27 - ass-puckeringly expensive 2005-09-26 - weekend and sucky cars 2005-09-24 - what? bunnies? 2005-09-23 - thank q 2005-09-21 - i smell a business venture 2005-09-21 - what makes this girl laugh 2005-09-20 - bye bye matt h. 2005-09-20 - pirates and pekar 2005-09-18 - @1 buri@n stole (ryan's) coat 2005-09-15 - ok 2005-09-15 - a date and maybe a half in one week? 2005-09-13 - headache 2005-09-12 - can i keep it? 2005-09-11 - rebuttal from the dad 2005-09-09 - ichi ban 2005-09-08 - bush is a disaster 2005-09-07 - adopt a beth b. 2005-09-06 - no proust for you...or me..... 2005-09-03 - national fart day 2005-09-02 - eleemosynary 2005-09-01 - how do you help when you feel so helpless? 2005-08-31 - reasons i like my job 2005-08-30 - fun for me and you 2005-08-29 - an itch i can't scratch 2005-08-29 - - 2005-08-26 - A gas saving tip, from me to you 2005-08-25 - a short admission of defeat 2005-08-23 - 5 songs 2005-08-20 - actors are dumb 2005-08-16 - i *heart* kelly clarkson 2005-08-15 - DC v. Chi town 2005-08-15 - DC v. Chi town 2005-08-13 - dong sucking weather makes me cranky 2005-08-12 - rash diagnosis 2005-08-11 - markers markers markers 2005-08-09 - an entry weirdly about guy p. 2005-08-09 - snooze fest 2005-08-08 - kissy dreams= failure 2005-08-05 - nice friday! nice!!! 2005-08-03 - cheese and typing 2005-08-02 - the countdown begins 2005-08-01 - my contribution to the 101 revolution 2005-07-31 - look for my new bands- disaster babies and vegan potluck 2005-07-26 - the one where my granma confuses me with angelina jolie 2005-07-26 - my life is shitty 2005-07-25 - the cat is out of the bag. 2005-07-25 - the wedding invitees. 2005-07-22 - what today hath wrought 2005-07-22 - i hate weddings 2005-07-22 - i hate weddings 2005-07-17 - me, my paint and i 2005-07-15 - bye bye AV, hello bethb.net 2005-07-14 - karl rove- a letter to you 2005-07-13 - most responsible vacation ever 2005-07-11 - 5 things 2005-07-11 - painting break 2005-07-09 - ask the old man who works at the hardware store 2005-07-06 - week plans 2005-07-04 - hooray for the 5th of july 2005-07-02 - henry rollins 2005-06-29 - vila vila kula 2005-06-28 - don't let nike steal your shit too. 2005-06-27 - fuck being sick! 2005-06-25 - don't move to brooklyn 2005-06-23 - when he's good he's very very good, but when he has gum he's better 2005-06-19 - this is what happens when i have a whole pot of coffee while reading the sunday paper 2005-06-18 - i'm gay for cats 2005-06-17 - i sure do like coffee 2005-06-16 - rollercoaster fever 2005-06-14 - don't drink and diarylands 2005-06-14 - don't drink and diarylands 2005-06-12 - she's a very sweaty girl. the kind you don't take home to mother 2005-06-11 - sure signs of summer 2005-06-10 - the cut doesn't make the cut 2005-06-08 - sign up for your own adventure with me 2005-06-04 - bambi- inspired questions. 2005-06-01 - good things come to those who wait 2005-05-29 - i accept 2005-05-27 - bye bye berkley springs 2005-05-26 - yuengling- good for what ails you 2005-05-25 - i have so much to learn 2005-05-24 - more stuff i hate 2005-05-23 - great birthday. great hot snakes. hey fratboys, stay out of my rock 2005-05-20 - zillionaire 2005-05-17 - A is for ART 2005-05-16 - shit list- are you on it? 2005-05-14 - good friend, bad friend 2005-05-13 - ouch 2005-05-12 - birthdays equal new phones and british musicians 2005-05-11 - mfing bananainmytailpipe 2005-05-10 - tasty treats 2005-05-06 - ugly day = stay at home 2005-05-06 - like a hug from the inside. 2005-05-02 - garden weekend. 2005-04-27 - rewards for fire setters 2005-04-22 - next weekend please... 2005-04-21 - yeah and boo 2005-04-19 - i'm sorry i can't stop saying i'm sorry... 2005-04-17 - i'm too old to be falling off of chairs 2005-04-15 - fucka buncha tax junk 2005-04-14 - christine 2005-04-12 - future faux vespa owner- beth b. 2005-04-10 - taxes 2005-04-07 - a sun shines shortly in london 2005-04-06 - shorty 2005-04-06 - shorty 2005-04-02 - hey, lookit me....updating from paris.... 2005-03-31 - au revoir 2005-03-30 - believing this much in horoscopes is naieve. 2005-03-29 - check off 2005-03-28 - they got nuthin' but the genes 2005-03-27 - to-do 2005-03-26 - dumb stuff you won't understand 2005-03-24 - time's a wasting! 2005-03-23 - how'd you find me? 2005-03-22 - two dumb surverys 2005-03-19 - maybe i'll catch fire 2005-03-17 - sicky stay the hell away from meeeeeee 2005-03-15 - stupid worries 2005-03-14 - a loaf of bread... 2005-03-13 - finding comfort in small coincidences 2005-03-12 - snowy tuesdays in d c 2005-03-11 - Cette valise de john est-il ? 2005-03-09 - GAY-WAD! (tm) 2005-03-08 - boring facts 2005-03-07 - J&J. B&? 2005-03-05 - whole lot to look at 2005-03-01 - resolution check in-feb. 2005-02-28 - from a girl who rarely brushes her hair 2005-02-27 - a weekend with nothing to show for it 2005-02-26 - baby's first banner 2005-02-25 - putters up. 2005-02-24 - new math 2005-02-23 - up with LOVE. a love letter to Unrest and mine friends 2005-02-15 - boring stuff. hating holidays 2005-02-14 - f it all in the ding dong 2005-02-11 - ooey gooey entry 2005-02-03 - down by law 2005-02-02 - rob brezney does it again. 2005-02-01 - resolution check in time... 2005-01-31 - the cities lips are sealed 2005-01-27 - welcome to bethb.net 2005-01-27 - bleck 2005-01-26 - it's curtains fer me heart. 2005-01-24 - Target en Francais 2005-01-23 - how 'bout them IGGLES!!!!! 2005-01-22 - i will miss it 2005-01-20 - vote for bush- end up in largo Md. 2005-01-19 - i'm going hooooooome bye bye 2005-01-19 - three things 2005-01-16 - my name is BETH you old fucking QUEEN 2005-01-14 - i love you 2005-01-11 - to drug or not to drug 2005-01-10 - three things to do this week 2005-01-09 - f.u.c.k. 2005-01-09 - two prong plan 2005-01-07 - nerdy weekend 2005-01-06 - voyer 2005-01-05 - knock it off brain. 2005-01-04 - an artists rendering of tinypants 2005-01-03 - you can call him t.p. 2005-01-01 - hooray for motiviation 2004-12-31 - my new years note 2004-12-29 - two letters 2004-12-29 - tin foil hats make the party 2004-12-26 - save me with dinner 2004-12-25 - chris ware made toys. i need a shower. 2004-12-25 - chris ware made toys. i need a shower. 2004-12-23 - i'm the world's suckiest daughter. 2004-12-21 - my resolutions 2004-12-19 - it's yum yum fun 2004-12-18 - more polly, less minor.... 2004-12-17 - time to get crackin' lazy ass 2004-12-16 - a history of the van 2004-12-15 - good things good things. 2004-12-14 - oh kendall... 2004-12-13 - i proclaim..... 2004-12-12 - lucky painting... 2004-12-08 - - 2004-12-07 - cut your mullet 2004-12-02 - How many points for an OCD? 2004-11-29 - i run hot and cold 2004-11-23 - cinema verite 2004-11-19 - this is what i do in my spare time 2004-11-11 - i am not making this up 2004-11-08 - cath carrol 2004-11-05 - au revior R2 D2 2004-11-03 - trying to look on the brightside.... 2004-11-03 - trying to look on the brightside.... 2004-11-02 - VOTE KERRY! 2004-10-28 - BON JOUR! 2004-10-25 - rebecca westcott, you will be missed. 2004-10-22 - pumpkins 2004-10-14 - good, not good, a little of both 2004-10-12 - terrible horrible me 2004-10-08 - this entry dedicated to you, my friend..... 2004-10-07 - new toy 2004-10-06 - i got rejected....what else is new? 2004-10-05 - 3 pepper limit 2004-10-04 - chanels. chicago. cookies. cleaning. crafts. 2004-09-30 - my head hurts, can i go home? 2004-09-27 - my national past time 2004-09-26 - committed decor 2004-09-24 - craft FASTER 2004-09-20 - it's hard work being happy 2004-09-19 - i'm actually passing on the pixies 2004-09-12 - free email for YOU 2004-09-10 - random dreams of note 2004-09-09 - new gigs 2004-09-06 - yoooooooo hooooooOOOOOOO oh, zellllllllllllll 2004-09-02 - spit balls? really, zell? spit balls? 2004-09-02 - spit balls? really, zell? spit balls? 2004-09-02 - spit balls? really, zell? spit balls? 2004-09-01 - ching chong, ping pong 2004-08-30 - stop it 2004-08-28 - i'm tired 2004-08-28 - i'm tired 2004-08-22 - take this you tramp (oline) 2004-08-20 - i left my heart...oh wait, i don't have one... 2004-08-17 - R. Nelly 2004-08-12 - - 2004-08-11 - and i'm one of them. 2004-08-11 - i'm itchy. 2004-08-09 - christ yes, i am still beating that horse. 2004-08-05 - selective surgery 2004-07-30 - you'd think 2004-07-28 - panda version 2.0 2004-07-24 - his name is teddy, but you can call him ted 2004-07-22 - dumb kitties 2004-07-20 - an entry for 4 people 2004-07-20 - worst.entry.ever. 2004-07-18 - get up on this 2004-07-13 - all filler, no editing 2004-07-11 - when in doubt, over estimate the enemy 2004-07-10 - what the fuck does that mean? 2004-07-08 - F9/11 2004-06-30 - my very first entry from home 2004-06-27 - my new loot 2004-06-24 - this is some pain 2004-06-21 - weekend plans shot to hell 2004-06-18 - yay it's summer 2004-06-16 - d.c . has a.m. 2004-06-14 - worst.movie.ever 2004-06-11 - my bruddah 2004-06-09 - 12 years old. 2004-06-08 - oh vacation, where fore art thou? 2004-06-07 - send your hate mail to... 2004-06-06 - thou shalt not covet....not even a little bit? 2004-05-31 - have i told you about my thermos? 2004-05-30 - same ol' song 2004-05-24 - mr., and mrs martin freeman 2004-05-19 - hey, feel free to not call me back.... 2004-05-15 - AC here we come 2004-05-14 - leave my panda alone. 2004-05-12 - reason #467 that i'm completely unloveable 2004-05-07 - the one where i launch my plot to get with owen wilson 2004-05-06 - good bye american idol 2004-05-05 - first signs of panda 2004-05-05 - another pathetic plea for help 2004-05-03 - short and lame 2004-04-30 - look ma! i'mma gonna be on the news. 2004-04-29 - help. 2004-04-28 - wind me up and watch me go 2004-04-23 - i need a big helping of time 2004-04-16 - all this could be mine for $49 2004-04-15 - dear websters, have i got a definition for you... 2004-04-14 - sneezing in real time 2004-04-12 - free the freak hood! my challenge to you! 2004-04-09 - recipe for craziness 2004-04-08 - i love you galaxy hut.... 2004-04-07 - ain't that a punch in the face 2004-04-06 - yeah! panda! 2004-04-06 - day one with panda 2004-04-02 - dear collision works- i hate your motherfuckign ass 2004-03-31 - hey! look ma! i'm a grammar god! 2004-03-30 - damn, baby. you got a lot of dragons 2004-03-26 - black eyed bye bye 2004-03-22 - i'm... 2004-03-19 - - 2004-03-18 - panda possible 2004-03-13 - serging the flares away 2004-03-08 - b.o.r.i.n.g. 2004-03-05 - over it? and how 2004-03-03 - watch out for those clackers 2004-03-02 - miss colleen makes an appearance...kinda 2004-03-01 - dicking around....for miss beck 2004-02-26 - the return of the huff 2004-02-23 - Dear Ralph Nader... 2004-02-18 - bite me 2004-02-12 - i need a bag 2004-02-06 - a whole thing about me rambling about a sweater 2004-02-05 - my american idol recap 2004-02-04 - make something good come out of it 2004-02-03 - lookout world, i'm coming unglued.. 2004-02-02 - make me your queen 2004-01-27 - hey! i know that song! 2004-01-26 - move where no one knows me. 2004-01-21 - start your day with a hey! 2004-01-20 - a good dosage of mean 2004-01-14 - is this a lot to ask? 2004-01-10 - fanboy count magically doubles! 2004-01-09 - here's hoping... 2004-01-08 - uptight pods 2004-01-05 - this is the life 2003-12-29 - cold germs! leave me alone!!! 2003-12-19 - how far away are you 2003-12-18 - dirty penny 2003-12-17 - mo rocca, i know you're stalking me. 2003-12-16 - my emperial back scratcher 2003-12-13 - this has been a good weekend 2003-12-08 - would you care for some soup? 2003-12-05 - you, sir, put the P in Pussy. 2003-11-24 - i hope my new bed's worth it, because i'm pretty sure i have a hernia now... 2003-11-12 - mr. clean brings the magic 2003-11-10 - free creepie crawlies 2003-11-07 - gayest police siren ever 2003-11-05 - everybody wins 2003-11-01 - great...maybe? 2003-10-23 - be willing to make sacrifices 2003-10-15 - gay dolls? gay dolls! 2003-10-13 - fucked more than i've ever been fucked before. 2003-10-10 - stiff little neck 2003-10-08 - i'm not going to polish my halo to make it shine brighter for you 2003-10-07 - manic? yes, please. thank you. 2003-10-06 - nothing special 2003-09-30 - sun naps 2003-09-29 - attach nothing 2003-09-25 - yeah, i said it. f you. 2003-09-22 - american splendor 2003-09-19 - a rather good day 2003-09-19 - one little indian 2003-09-18 - my epiphany 2003-09-17 - libby on the web 2003-09-15 - he knows... 2003-09-10 - close to done 2003-09-05 - stop checking your mail!!! 2003-09-04 - help me win one for the team 2003-08-29 - dimes and visionaries 2003-08-26 - food toss= love 2003-08-23 - this breaking heart shit is some pain 2003-08-13 - baby's first indoors rock show 2003-08-12 - where is my pact-half???? 2003-08-05 - free helmet 2003-07-31 - something's gotta change 2003-07-23 - kendall the great 2003-07-20 - it's weird. i'm mean. and i'm sad, back the f off. 2003-07-20 - hoping on a horroscope 2003-07-13 - left brain, meet right brain, now dance... 2003-07-09 - if only i were hot 2003-07-08 - momma nature 2003-07-04 - cute and not cute- a definative list 2003-07-02 - maybe it was just a firefly 2003-06-27 - mcgroddle 2003-06-25 - my new car 2003-06-21 - dino porn for you 2003-06-02 - maybe they're on to me 2003-05-30 - fingers 2003-05-29 - i was a percussionist for the dismemberment plan 2003-05-26 - find me a new job 2003-05-22 - pathetic? check 2003-05-22 - the day after 2003-05-20 - take THAT verizon!!! 2003-05-16 - using pandas for fun and profit 2003-05-15 - a timely horoscope indeed 2003-05-09 - so i say i'm sorry again...and again and again and again.... 2003-05-07 - italics! 2003-04-26 - yeah, i'm just a little bit pissed off 2003-04-20 - use slant 6 as your soundtrack, it's a sure fire win. 2003-04-14 - my last two weeks in a nut shell. 2003-03-30 - i was in beauty pill...for one song at least 2003-03-28 - all about my grampa 2003-03-27 - logistical nightmare 2003-03-25 - nothing really. 2003-03-20 - rftc 2003-03-19 - i'm grampa-less 2003-03-16 - my adventures with A. pt. 1 2003-03-16 - - 2003-03-14 - yep 2003-03-09 - bad directions are no fun 2003-03-06 - unpleasant cats 2003-03-05 - double the hottness 2003-03-04 - nerds 2003-03-03 - i'm having another crisis 2003-03-01 - last night 2003-02-26 - hot.t. chick/x/s 2003-02-25 - all kinds of ailments 2003-02-24 - purple pant suit phenom 2003-02-21 - GET INSIDE JERKFACE 2003-02-20 - dear mt. ranier maryland, i hate you. 2003-02-14 - my memo to the boys 2003-02-14 - super blah 2003-02-11 - side 2 2003-02-07 - we have side one 2003-02-06 - a very successful evening, if i do say so myself 2003-02-05 - i have new pants 2003-02-05 - say it with soy 2003-02-01 - my state of the union 2003-01-31 - something good just fell into my lap. 2003-01-30 - mix tape pt. 1 2003-01-29 - burning hippies 2003-01-28 - i took an iq test 2003-01-26 - nitrate hymnal 2003-01-24 - plenty of peppers 2003-01-18 - next saturday is a beautiful thing 2003-01-11 - new crush boy for 2003 2003-01-06 - sucky day. hair cut desperately needed 2002-12-31 - happy new year 2002-12-20 - - 2002-12-14 - future screen writers, take note... 2002-12-10 - go away 2002-12-06 - wanted: an assistant with smooching benefits 2002-12-02 - quickie 2002-11-20 - WARNING! this entry contains poo! 2002-11-18 - no, i don't think we've ever met... 2002-11-15 - im tired from just reading this... 2002-11-13 - a slightly cute more japanese version of myself 2002-11-11 - an embarrassment for my cat 2002-11-09 - learning by myself 2002-11-08 - i fixed it! 2002-11-03 - i win! 2002-10-31 - art attack 2002-10-21 - an open letter to mr. steve albini 2002-10-16 - SHELLAC! SHELLAC! finally...SHELLAC!!! 2002-10-16 - - 2002-10-14 - don't steal from me, okay? i don't have a lot to begin with 2002-10-07 - when's my time? 2002-10-02 - good grief, i am still tired 2002-09-21 - new pornographers and apples 2002-09-19 - cravings 2002-09-18 - my brother scott 2002-09-11 - what i remember the most... 2002-09-07 - i don't remember 2002-09-03 - oh, my achin' toof 2002-08-26 - so many questions and a sickening feeling 2002-08-17 - i don't have the mystery 2002-08-16 - no more dead people, please 2002-08-15 - holy god.... 2002-08-06 - naked-y nude-y 2002-08-02 - this is d.c. 2002-08-02 - this is d.c. 2002-07-31 - i won ice cream 2002-07-30 - i'm cross dressing today 2002-07-25 - radio 4 2002-07-22 - crazy hazey 2002-07-18 - there's pie! 2002-07-16 - next BIG band 2002-07-11 - quiet time 2002-07-10 - no coloring books???? 2002-07-09 - see? i told you so.... 2002-07-06 - andrew w.k. = GRODIE! 2002-07-04 - my real reson for not doing anything.. 2002-07-01 - the evil genius of teachers 2002-06-27 - my day in one long run on sentance 2002-06-24 - rock and roll shrinky dinks 2002-06-21 - bye bye bye 2002-06-21 - all's well that rock's well 2002-06-20 - and they will know me by my trail of socks 2002-06-19 - inbox contradictory spam 2002-06-18 - poosauges 2002-06-17 - nerves a flutter 2002-06-14 - my grandparents 2002-06-14 - oh, SQ....shove it, why don't you? 2002-06-12 - new project with dad 2002-06-10 - i can't stop smiling 2002-06-06 - i don't know, i think i'm losing it 2002-06-05 - jinx the cat 2002-06-03 - lite brite injury 2002-05-30 - lite brite 2002-05-22 - i have a nephew! 2002-05-20 - new front brakes! i can stop with pride! 2002-05-17 - getting a jump on things 2002-05-15 - pep talks and rainbows 2002-05-12 - welcome to my apartment- the kitsch factor 2002-05-08 - holy crap, i'm getting old 2002-05-07 - more stuff i'm not proud of 2002-05-06 - you'd do it too 2002-05-02 - i don't know the spanish word for rain 2002-05-01 - show me the cure 2002-04-30 - better leave this party now 2002-04-26 - fisher price's my first rock show 2002-04-25 - fuff of another kind 2002-04-23 - i *heart* the von bondies 2002-04-19 - erin- it was blah.... 2002-04-16 - please be nice to my neighborhood while you're protesting, mmmmkay? 2002-04-13 - phooey 2002-04-11 - chris meloni made up for other men's short commings 2002-04-09 - free laundry 2002-04-08 - sooyoung second chance 2002-04-06 - it's d.i.y, man 2002-04-05 - shut it 2002-05-03 - i watched the birds make out 2002-05-02 - i'm bore-ring 2002-03-29 - listy-list and 2 yucky things 2002-03-28 - what kind of restaurant are you running that you don't even know how time works??? 2002-03-27 - school's out 2002-03-27 - sick and stuck at square one 2002-03-26 - random stuff 2002-03-23 - oh lordy, i'm mean 2002-03-21 - whoops 2002-03-19 - who knows... 2002-03-15 - it's already friday and soon it will be friday night 2002-03-14 - hottest PO box number in the world... 2002-03-11 - all the kids, they want grape juice plus 2002-03-08 - i'm still sleepy. 2002-03-07 - bored....paint dry faster 2002-03-07 - a historic moment in my computer illiteracy 2002-03-06 - my reply 2002-03-05 - close, but probably not 2002-03-05 - day two- wish i could control my dreams 2002-03-04 - day 2 of my experiment 2002-02-28 - woulda coulda shoulda stayed in bed 2002-02-26 - i've gotta see some masons about their temple... 2002-02-21 - roadrunner road runner 2002-02-20 - look ma! no cavities! 2002-02-19 |