bethb's Diaryland Diary
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2023-05-22 - Don't be afraid of getting older2022-12-30 - Just hold tight2022-11-08 - I thought I would wake up today and be dead, but instead I wake up and see my husband.- Judy Baldwin2022-04-24 - zozz translates into SHIT2022-01-04 - This chapter of my life will be titled "tears and cicadas" and bring on the ZOZZ2021-01-03 - New year, who dis?2019-12-30 - onward and upward.2019-05-31 - Everything’s fine. 2018-12-31 - This little light of ours 2018-08-08 - None of us are going to win unless we all vote.2018-03-10 - Capitol Hill je t’aime2018-01-24 - Leaving DC2018-01-01 - It's 20182017-12-18 - why do i do this to myself2017-11-17 - the judy b experience2017-08-01 - 30 days to decide2017-02-20 - First-middle-last2016-12-31 - See you later, 2016.2016-12-23 - Tiny fingers and big buttons.2016-06-13 - I didn't get it until I got it.2016-05-14 - Patrick M.2016-02-27 - Unemployment or mid-life crisis. you decide.2016-02-02 - Jumping without a parachute2016-01-25 - snow day2016-01-16 - not moving to boston2016-01-14 - Two unrelated and delightful events.2015-12-31 - Happy new year!2015-12-21 - Feeling overwhelmed2015-12-06 - Slipping off2015-07-07 - Go big or go home2015-05-01 - Dire Straits Romeo & Juliet2015-03-17 - where for art thou, Kimono?2014-12-31 - Happy new year- are you ready?2014-12-29 - An ode to my sofa.2014-12-02 - Know how I know I'm an asshole?2014-09-22 - cast out the first stone2014-08-20 - Where do you buy a sofa?2014-08-17 - Looking forward, reaching back2014-07-23 - pros, cons and unintentional intentions2014-07-23 - pros, cons and unintentional intentions2014-05-07 - stupid things i think about.2014-05-07 - stupid things i think about.2014-04-08 - yeah, it's spring2014-03-30 - wreck myself2014-03-28 - three hour stress ball2014-03-13 - short fuse2014-03-08 - sick happens2014-03-05 - Ok, coach...2014-03-04 - So you can see, it's going well...2013-12-31 - New year, new 20142013-11-19 - required regrets2013-10-31 - Academic tasks2013-10-17 - overcoming my feral state2013-10-16 - Next Year's Maker2013-10-16 - Next Year's Maker2013-08-22 - ready? set? go?2013-08-14 - i can't get started2013-08-02 - Evanston?2013-07-02 - Happy "I'm glad that's not me!" day!2013-06-05 - chicago ideas2013-06-03 - plan b what was i saying2013-05-30 - i need to meet rupaul2013-05-09 - kicking and screaming2013-04-12 - BACK ON TOP2013-04-04 - the eventual eviction2013-04-04 - the eventual eviction2013-02-19 - sleep2012-12-31 - My new years wish to you. A clean slate2012-11-30 - kicker2012-11-07 - good job us?2012-11-05 - running in the cold2012-11-03 - No one belongs here more than me2012-11-01 - will work for obligated love2012-10-15 - great kisser, terrible footrubs2012-10-15 - great kisser, terrible footrubs2012-09-23 - healing2012-09-08 - what i would tell myself2012-09-03 - esc2012-08-16 - maybe i should just relax2012-07-18 - delayed sadness2012-07-16 - it's the truth2012-02-04 - a momentary lull2012-01-24 - so much safer2011-12-31 - my 2012 wish to you2011-12-25 - on fire2011-11-23 - too big to flail2011-11-14 - stuff and things2011-11-14 - stuff and things2011-10-21 - 'til then2011-10-05 - and much kissing ensued2011-09-18 - documented2011-09-05 - Guess I'll order some Chinese food.2011-09-01 - stop wasting time2011-08-24 - either/or2011-08-22 - speaking of remembering2011-08-22 - speaking of remembering2011-08-16 - Florida makes me sad2011-08-16 - Florida makes me sad2011-07-27 - satisfaction2011-07-10 - cryptic hopes.2011-07-01 - chitty-bang-chitty2011-06-21 - maybe i'm just tired.2011-06-16 - why ask the spinster?2011-06-07 - tigerflight is taking off2011-05-25 - take the script, leave the snoopy2011-05-24 - snip and toss2011-05-23 - take it away2011-05-18 - but what if V. but it doesn't2011-05-18 - but what if V. but it doesn't2011-05-08 - enjoy this laugh2011-05-08 - enjoy this laugh2011-03-27 - big mouth strikes again2011-03-23 - learning about what I've always known2011-03-15 - itchy eye2011-02-09 - Is there really a lid for every pot?2011-01-19 - I am invited2011-01-14 - such a jerk sometimes2011-01-10 - no one really is2011-01-06 - Another story that should be heard2011-01-02 - MJ's wang2010-12-31 - Fuck you 2010. Don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya.2010-12-30 - I sure do love vacations2010-12-13 - bring on the new year2010-12-07 - it's time for the skies to deliver2010-12-02 - dreading the holidays2010-11-15 - a chance to get warm2010-11-12 - feelings2010-11-04 - can't get warm2010-10-25 - moving2010-09-22 - hey- vote, ok?2010-09-22 - hey- vote, ok?2010-09-22 - hey- vote, ok?2010-09-20 - The concept of a graceful exit2010-09-13 - work is work2010-08-23 - Secret Agent Sadie Talulah LaRue2010-08-20 - too upsetting2010-08-19 - i am a victim of my own megalomania2010-08-01 - everything's scary2010-08-01 - everything's scary2010-08-01 - everything's scary2010-07-23 - grumpy and crafty2010-07-04 - call me alceste2010-06-18 - promises, promises2010-06-03 - instant old-time friend2010-05-16 - it is always sunny in philadelphia!2010-05-05 - the root of the problem2010-04-22 - what last night was like2010-04-20 - yeah, fucking rainbows...2010-04-12 - not counting chickens2010-04-02 - Look ma! I'm famous!2010-03-26 - i'm a wiener2010-03-20 - a great weekend2010-03-17 - bangadongonagong2010-03-16 - The beauty of traveling alone2010-03-16 - The beauty of traveling alone2010-03-11 - the threat of organic chemistry2010-03-05 - Sometimes that's all i want too2010-03-03 - barf2010-02-28 - I am thankful for being normal2010-02-22 - the return of black cat bill2010-02-20 - a kind of perfect night2010-02-16 - remembering when doves cry2010-02-12 - write your name and make it stick2010-02-11 - I don't got worry.2010-02-10 - I'm a lousy date2010-02-06 - Epic snows2010-02-04 - of historic proportions2010-02-03 - I'm only as cool as my family2010-02-01 - demise2010-01-29 - awesome2010-01-26 - repetitive conversations2010-01-24 - greener grasses2010-01-22 - File under: No surprise there.2010-01-22 - File under: No surprise there.2010-01-21 - Another break in, another day.2010-01-09 - Last one2010-01-03 - arty day2009-12-31 - My new years wish for you2009-12-26 - Raining2009-12-16 - too cold. also, the whole NY thing2009-12-09 - Savory2009-12-09 - Savory2009-11-29 - do work2009-11-24 - baltimore kicked my ass 2009-11-17 - The sign at the fork in the road said straight on2009-11-09 - Every piece of wood2009-11-02 - pointless fiction2009-10-30 - chin music2009-10-25 - Kids and Dogs, Dogs and Kids2009-10-24 - Friend V. Foe2009-10-23 - longview opening was a huge success2009-10-19 - Whip it2009-10-12 - Pumpkin bounce2009-10-07 - warm.ish.2009-09-30 - Something twisted2009-09-27 - Haven't read the script2009-09-26 - Elderly dance troop2009-09-22 - latest chapter2009-09-17 - grumpy girl paints window. news at 11.2009-09-14 - If things don't pick up, at least i have a plan2009-09-10 - VOTE FOR ME! (again)2009-09-09 - i'm people who knows people2009-09-08 - found the invisible dragon2009-09-04 - savory figs2009-09-02 - throwing in the towel2009-08-30 - Vaselines2009-08-29 - see you next tuesday.2009-08-21 - Anyone up for Toad the Wet Sprocket?2009-08-20 - who's #1?2009-08-18 - nerd burger weekend2009-08-11 - Sometimes I forget, and your problems seem unreal to me2009-08-06 - Ugly girls shouldn't be so choosey2009-08-03 - unintended humor2009-07-24 - be careful what you wish for.2009-07-18 - Chicago rules2009-07-15 - Do girls ever out grow Lloyd dobbler?2009-07-12 - brain bombs (not the swedish death metal band)2009-07-08 - No Gaye. Maybe cannonball.2009-07-06 - stuffs not about some stuffs2009-07-04 - happy 4th2009-07-03 - Mitch is a total SJPp2009-06-29 - skipping around2009-06-27 - Shut it cuntface 2009-06-24 - Taking the good with the bad2009-06-22 - good night clark2009-06-20 - some seattle stuff2009-06-18 - clark sabine is awesome. i can't make myself say 'was'.2009-06-16 - In the shadow of the space needle2009-06-14 - i really liked that camera2009-06-12 - another one bites the dust2009-06-09 - freak of the week2009-06-07 - the things i'll do for coffee. and sunflowers - rocket fuel is the key2009-06-01 - june is for fun'in2009-05-27 - hot ozone2009-05-25 - put some damn bloomers on the barbie2009-05-21 - thankful2009-05-17 - whateves2009-05-13 - baging because of the bag.2009-05-12 - walking on lin2009-05-10 - stuff i hate, stuff i like2009-05-08 - ghost of dorothy parker2009-05-06 - scam advice2009-05-05 - innanet2009-05-04 - ridiculous conversations are tiring2009-05-01 - can't wait!2009-04-29 - chicago deal2009-04-28 - out of focus2009-04-26 - bad news for old folks2009-04-24 - do your part2009-04-21 - risky risque2009-04-21 - yell-a-thon2009-04-16 - speed bumps for every body!2009-04-14 - for myself2009-04-12 - baby gorilla y'all2009-04-09 - welcome to public art2009-04-07 - chicago and baseball2009-04-04 - boring play by play (taxes edition)2009-03-31 - My favorite house in Chicago2009-03-31 - for the thugs2009-03-29 - playing secretary2009-03-27 - best (pt. 2)2009-03-27 - best!2009-03-24 - it must be spring2009-03-24 - fake meat2009-03-23 - crackley paint tips.2009-03-22 - out with the crap2009-03-20 - beth on john on cy2009-03-19 - leave me alone, i have shit to do.2009-03-18 - paul rudd are you listening?2009-03-18 - drunk in williamsburg (not brooklyn)2009-03-16 - to jl or not to jl2009-03-15 - if you can't stop thinking about me now, how come you couldn't seem to consider me then?2009-03-13 - reserved for friends2009-03-11 - All of the pantsless sock-sliding, none of the bob seeger2009-03-10 - all the ways i disappoint myself2009-03-08 - waaaaay too productive2009-03-05 - What do i need to read to get cuter strangers to talk to me2009-03-01 - tiny corner kingdom2009-02-28 - I assassin down the avenue2009-02-28 - I assassin down the avenue2009-02-26 - clearly i'm not following that advice2009-02-25 - the simple pleasures of a night to myself2009-02-23 - three philosophers2009-02-22 - magic2009-02-20 - the kitten is kind of a d-bag2009-02-19 - all this and more in Pennsylvania2009-02-17 - sisterhood of the traveling jacket2009-02-17 - the lamb lies down on broadway2009-02-15 - plush vulva art2009-02-12 - Judah2009-02-12 - bacon makes everything better.2009-02-10 - please don't pronounce it lie-berry2009-02-08 - minutae2009-02-05 - a mean anniversary2009-02-05 - i want to go to there. with the real! live! gondolas!2009-02-04 - derr burgher!2009-02-04 - derr burgher!2009-02-04 - derr burgher!2009-02-03 - Boobie Bobesch, art historian2009-02-02 - tatertots but no wii2009-01-30 - Smell the Glove2009-01-29 - mannequins, meat and bargains2009-01-28 - more junk i don't need2009-01-26 - Exceedingly Handsome Asshole.2009-01-25 - what's up coz?2009-01-21 - 2 milllion descend2009-01-18 - ren fair flambe2009-01-15 - rectangu-whir2009-01-14 - ashe gieger2009-01-13 - he had hoped she would assume he had succumbed2009-01-12 - jerkstores and tired muscles.2009-01-11 - 17 shades of gray2009-01-09 - wish me more2009-01-07 - it's bizzaro day2009-01-06 - i can't read the signs2009-01-06 - punch party2009-01-04 - my fire isn't lit like that2009-01-03 - an arrest2009-01-02 - one day down, 1000 days to go2008-12-31 - new years wish for you & me2008-12-30 - a prayer for Mr. W2008-12-29 - cool chocolate2008-12-29 - sugesstions welcome.2008-12-27 - this isn't a problem2008-12-25 - wine consumption begins now2008-12-23 - and not in a good way2008-12-22 - k.i.t2008-12-21 - non burger entry2008-12-19 - weird feelings, cymbals for kids and productivitiy.2008-12-18 - something to consider2008-12-17 - surogate stars hollow2008-12-16 - do as he says2008-12-15 - show buddy needed2008-12-15 - friendship cemented2008-12-11 - two days too late2008-12-10 - old coffee and cat puke2008-12-09 - my type is *fine*2008-12-07 - no gin.2008-12-03 - New Fruits! New Fruits!2008-12-03 - 'ignore'2008-11-30 - RCN blows, thanksgiving was fine, my plan for the wedding.2008-11-27 - turkeys running wild2008-11-26 - fuckin monkey2008-11-25 - baby elephants- just cause they're babies.2008-11-24 - bust, hot forks and alcohol.2008-11-22 - the one where I bitch about beer-theives.2008-11-21 - it's like that2008-11-20 - the key to good living is modern hair2008-11-19 - the day of strange vignettes2008-11-17 - damn woman, have some faith!2008-11-14 - no heat. no cable. no word from bust.2008-11-14 - for the glory-hole of it all2008-11-12 - stresstini2008-11-10 - ricky schroder2008-11-07 - weekend plans for the boring at heart2008-11-07 - weekend plans for the boring at heart2008-11-05 - Right now2008-11-04 - Yes We DID!2008-11-04 - pretty stupid2008-11-03 - can't imagine2008-11-02 - whack me!2008-10-29 - I didn't even know my ipod could read.2008-10-28 - lost connections2008-10-27 - third place is the first winner2008-10-27 - now with more snark!2008-10-26 - america's next top amish moddle2008-10-23 - things to do within certain hours2008-10-20 - leaving this city for that one.2008-10-19 - I'll que up for sausage but not a cupcake.2008-10-17 - Woyzeck redux2008-10-16 - any excuse to show viking kitties2008-10-16 - beth b. on the media2008-10-16 - phinally2008-10-14 - fake bike riding2008-10-13 - a month of fall crammed into one day.2008-10-08 - i want all that stupid old shit, like turtle races and hog calling2008-10-07 - being drunk wins!2008-10-06 - don't understand2008-10-03 - feline aggrivation2008-10-02 - Modest skeletons2008-10-02 - cute, right?2008-09-29 - magical fan2008-09-28 - crafty 20082008-09-26 - new kitten in my basement2008-09-24 - poor lucy.2008-09-24 - a flatulent cherry on the cake2008-09-23 - not not not2008-09-22 - this october, i pledge....2008-09-21 - diy cocktails2008-09-20 - don't get sick, sadie!2008-09-16 - surreal day2008-09-16 - uh-uh, no.2008-09-14 - thanks for listening2008-09-14 - bad news in the middle of the night2008-09-11 - foot long giggles.2008-09-10 - new equipment2008-09-08 - nothing good to report really2008-09-03 - happy birthday to some people2008-09-02 - something both sides of my brain agree on2008-09-01 - papercuts sting like a son of a bitch2008-08-29 - SNL- two things2008-08-29 - project runways2008-08-28 - happy/sad2008-08-27 - research2008-08-25 - lose what you have2008-08-23 - strangely soothing2008-08-21 - stepping back from yourself2008-08-19 - hey guys, it's just a baby ruth2008-08-17 - i took a lot of photos of buildings2008-08-16 - i need a nap2008-08-14 - a boring entry about walking2008-08-12 - oh, Ivy-leaguers....2008-08-09 - counting babies2008-08-06 - love, luke2008-08-05 - who wants to start a magazine?2008-08-04 - maybe being an idiot pays off?2008-07-30 - total OMG moment....kinda sad when you're not 13.2008-07-27 - press play and record2008-07-26 - why bother2008-07-21 - goddamned trucks2008-07-20 - maybe people aren't bad.2008-07-18 - i will remember2008-07-16 - monssieur chapeu2008-07-14 - how much to rent that one?2008-07-13 - lost then found, now other stuff lost.2008-07-11 - listen up, artsy fartsies2008-07-08 - the ipod can wait.2008-07-06 - forgotten summer treasures2008-07-04 - rolling big!2008-07-02 - i just like to complain2008-07-01 - And I'll like it.2008-07-01 - allergic?2008-06-29 - bacon, eggs and a foot massage please.2008-06-25 - back to work, crickety!2008-06-23 - i kind of hate the dave matthews band, actually...2008-06-22 - cleaning like the wind2008-06-21 - Once you hit 35, parties aren't fun anymore...2008-06-19 - new haircut2008-06-19 - kinda magical2008-06-18 - wasn't freaked, now I kind of am.2008-06-17 - john mccunt2008-06-17 - Super douche!2008-06-16 - ben gibbard creeps me out.2008-06-15 - burgers and bats2008-06-13 - body massage2008-06-13 - they smelled like cheese2008-06-11 - i'm living the wrong life2008-06-09 - when i was a painter i painted you well. too bad i had to die2008-06-07 - herman's hermits new member2008-06-07 - getting out of it2008-06-03 - peta notties2008-06-02 - jay mccarrol- not a fan of owls,2008-06-02 - art star2008-05-31 - best parents ever2008-05-28 - i'm just as bad2008-05-27 - pointless2008-05-26 - summer surprises2008-05-25 - lame highlights2008-05-22 - 5 things2008-05-22 - all nice things2008-05-21 - phillies shut out2008-05-21 - Officially old for the first time2008-05-20 - creeper2008-05-20 - eyeball, meet pen2008-05-19 - more acorns and yetis.2008-05-16 - come get me2008-05-16 - maybe i'll be surprised2008-05-15 - smitten2008-05-14 - she's not the queen, she's an actress!2008-05-12 - house of smuggy2008-05-11 - boring play by play2008-05-09 - worst daughter ever.2008-05-07 - AOM preview2008-05-07 - it's the small victories that keep me going2008-05-06 - similar but probably different2008-05-05 - put a sock in it already!2008-05-02 - crotchfruit2008-04-30 - 4 day weekend starts tomorrow2008-04-30 - Just some advice.2008-04-28 - ass effects2008-04-27 - frat dudes...bleh.2008-04-25 - wanted: One muse.2008-04-24 - need more wool!2008-04-23 - serious bullshit levels2008-04-22 - dogs with eyebrows2008-04-21 - random interjection!2008-04-20 - some stuff deserves to be mentioned2008-04-18 - patatas bravas2008-04-16 - from the past2008-04-15 - rock shows2008-04-14 - double the awesome2008-04-14 - my kinda day2008-04-13 - boring plane talk.2008-04-11 - dumb2008-04-11 - planes in person2008-04-10 - mmmmmmmwho?2008-04-09 - just for the moustaches2008-04-09 - new sister! - punish thy sefl2008-04-05 - sleep wins out2008-04-03 - most annoying song ever2008-04-01 - i'll start the cross word, you can check the stats2008-04-01 - too much2008-03-30 - no i don't have a minute for the environment, and here's my burnt styrofoam cup to prove it.2008-03-29 - it's all going to break2008-03-28 - the jet the jet!2008-03-27 - looking forward to tomorrow2008-03-26 - banked2008-03-24 - too much stuff on my plate2008-03-23 - we're gonna fight!2008-03-21 - wax or pluck.2008-03-20 - i hate the kids2008-03-19 - tractor man! we remember you!2008-03-17 - twatified parking rules2008-03-14 - expensive shampoo habit2008-03-13 - secret projects2008-03-12 - much happiness2008-03-12 - missing bookmarks2008-03-10 - no chicago this summer. probably.2008-03-07 - death by flatiorn2008-03-05 - heavenly grilling2008-03-02 - it's a start2008-02-28 - why not2008-02-27 - wilco wilco wilco2008-02-24 - making connections2008-02-21 - Tyra- why so much fug?2008-02-21 - dang, you look goooood2008-02-19 - all about my 5-year old hernia experience2008-02-18 - concrete2008-02-15 - busy b.2008-02-15 - the plane begins2008-02-13 - mildly fucked up2008-02-13 - -2008-02-11 - lot of reading2008-02-11 - good news for an otherwise really shitty weekend.2008-02-10 - no, we only have it IIIIIIced2008-02-08 - ...we ate sand. you ate sand? we ate sand2008-02-08 - the one thing that's never changed2008-02-07 - randoms2008-02-06 - dumb wishes2008-02-06 - cranky2008-02-05 - just shut up already!2008-02-04 - time's a wastin'2008-02-01 - how often does that happen?2008-01-31 - small price to pay for peace and quiet2008-01-30 - stalking opportunities within2008-01-29 - totally worth it2008-01-27 - bleh.2008-01-25 - brings a tear to me eye.2008-01-25 - i want all that stupid old shit, like letters and sodas.2008-01-24 - alcohol please. lots.2008-01-23 - katamari cheap trick2008-01-22 - being nice discount2008-01-21 - reminisceing about old prop babies2008-01-17 - Mike Hunt, from the office of Your Mom?2008-01-16 - let's move on to the next bowl-topia2008-01-15 - four for four!2008-01-14 - i swear to god tonight it smells like snow2008-01-13 - oh yeah that place use to be...2008-01-08 - it was a little sad.2008-01-08 - for the proletariat2008-01-07 - i wish some people would shut up2008-01-06 - kokeshi2008-01-04 - coffee needs2008-01-03 - crash2008-01-01 - yay.2007-12-31 - bring on the new!2007-12-28 - full. but not organized.2007-12-27 - nothing V. secret2007-12-26 - i'm the cheif unicorn wrangler for the white house.2007-12-24 - ellusive pie2007-12-22 - stop slacking2007-12-21 - a little crazy2007-12-20 - leave me alone!2007-12-16 - she who travels the fastest travels alone2007-12-13 - i hate strollers2007-12-12 - misanthrope2007-12-10 - craftacular success!2007-12-07 - tomorrow- New York!2007-12-06 - not very fascinating2007-12-04 - alone again2007-12-03 - for once i'm batting 10002007-12-02 - destruction2007-12-01 - call for an editor2007-11-30 - busy plans for crafty girls2007-11-29 - make it!2007-11-28 - who wants a body massage?2007-11-26 - dickory-dock2007-11-25 - newtown punx represent2007-11-24 - too loud2007-11-21 - muddy vocals2007-11-20 - rules for enjoyment2007-11-19 - or are you waiting for me2007-11-19 - for once2007-11-18 - baddies in the big apple2007-11-16 - who am i kidding2007-11-15 - sending packages to units2007-11-14 - so ghey2007-11-13 - a return to violence2007-11-12 - if you think it's worth saving, try reading it again2007-11-12 - the archetype of all mornings ever2007-11-11 - maybe tomorrow maybe someday2007-11-09 - there's only so much oxygen left in the room2007-11-08 - bump remover2007-11-07 - too tired for fun2007-11-06 - show me a finish line.2007-11-05 - another girl, another planet2007-11-04 - dumb wishes2007-11-03 - smooove2007-11-02 - i'm a doll...a real living doll2007-11-01 - mah purple boots2007-10-30 - you have to celebrate the small victories2007-10-27 - boring haiku2007-10-26 - don't tap my head motherfucker2007-10-25 - stuffy2007-10-24 - tell me tell me tell me2007-10-23 - master of spatial relations2007-10-23 - no sleep2007-10-19 - a bit of a copycat2007-10-18 - healthy sense of adventure2007-10-17 - unfortunate nicknames2007-10-15 - frittered2007-10-14 - no love for NoVA2007-10-12 - screwey priorities2007-10-12 - metro riders2007-10-10 - you'll always be MCI to me.2007-10-08 - no pumpkins this year maybe.2007-10-07 - shlameil, shlamozzel2007-10-05 - baby steps2007-10-03 - snarkers2007-10-02 - etiquette lessons2007-10-01 - at. her. FACE2007-09-28 - why so necklacey, boss?2007-09-27 - i'm bad at my job2007-09-26 - wildly unprofessional day for me2007-09-26 - do over? please?2007-09-25 - merlin is a wizard, not a state2007-09-25 - totally2007-09-24 - she's out back counting stars2007-09-24 - why does anyone even bother reading this?2007-09-23 - ewe gee ach2007-09-21 - great helpers2007-09-20 - oh holy hell2007-09-19 - ka-blooey2007-09-18 - who farted?2007-09-18 - finally getting around to it2007-09-17 - brought to you by sudafed2007-09-16 - the movie fucking sucks2007-09-15 - OCD germ fighter2007-09-12 - keep it like a secret2007-09-11 - set off simply2007-09-10 - jackassery2007-09-10 - sunburnt2007-09-08 - sew like the wind2007-09-06 - gross, not gross2007-09-05 - remember when i had better stories?2007-09-04 - puppet poop2007-09-03 - happy fake fugazi day evan2007-09-03 - seriously, leave my shit alone2007-09-02 - my goonie face2007-09-01 - Hate made easy- lesson #12007-08-31 - fuck fuck FUCK!2007-08-30 - Just for Beansie2007-08-29 - imagine the thrill2007-08-28 - banged up knee and a new job2007-08-26 - can you train attention spans2007-08-24 - hermitville2007-08-24 - go carts and pizzaq2007-08-24 - holding back the tears2007-08-23 - let the bikinis lay2007-08-21 - why so much mime and props?2007-08-20 - an invitation for you.2007-08-19 - use to be...2007-08-18 - messy messy messy2007-08-16 - good night sweetheart, well it's time to go2007-08-16 - less dicks2007-08-14 - who died? me?2007-08-13 - this ain't no 'blind date' motherfucker....2007-08-13 - waiting for the other shoe to drop2007-08-12 - boring details of a crammed weekend2007-08-10 - should i be alarmed?2007-08-09 - the jitters2007-08-07 - the boring details2007-08-07 - guess what?2007-08-07 - tally ho west virginnie2007-08-06 - not so sore2007-08-05 - endorphins are kinda awesome2007-08-05 - my stuff in baltimore2007-08-03 - not riding dirty anymore2007-08-02 - shaping up to be a boring fall2007-08-02 - fake thumb thursday!2007-08-02 - impending doom2007-08-01 - cap hill books2007-07-31 - i'm tired2007-07-30 - bad touch bad touch2007-07-29 - 2 close calls2007-07-28 - 10 weeks goes by in a heartbeat2007-07-27 - need rain2007-07-27 - dan r. is back2007-07-27 - dan r. is back2007-07-27 - once2007-07-25 - the city paper is dead.2007-07-22 - unwelcomed. one and all.2007-07-22 - flower designer2007-07-20 - not so productive2007-07-19 - a pepper pot up the pooper2007-07-18 - mess shitty.2007-07-16 - maybe i am an idiot2007-07-16 - i need a nap2007-07-15 - mastadon will change you2007-07-13 - chitty Bang chitty chitty bang2007-07-10 - later2007-07-09 - plan my trip for me.2007-07-08 - could i still navigate?2007-07-06 - cross it off the motherfucking list2007-07-06 - keep it moving2007-07-06 - keep it moving2007-07-04 - my friend's dad on tv2007-07-03 - HR of BF2007-07-03 - just randomness2007-07-01 - just once....could one thing go properly?2007-06-29 - shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh2007-06-27 - rim shot2007-06-26 - countdown2007-06-26 - -2007-06-25 - simmer down now.2007-06-25 - can't sleep can't sleep2007-06-24 - what was i saying?2007-06-19 - later snipe.2007-06-19 - dipshit2007-06-18 - think happy thoughts2007-06-17 - nice people buy my dolls2007-06-14 - an entry entirely devoid of nut meats2007-06-12 - good haircut2007-06-12 - lost phone2007-06-11 - chicago here i come!2007-06-10 - tired2007-06-06 - astro-NOT on myspace2007-06-04 - Amy Whine-haus stinks2007-06-03 - i'm screwed2007-06-02 - bulls eye on my back2007-06-01 - TAL- illustrated2007-06-01 - how low is too low2007-05-30 - stupid dreams make me nervous2007-05-28 - bring on the summer2007-05-26 - which is better?2007-05-24 - maper force2007-05-22 - birthday socks and wrinkle cream2007-05-21 - boring birthday2007-05-20 - i run on sangria2007-05-19 - the state! on DVD!2007-05-18 - stinx2007-05-17 - dear j. mascis2007-05-16 - thunderstruck2007-05-15 - thanx jc!2007-05-15 - summer can't get here fast enough2007-05-14 - last marketplace2007-05-12 - return of the noise.2007-05-11 - chicago in july2007-05-10 - tiny pumpkin RIP2007-05-09 - VMS a letter to you2007-05-08 - dear paris2007-05-06 - cool kids get free stuff. plus, the return of cute william2007-05-03 - spring has sprung in my frozen heart2007-05-03 - Holy Diver2007-05-02 - new dinosaur jr. is really good.2007-05-01 - in a rut2007-04-30 - eastern market's fire2007-04-29 - i judge boys by their shoes2007-04-27 - Thomas Jefferson's words to live by2007-04-25 - what am i saying?2007-04-24 - -2007-04-23 - three brick free years2007-04-23 - three brick free years2007-04-23 - three brick free years2007-04-21 - finally time to garden2007-04-21 - testing2007-04-19 - surrender2007-04-19 - no jinx. NO JINX!2007-04-18 - Shittens2007-04-17 - i'm stupid2007-04-15 - tax finale fiasco2007-04-14 - itchy face2007-04-13 - twizzlers2007-04-13 - tick tock taxes2007-04-11 - beth beetle2007-04-08 - easter y'all2007-04-06 - stooges fucking killed2007-04-05 - i wanna be your dog2007-04-02 - ouch my neck2007-04-02 - due dates2007-03-31 - found day off...and i'm still boring2007-03-30 - tej2007-03-28 - tech week is not fun2007-03-25 - the kids aren't alright2007-03-24 - boring butt2007-03-21 - munney woes is me2007-03-19 - 'til john waters do us part2007-03-18 - minty celebratory cupcakes!2007-03-17 - peeps painting2007-03-16 - decent pizza2007-03-15 - Au revoir Cathy, vous la chienne stupide2007-03-14 - play this when you're bored2007-03-14 - messy2007-03-13 - spamidiots2007-03-12 - when the messenger is hot2007-03-12 - p-yawn-fork2007-03-10 - diversions2007-03-09 - best butt banging action2007-03-09 - do-over2007-03-08 - bring in the freaks2007-03-07 - are you on the list?2007-03-07 - everybody loses something2007-03-05 - the shit's a-flying!2007-03-05 - success2007-03-03 - seriously? i shouldn't be typing this shit2007-03-02 - should i stay or should i go2007-03-01 - how was your day?2007-02-27 - no coffee= useless2007-02-26 - -2007-02-25 - SNOW!2007-02-24 - please be still2007-02-23 - crap cake2007-02-21 - finally used \"no\".2007-02-21 - my sad fantasy2007-02-18 - it's all about the glamour2007-02-16 - wasted weekend2007-02-15 - cake for your re-birthday2007-02-15 - games you shouldn't play2007-02-13 - my pillow is #1!2007-02-11 - pretty good weekend2007-02-09 - jonathan richman. tonight!2007-02-08 - me serving the superficial2007-02-06 - seriously2007-02-05 - puppy bowl2007-02-03 - stool (the kind you sit on)2007-02-02 - weiner warmers! get 'em while you're cold!2007-02-01 - top mop2007-01-30 - cheap chicago tips?2007-01-30 - gruesome and glorious2007-01-29 - endings = beginings2007-01-27 - craft$2007-01-26 - erin's moving pictures2007-01-25 - dreams do come true. sorta.2007-01-25 - i don't want to go to chelsea2007-01-24 - i'm better with deadlines2007-01-23 - badies debut2007-01-21 - price discrepency2007-01-20 - just cause you're older doesn't make you wiser2007-01-19 - can i volunteer for jury duty?2007-01-18 - nauseating stage antics2007-01-17 - paper towels are kinda awesome2007-01-15 - it's pronounced \"Ying-Ling\". kinda like the damn panda.2007-01-15 - ricky don't do no fly'n2007-01-14 - party skipper2007-01-12 - ricky the thrice2007-01-11 - no injuries2007-01-11 - bad day for hands2007-01-10 - psychic detectives2007-01-08 - beth b. busy2007-01-06 - bath time it is.2007-01-04 - i hate actors.2007-01-01 - best 11 hours and 34 minutes2006-12-31 - here's to 20072006-12-30 - oh, to be brenda2006-12-29 - this house is not a home2006-12-26 - new era2006-12-21 - first whine of the day2006-12-18 - nice weather2006-12-16 - kc does good.2006-12-12 - leave a note for the password2006-12-12 - only assholes stab themselves in the eye.2006-12-11 - good bye charles burns2006-12-10 - back breaking work2006-12-09 - spies like me2006-12-09 - keep it free.2006-12-08 - cold feet, warm hands2006-12-07 - picked!2006-12-06 - modern art makes me want to rock out2006-12-06 - something ugly, something cute2006-12-05 - uter-lope2006-12-05 - top of the head faves of '062006-12-04 - my kid *hearts* the queers.2006-12-04 - whoopsie jury duty2006-12-03 - you igby, are no squid and the whale...2006-12-02 - bad art i couldn't make up if i wanted to2006-12-01 - blog scatting2006-12-01 - would you like to go upstairs and see some etchings?2006-11-30 - start choppin'2006-11-29 - i'm useless2006-11-28 - dc->kz cd2006-11-28 - looking up for new roommate2006-11-27 - pom chicken!2006-11-26 - best google search ever2006-11-26 - the hold steady, old friends, and the weirdness to be found in small town maryland police blotters.2006-11-25 - it's good to have goals...right?2006-11-24 - a list of numbers, my granma's weapon of choice, and a letter to delaware's department of trans.2006-11-23 - a sweater for next winter2006-11-20 - ugh2006-11-20 - finally clean2006-11-16 - today isn't so bad.2006-11-16 - a list of my shortcomings2006-11-16 - a list of my shortcomings2006-11-15 - taming of the shrew2006-11-15 - holiday happenings2006-11-13 - borat, prarie dogs and a baby even tyra would love2006-11-13 - cornell2006-11-12 - naps!2006-11-10 - expectations best to be kept low.2006-11-10 - too smoky2006-11-09 - all for naught2006-11-09 - thursday 52006-11-08 - patrick dumpsey, richard prince and a lot of poop references.2006-11-07 - vote2006-11-06 - this is jeopardy2006-11-06 - even social retards need good haircuts2006-11-05 - lazy sunday2006-11-04 - 2 pumpkinis2006-11-03 - stupid delimas2006-11-02 - 2nd lame entry of the day2006-11-02 - um, no.2006-11-01 - hXc fact checking2006-10-31 - hummus not bad, just tangy.2006-10-30 - vacation through illness2006-10-28 - ma vie en musique2006-10-28 - what are you fighting for?2006-10-27 - 2 stupid wishes2006-10-27 - disaster avoided2006-10-26 - mitres are a bitch2006-10-25 - chester-less chestertown2006-10-24 - i'm not off to see the wizard2006-10-23 - bad bad oz2006-10-22 - is that a fire in my hallway or are you just hot?2006-10-21 - i will never be that hip2006-10-20 - step right up and see the world's smallest full grown pumpkin- TINY PUMPKIN!2006-10-20 - wilco. and how i miss elbows2006-10-19 - getting high like the teens2006-10-19 - leave!2006-10-18 - i'm in love with rock and roll...2006-10-18 - yes i have2006-10-17 - a list of people i've never seen2006-10-16 - quick scratch2006-10-15 - red nose hotness2006-10-15 - comics and eagles2006-10-14 - knit robots! on news stands now!2006-10-13 - leeches2006-10-11 - miss beck in town!2006-10-10 - creeping crud2006-10-10 - session hand clapper makes the big time2006-10-08 - elephant2006-10-06 - i'm #22006-10-06 - i'm nerdy for light fixtures2006-10-06 - jeffey explains the crack2006-10-05 - PJ's snoring out of both ends2006-10-04 - vol ops2006-10-03 - babies playing jeopardy2006-10-02 - the price is oz2006-10-01 - musical snobbery inside- enter at yo' own risk2006-09-30 - of course it's a no2006-09-30 - neil gaiman2006-09-29 - tell her to come home soon.2006-09-29 - chester sucks2006-09-28 - laundry wins2006-09-28 - chase utley is my new darren daulton2006-09-26 - more letting cats out of bags. and i want a dog.2006-09-26 - the cat is out of the bag2006-09-26 - 2 strange dreams2006-09-25 - free phillies tickets!2006-09-25 - i like records and soup.2006-09-24 - x to the 4th power = massive headache2006-09-23 - if i'm part of your step 7, cross me off. it's fine. i'm sure i don't remember anyway.2006-09-21 - the magic of tiny pumpkin. and being single is ok. just not according to cristen's doctor.2006-09-21 - naughty ipod!2006-09-21 - actual ass hat2006-09-20 - ikea rugs2006-09-20 - the waiting is the hardest part2006-09-19 - courage2006-09-19 - when do i ask about vacation?2006-09-19 - channels2006-09-18 - called back2006-09-18 - dinner2006-09-17 - wizard of the gay pride parade2006-09-16 - mug mug mug2006-09-15 - stinky zach braff2006-09-15 - interview2006-09-14 - think good thoughts2006-09-13 - i'm nervous2006-09-13 - an interview!2006-09-13 - grey office2006-09-13 - oh yeah, you'll laugh at a butthole joke2006-09-12 - help me string some words together2006-09-12 - brighton beach sofas2006-09-11 - drakaar noir YES!2006-09-11 - carol2006-09-09 - *SPARKLE*2006-09-08 - turns out, groove *is* in the heart...2006-09-08 - down with ists.2006-09-07 - -2006-09-06 - presale2006-09-06 - blueprint- round two2006-09-05 - bad penny2006-09-05 - dick dangler, will you pick apples with me?2006-09-05 - fake dixie2006-09-04 - ten second news2006-09-04 - it's 4 in the morning2006-09-03 - minus the ass2006-09-03 - late start2006-09-02 - 4 show week2006-09-02 - furniture dork2006-09-01 - diff'rent strokes! finally!!!!!2006-09-01 - if only you could make out with records2006-08-31 - not even my typos are funny2006-08-30 - it's enviable2006-08-29 - i need to feel your angle, cause things don't wanna mangle2006-08-28 - baby's way cruel2006-08-28 - keep it early j.2006-08-28 - top 82006-08-27 - i want stupid stuff2006-08-27 - paris2006-08-27 - justin theroux should call me to go thrifting for records2006-08-27 - i was just nowhere near your neighborhood2006-08-26 - headache2006-08-26 - little miss sunshine2006-08-24 - the hardest thing in the world to do is to find somebody who believes in you2006-08-24 - diseased hat2006-08-23 - maybe it's something2006-08-23 - happy anniversary mom and dad2006-08-22 - why waste a second2006-08-21 - sometimes that's just the way it goes2006-08-21 - spearmint cough drops, for the anti-coughdrop amongst us2006-08-20 - chung-CHUNG2006-08-19 - brown bag2006-08-19 - $112006-08-18 - listen2006-08-18 - fluxuating temperatures2006-08-18 - sleep tight2006-08-16 - symptoms2006-08-15 - what are you talking about?2006-08-15 - no gin in the house2006-08-14 - everything bad2006-08-12 - when i need a friend it's still you2006-08-11 - brave2006-08-10 - \"leroy\"2006-08-09 - i don't speak moose and squirrel2006-08-08 - failure2006-08-07 - not a prodigy. just woefully average2006-08-06 - don't call me whitney, bobby.2006-08-06 - anyone want to help me tighten up my syntax?2006-08-05 - apparently there's always more2006-08-04 - low and gravely2006-08-04 - snakes in a can2006-08-03 - I want school kids on busses singing your name2006-08-03 - my ear hurts2006-08-02 - spread the word2006-08-01 - unplanned pumpkincy2006-07-31 - signs signs everywhere a sign2006-07-30 - good night chicago2006-07-30 - it's a beautiful world for you....not me.2006-07-29 - pitchfork day 12006-07-29 - my kingdom for some salve2006-07-28 - greetings from chicago, day 22006-07-27 - down with idiocy2006-07-26 - cross your fingers for family2006-07-25 - to knit or not to knit2006-07-25 - hi old elbow bird2006-07-23 - that damn cat2006-07-21 - favorite books of younger days2006-07-19 - grrr-animals?2006-07-18 - diverse interests....gidget/alice cooper2006-07-16 - a lot of photos2006-07-15 - all this heavenly glory2006-07-13 - too blue for jesus2006-07-13 - back from the shenandoah valley2006-07-10 - dread2006-07-08 - and a high time was had by all2006-07-07 - haircut 1002006-07-06 - dinosaur land soon soon soon!2006-07-06 - go away scratchy throat2006-07-05 - queen of the tards2006-07-04 - i hate explosions2006-07-03 - top THAT2006-07-03 - i watched it, now leave me alone2006-07-02 - thunder makes me nervous2006-07-02 - regal beagle2006-07-01 - crafty fingers crossed2006-06-30 - happy vacation2006-06-29 - for good measure2006-06-28 - playing games2006-06-28 - boring garden entry2006-06-28 - boring garden entry2006-06-27 - why am i so tired2006-06-26 - dumb whore2006-06-23 - dry faster2006-06-21 - i hate golf.2006-06-20 - beautiful2006-06-19 - hypothetical storms and unicorns2006-06-17 - a good day indeed2006-06-15 - another fort ren0 begun2006-06-15 - nicely scented2006-06-14 - coulter V. carlin2006-06-14 - gays of our lives2006-06-13 - and NBC gives the finger to last comic standing once again.2006-06-12 - my SHOE!2006-06-11 - ramble2006-06-11 - to cable or not to cable2006-06-10 - AV2006-06-09 - my jaw aches2006-06-05 - a chump no more2006-06-03 - happy to you!2006-05-31 - the joy of AC2006-05-30 - hot salt mint hotness2006-05-28 - songs about manos2006-05-27 - make a list of the things i need to do this summer2006-05-26 - sleep over?2006-05-25 - long wait2006-05-25 - buddhist movies are for the birds2006-05-24 - real fine looking hookers out front2006-05-24 - memorial day =work2006-05-22 - always and all ways2006-05-21 - happy birthday to me2006-05-19 - shout out to harvard2006-05-18 - the dolcet tones2006-05-18 - sometimes family is nice2006-05-17 - right now! tonight! and yeah!2006-05-17 - beth b. now with 100% less cursing (this offer expires after this entry)2006-05-16 - paul westerberg V. j. mascis2006-05-15 - a touch of the gay2006-05-12 - who can make the sun shine?2006-05-10 - tom wolfe and telescopes2006-05-09 - fuck.2006-05-09 - pb cookies2006-05-08 - th0mas k|ncade- painter of light, anal affectionado2006-05-08 - smitten2006-05-06 - blueprint magazine. make-ups. and colleen2006-05-05 - cinco de....oh, whatever....2006-05-04 - tiny makes everything cute2006-05-03 - 4 simple pleasures2006-05-01 - mamma, don't let your babies grow up to be car thieves2006-04-30 - saturday night's all right for leprosy2006-04-28 - humane2006-04-28 - gimmie the (margarita) cure2006-04-27 - do not look here for bath stools2006-04-26 - bawl'mure hon.2006-04-24 - os mutantes2006-04-23 - just say what you mean2006-04-23 - 20/202006-04-21 - small meet lonely2006-04-21 - problems solved2006-04-20 - gardening2006-04-19 - members ONLY!2006-04-19 - who told?2006-04-19 - schadenfreude motherfucker2006-04-18 - nightmare thy name is [email protected] punk2006-04-17 - i wish i was making this up.2006-04-16 - egg hunt. not the band.....ok, a little at the end.2006-04-15 - i give up2006-04-14 - ice cream is magic2006-04-13 - gross phrases2006-04-11 - it should be noted i am not wearing a dinosaur jr. tshirt at this moment2006-04-10 - hello state!2006-04-10 - saw a band, i saw a band2006-04-08 - hermit- thy name is beth b.2006-04-07 - reunited and it feels....kinda stomach churning actually...2006-04-07 - april showers bring stephin merritt2006-04-07 - vespa!2006-04-06 - goo2006-04-04 - everything and everyone2006-04-03 - if only2006-04-01 - -2006-03-30 - did i say that?2006-03-28 - aligned interests2006-03-27 - i ain't no limburger2006-03-24 - raincheck on ted leo...aisle one.2006-03-23 - day of DAY OFF!2006-03-22 - eeeenk jop2006-03-21 - bye bye tut-tut2006-03-20 - tylenol pm2006-03-19 - no through-line to this story.2006-03-16 - i. am. dumb2006-03-15 - dirty/clean2006-03-13 - top of the world ma2006-03-13 - old white dudes love me2006-03-12 - another not lazy sunday2006-03-09 - douchey emails2006-03-08 - it's expected he's gone.2006-03-07 - a waste of spinach2006-03-06 - mcstinker is preggers2006-03-06 - tired2006-03-01 - arty gras opened2006-02-25 - dress up dress down2006-02-23 - my forray into TV2006-02-22 - good morning beth b.2006-02-22 - good morning beth b.2006-02-20 - too busy for taxes2006-02-16 - gocco play date2006-02-15 - nice grant nice!2006-02-15 - nice grant nice!2006-02-14 - a valentine to the people i read the most2006-02-12 - love simple? or blood simple2006-02-09 - my friends kick your friends ass.2006-02-08 - no fred. i will not play skee ball with you2006-02-06 - dream an annoying dream2006-02-04 - lame friday 52006-02-02 - on the same list as superchunk2006-01-29 - not so lazy sunday2006-01-27 - so busy i shouldn't be typing this2006-01-25 - rodger daltrey: hells yes2006-01-24 - avoidance is the best defense2006-01-23 - gummy moustaches taste like gasoline2006-01-20 - what do i have to show for 6 years?2006-01-12 - mrs. mcstinker2006-01-11 - being alone is all i know2006-01-09 - bid adieu to FF2006-01-08 - my cat2006-01-06 - toof destruction2006-01-04 - referenced in this entry: van halen, the soundtrack to ghostbusters, pina coladas, hello kitty, pete seeger, dangerdoom, jay-z, kenny rogers, and shellac2006-01-02 - new years resolve to no resolutions2005-12-31 - an omen of new years eve2005-12-28 - andy samberg is crazy delicious2005-12-27 - are you ready koons ford college park? I AM2005-12-25 - merry christmas2005-12-23 - kendall's coming back2005-12-20 - dear new york city2005-12-19 - i'm a moron who can't wrap presents.2005-12-18 - bah humbug2005-12-15 - best dream ever2005-12-12 - asshole, party of one. your table is ready.2005-12-10 - fresh air cure2005-12-09 - bah2005-12-08 - why won't i shut up?2005-12-06 - fizzle2005-12-05 - flippy-flops2005-12-03 - the real winners are the moustaches2005-12-02 - baking cupcakes at the spead of light2005-12-01 - focus group follies2005-11-30 - all turtles are go2005-11-29 - i hate hormoes and small talk2005-11-25 - i can't believe my gramma felt me up2005-11-23 - bad omens, party of one2005-11-21 - none for me, thanks2005-11-21 - none for me, thanks2005-11-17 - andrew bird makes me drool.2005-11-15 - everything's better with gilmore...2005-11-14 - almost but not quite.2005-11-11 - my friend michelle k2005-11-07 - bitchboots2005-11-07 - bitchboots2005-11-04 - no bad poetry here...2005-11-03 - apples2005-11-02 - my day2005-11-01 - to-do > gumption2005-10-31 - i throw a good party2005-10-28 - pretentious 52005-10-27 - lunchtime2005-10-25 - cahoots2005-10-23 - homemade lobotomy2005-10-22 - -i don't have a theme here2005-10-21 - friday 5- the fall edition2005-10-20 - bonnie and clyde2005-10-18 - meet my pumpkins2005-10-16 - who drinks hot chocolate at a rock show?2005-10-14 - -2005-10-12 - wham bam boom2005-10-10 - \"fiendish\"2005-10-07 - firday 5 about this thing2005-10-06 - too much shakespeare2005-10-05 - copy cat2005-10-04 - the purpose of tuesday nights2005-10-03 - -2005-10-01 - crappy bastards2005-09-30 - the shelflife of magazines in 7-11's across PG county2005-09-29 - 3 short letters2005-09-28 - counting chickens will only bite you in the ass.2005-09-27 - ass-puckeringly expensive2005-09-26 - weekend and sucky cars2005-09-24 - what? bunnies?2005-09-23 - thank q2005-09-21 - i smell a business venture2005-09-21 - what makes this girl laugh2005-09-20 - bye bye matt h.2005-09-20 - pirates and pekar2005-09-18 - @1 [email protected] stole (ryan's) coat2005-09-15 - ok2005-09-15 - a date and maybe a half in one week?2005-09-13 - headache2005-09-12 - can i keep it?2005-09-11 - rebuttal from the dad2005-09-09 - ichi ban2005-09-08 - bush is a disaster2005-09-07 - adopt a beth b.2005-09-06 - no proust for you...or me.....2005-09-03 - national fart day2005-09-02 - eleemosynary2005-09-01 - how do you help when you feel so helpless?2005-08-31 - reasons i like my job2005-08-30 - fun for me and you2005-08-29 - an itch i can't scratch2005-08-29 - -2005-08-26 - A gas saving tip, from me to you2005-08-25 - a short admission of defeat2005-08-23 - 5 songs2005-08-20 - actors are dumb2005-08-16 - i *heart* kelly clarkson2005-08-15 - DC v. Chi town2005-08-15 - DC v. Chi town2005-08-13 - dong sucking weather makes me cranky2005-08-12 - rash diagnosis2005-08-11 - markers markers markers2005-08-09 - an entry weirdly about guy p.2005-08-09 - snooze fest2005-08-08 - kissy dreams= failure2005-08-05 - nice friday! nice!!!2005-08-03 - cheese and typing2005-08-02 - the countdown begins2005-08-01 - my contribution to the 101 revolution2005-07-31 - look for my new bands- disaster babies and vegan potluck2005-07-26 - the one where my granma confuses me with angelina jolie2005-07-26 - my life is shitty2005-07-25 - the cat is out of the bag.2005-07-25 - the wedding invitees.2005-07-22 - what today hath wrought2005-07-22 - i hate weddings2005-07-22 - i hate weddings2005-07-17 - me, my paint and i2005-07-15 - bye bye AV, hello bethb.net2005-07-14 - karl rove- a letter to you2005-07-13 - most responsible vacation ever2005-07-11 - 5 things2005-07-11 - painting break2005-07-09 - ask the old man who works at the hardware store2005-07-06 - week plans2005-07-04 - hooray for the 5th of july2005-07-02 - henry rollins2005-06-29 - vila vila kula2005-06-28 - don't let nike steal your shit too.2005-06-27 - fuck being sick!2005-06-25 - don't move to brooklyn2005-06-23 - when he's good he's very very good, but when he has gum he's better2005-06-19 - this is what happens when i have a whole pot of coffee while reading the sunday paper2005-06-18 - i'm gay for cats2005-06-17 - i sure do like coffee2005-06-16 - rollercoaster fever2005-06-14 - don't drink and diarylands2005-06-14 - don't drink and diarylands2005-06-12 - she's a very sweaty girl. the kind you don't take home to mother2005-06-11 - sure signs of summer2005-06-10 - the cut doesn't make the cut2005-06-08 - sign up for your own adventure with me2005-06-04 - bambi- inspired questions.2005-06-01 - good things come to those who wait2005-05-29 - i accept2005-05-27 - bye bye berkley springs2005-05-26 - yuengling- good for what ails you2005-05-25 - i have so much to learn2005-05-24 - more stuff i hate2005-05-23 - great birthday. great hot snakes. hey fratboys, stay out of my rock2005-05-20 - zillionaire2005-05-17 - A is for ART2005-05-16 - shit list- are you on it?2005-05-14 - good friend, bad friend2005-05-13 - ouch2005-05-12 - birthdays equal new phones and british musicians2005-05-11 - mfing bananainmytailpipe2005-05-10 - tasty treats2005-05-06 - ugly day = stay at home2005-05-06 - like a hug from the inside.2005-05-02 - garden weekend.2005-04-27 - rewards for fire setters2005-04-22 - next weekend please...2005-04-21 - yeah and boo2005-04-19 - i'm sorry i can't stop saying i'm sorry...2005-04-17 - i'm too old to be falling off of chairs2005-04-15 - fucka buncha tax junk2005-04-14 - christine2005-04-12 - future faux vespa owner- beth b.2005-04-10 - taxes2005-04-07 - a sun shines shortly in london2005-04-06 - shorty2005-04-06 - shorty2005-04-02 - hey, lookit me....updating from paris....2005-03-31 - au revoir2005-03-30 - believing this much in horoscopes is naieve.2005-03-29 - check off2005-03-28 - they got nuthin' but the genes2005-03-27 - to-do2005-03-26 - dumb stuff you won't understand2005-03-24 - time's a wasting!2005-03-23 - how'd you find me?2005-03-22 - two dumb surverys2005-03-19 - maybe i'll catch fire2005-03-17 - sicky stay the hell away from meeeeeee2005-03-15 - stupid worries2005-03-14 - a loaf of bread...2005-03-13 - finding comfort in small coincidences2005-03-12 - snowy tuesdays in d c2005-03-11 - Cette valise de john est-il ?2005-03-09 - GAY-WAD! (tm)2005-03-08 - boring facts2005-03-07 - J&J. B&?2005-03-05 - whole lot to look at2005-03-01 - resolution check in-feb.2005-02-28 - from a girl who rarely brushes her hair2005-02-27 - a weekend with nothing to show for it2005-02-26 - baby's first banner2005-02-25 - putters up.2005-02-24 - new math2005-02-23 - up with LOVE. a love letter to Unrest and mine friends2005-02-15 - boring stuff. hating holidays2005-02-14 - f it all in the ding dong2005-02-11 - ooey gooey entry2005-02-03 - down by law2005-02-02 - rob brezney does it again.2005-02-01 - resolution check in time...2005-01-31 - the cities lips are sealed2005-01-27 - welcome to bethb.net2005-01-27 - bleck2005-01-26 - it's curtains fer me heart.2005-01-24 - Target en Francais2005-01-23 - how 'bout them IGGLES!!!!!2005-01-22 - i will miss it2005-01-20 - vote for bush- end up in largo Md.2005-01-19 - i'm going hooooooome bye bye2005-01-19 - three things2005-01-16 - my name is BETH you old fucking QUEEN2005-01-14 - i love you2005-01-11 - to drug or not to drug2005-01-10 - three things to do this week2005-01-09 - f.u.c.k.2005-01-09 - two prong plan2005-01-07 - nerdy weekend2005-01-06 - voyer2005-01-05 - knock it off brain.2005-01-04 - an artists rendering of tinypants2005-01-03 - you can call him t.p.2005-01-01 - hooray for motiviation2004-12-31 - my new years note2004-12-29 - two letters2004-12-29 - tin foil hats make the party2004-12-26 - save me with dinner2004-12-25 - chris ware made toys. i need a shower.2004-12-25 - chris ware made toys. i need a shower.2004-12-23 - i'm the world's suckiest daughter.2004-12-21 - my resolutions2004-12-19 - it's yum yum fun2004-12-18 - more polly, less minor....2004-12-17 - time to get crackin' lazy ass2004-12-16 - a history of the van2004-12-15 - good things good things.2004-12-14 - oh kendall...2004-12-13 - i proclaim.....2004-12-12 - lucky painting...2004-12-08 - -2004-12-07 - cut your mullet2004-12-02 - How many points for an OCD?2004-11-29 - i run hot and cold2004-11-23 - cinema verite2004-11-19 - this is what i do in my spare time2004-11-11 - i am not making this up2004-11-08 - cath carrol2004-11-05 - au revior R2 D22004-11-03 - trying to look on the brightside....2004-11-03 - trying to look on the brightside....2004-11-02 - VOTE KERRY!2004-10-28 - BON JOUR!2004-10-25 - rebecca westcott, you will be missed.2004-10-22 - pumpkins2004-10-14 - good, not good, a little of both2004-10-12 - terrible horrible me2004-10-08 - this entry dedicated to you, my friend.....2004-10-07 - new toy2004-10-06 - i got rejected....what else is new?2004-10-05 - 3 pepper limit2004-10-04 - chanels. chicago. cookies. cleaning. crafts.2004-09-30 - my head hurts, can i go home?2004-09-27 - my national past time2004-09-26 - committed decor2004-09-24 - craft FASTER2004-09-20 - it's hard work being happy2004-09-19 - i'm actually passing on the pixies2004-09-12 - free email for YOU2004-09-10 - random dreams of note2004-09-09 - new gigs2004-09-06 - yoooooooo hooooooOOOOOOO oh, zellllllllllllll2004-09-02 - spit balls? really, zell? spit balls?2004-09-02 - spit balls? really, zell? spit balls?2004-09-02 - spit balls? really, zell? spit balls?2004-09-01 - ching chong, ping pong2004-08-30 - stop it2004-08-28 - i'm tired2004-08-28 - i'm tired2004-08-22 - take this you tramp (oline)2004-08-20 - i left my heart...oh wait, i don't have one...2004-08-17 - R. Nelly2004-08-12 - -2004-08-11 - and i'm one of them.2004-08-11 - i'm itchy.2004-08-09 - christ yes, i am still beating that horse.2004-08-05 - selective surgery2004-07-30 - you'd think2004-07-28 - panda version 2.02004-07-24 - his name is teddy, but you can call him ted2004-07-22 - dumb kitties2004-07-20 - an entry for 4 people2004-07-20 - worst.entry.ever.2004-07-18 - get up on this2004-07-13 - all filler, no editing2004-07-11 - when in doubt, over estimate the enemy2004-07-10 - what the fuck does that mean?2004-07-08 - F9/112004-06-30 - my very first entry from home2004-06-27 - my new loot2004-06-24 - this is some pain2004-06-21 - weekend plans shot to hell2004-06-18 - yay it's summer2004-06-16 - d.c . has a.m.2004-06-14 - worst.movie.ever2004-06-11 - my bruddah2004-06-09 - 12 years old.2004-06-08 - oh vacation, where fore art thou?2004-06-07 - send your hate mail to...2004-06-06 - thou shalt not covet....not even a little bit?2004-05-31 - have i told you about my thermos?2004-05-30 - same ol' song2004-05-24 - mr., and mrs martin freeman2004-05-19 - hey, feel free to not call me back....2004-05-15 - AC here we come2004-05-14 - leave my panda alone.2004-05-12 - reason #467 that i'm completely unloveable2004-05-07 - the one where i launch my plot to get with owen wilson2004-05-06 - good bye american idol2004-05-05 - first signs of panda2004-05-05 - another pathetic plea for help2004-05-03 - short and lame2004-04-30 - look ma! i'mma gonna be on the news.2004-04-29 - help.2004-04-28 - wind me up and watch me go2004-04-23 - i need a big helping of time2004-04-16 - all this could be mine for $492004-04-15 - dear websters, have i got a definition for you...2004-04-14 - sneezing in real time2004-04-12 - free the freak hood! my challenge to you!2004-04-09 - recipe for craziness2004-04-08 - i love you galaxy hut....2004-04-07 - ain't that a punch in the face2004-04-06 - yeah! panda!2004-04-06 - day one with panda2004-04-02 - dear collision works- i hate your motherfuckign ass2004-03-31 - hey! look ma! i'm a grammar god!2004-03-30 - damn, baby. you got a lot of dragons2004-03-26 - black eyed bye bye2004-03-22 - i'm...2004-03-19 - -2004-03-18 - panda possible2004-03-13 - serging the flares away2004-03-08 - b.o.r.i.n.g.2004-03-05 - over it? and how2004-03-03 - watch out for those clackers2004-03-02 - miss colleen makes an appearance...kinda2004-03-01 - dicking around....for miss beck2004-02-26 - the return of the huff2004-02-23 - Dear Ralph Nader...2004-02-18 - bite me2004-02-12 - i need a bag2004-02-06 - a whole thing about me rambling about a sweater2004-02-05 - my american idol recap2004-02-04 - make something good come out of it2004-02-03 - lookout world, i'm coming unglued..2004-02-02 - make me your queen2004-01-27 - hey! i know that song!2004-01-26 - move where no one knows me.2004-01-21 - start your day with a hey!2004-01-20 - a good dosage of mean2004-01-14 - is this a lot to ask?2004-01-10 - fanboy count magically doubles!2004-01-09 - here's hoping...2004-01-08 - uptight pods2004-01-05 - this is the life2003-12-29 - cold germs! leave me alone!!!2003-12-19 - how far away are you2003-12-18 - dirty penny2003-12-17 - mo rocca, i know you're stalking me.2003-12-16 - my emperial back scratcher2003-12-13 - this has been a good weekend2003-12-08 - would you care for some soup?2003-12-05 - you, sir, put the P in Pussy.2003-11-24 - i hope my new bed's worth it, because i'm pretty sure i have a hernia now...2003-11-12 - mr. clean brings the magic2003-11-10 - free creepie crawlies2003-11-07 - gayest police siren ever2003-11-05 - everybody wins2003-11-01 - great...maybe?2003-10-23 - be willing to make sacrifices2003-10-15 - gay dolls? gay dolls!2003-10-13 - fucked more than i've ever been fucked before.2003-10-10 - stiff little neck2003-10-08 - i'm not going to polish my halo to make it shine brighter for you2003-10-07 - manic? yes, please. thank you.2003-10-06 - nothing special2003-09-30 - sun naps2003-09-29 - attach nothing2003-09-25 - yeah, i said it. f you.2003-09-22 - american splendor2003-09-19 - a rather good day2003-09-19 - one little indian2003-09-18 - my epiphany2003-09-17 - libby on the web2003-09-15 - he knows...2003-09-10 - close to done2003-09-05 - stop checking your mail!!!2003-09-04 - help me win one for the team2003-08-29 - dimes and visionaries2003-08-26 - food toss= love2003-08-23 - this breaking heart shit is some pain2003-08-13 - baby's first indoors rock show2003-08-12 - where is my pact-half????2003-08-05 - free helmet2003-07-31 - something's gotta change2003-07-23 - kendall the great2003-07-20 - it's weird. i'm mean. and i'm sad, back the f off.2003-07-20 - hoping on a horroscope2003-07-13 - left brain, meet right brain, now dance...2003-07-09 - if only i were hot2003-07-08 - momma nature2003-07-04 - cute and not cute- a definative list2003-07-02 - maybe it was just a firefly2003-06-27 - mcgroddle2003-06-25 - my new car2003-06-21 - dino porn for you2003-06-02 - maybe they're on to me2003-05-30 - fingers2003-05-29 - i was a percussionist for the dismemberment plan2003-05-26 - find me a new job2003-05-22 - pathetic? check2003-05-22 - the day after2003-05-20 - take THAT verizon!!!2003-05-16 - using pandas for fun and profit2003-05-15 - a timely horoscope indeed2003-05-09 - so i say i'm sorry again...and again and again and again....2003-05-07 - italics!2003-04-26 - yeah, i'm just a little bit pissed off2003-04-20 - use slant 6 as your soundtrack, it's a sure fire win.2003-04-14 - my last two weeks in a nut shell.2003-03-30 - i was in beauty pill...for one song at least2003-03-28 - all about my grampa2003-03-27 - logistical nightmare2003-03-25 - nothing really.2003-03-20 - rftc2003-03-19 - i'm grampa-less2003-03-16 - my adventures with A. pt. 12003-03-16 - -2003-03-14 - yep2003-03-09 - bad directions are no fun2003-03-06 - unpleasant cats2003-03-05 - double the hottness2003-03-04 - nerds2003-03-03 - i'm having another crisis2003-03-01 - last night2003-02-26 - hot.t. chick/x/s2003-02-25 - all kinds of ailments2003-02-24 - purple pant suit phenom2003-02-21 - GET INSIDE JERKFACE2003-02-20 - dear mt. ranier maryland, i hate you.2003-02-14 - my memo to the boys2003-02-14 - super blah2003-02-11 - side 22003-02-07 - we have side one2003-02-06 - a very successful evening, if i do say so myself2003-02-05 - i have new pants2003-02-05 - say it with soy2003-02-01 - my state of the union2003-01-31 - something good just fell into my lap.2003-01-30 - mix tape pt. 12003-01-29 - burning hippies2003-01-28 - i took an iq test2003-01-26 - nitrate hymnal2003-01-24 - plenty of peppers2003-01-18 - next saturday is a beautiful thing2003-01-11 - new crush boy for 20032003-01-06 - sucky day. hair cut desperately needed2002-12-31 - happy new year2002-12-20 - -2002-12-14 - future screen writers, take note...2002-12-10 - go away2002-12-06 - wanted: an assistant with smooching benefits2002-12-02 - quickie2002-11-20 - WARNING! this entry contains poo!2002-11-18 - no, i don't think we've ever met...2002-11-15 - im tired from just reading this...2002-11-13 - a slightly cute more japanese version of myself2002-11-11 - an embarrassment for my cat2002-11-09 - learning by myself2002-11-08 - i fixed it!2002-11-03 - i win!2002-10-31 - art attack2002-10-21 - an open letter to mr. steve albini2002-10-16 - SHELLAC! SHELLAC! finally...SHELLAC!!!2002-10-16 - -2002-10-14 - don't steal from me, okay? i don't have a lot to begin with2002-10-07 - when's my time?2002-10-02 - good grief, i am still tired2002-09-21 - new pornographers and apples2002-09-19 - cravings2002-09-18 - my brother scott2002-09-11 - what i remember the most...2002-09-07 - i don't remember2002-09-03 - oh, my achin' toof2002-08-26 - so many questions and a sickening feeling2002-08-17 - i don't have the mystery2002-08-16 - no more dead people, please2002-08-15 - holy god....2002-08-06 - naked-y nude-y2002-08-02 - this is d.c.2002-08-02 - this is d.c.2002-07-31 - i won ice cream2002-07-30 - i'm cross dressing today2002-07-25 - radio 42002-07-22 - crazy hazey2002-07-18 - there's pie!2002-07-16 - next BIG band2002-07-11 - quiet time2002-07-10 - no coloring books????2002-07-09 - see? i told you so....2002-07-06 - andrew w.k. = GRODIE!2002-07-04 - my real reson for not doing anything..2002-07-01 - the evil genius of teachers2002-06-27 - my day in one long run on sentance2002-06-24 - rock and roll shrinky dinks2002-06-21 - bye bye bye2002-06-21 - all's well that rock's well2002-06-20 - and they will know me by my trail of socks2002-06-19 - inbox contradictory spam2002-06-18 - poosauges2002-06-17 - nerves a flutter2002-06-14 - my grandparents2002-06-14 - oh, SQ....shove it, why don't you?2002-06-12 - new project with dad2002-06-10 - i can't stop smiling2002-06-06 - i don't know, i think i'm losing it2002-06-05 - jinx the cat2002-06-03 - lite brite injury2002-05-30 - lite brite2002-05-22 - i have a nephew!2002-05-20 - new front brakes! i can stop with pride!2002-05-17 - getting a jump on things2002-05-15 - pep talks and rainbows2002-05-12 - welcome to my apartment- the kitsch factor2002-05-08 - holy crap, i'm getting old2002-05-07 - more stuff i'm not proud of2002-05-06 - you'd do it too2002-05-02 - i don't know the spanish word for rain2002-05-01 - show me the cure2002-04-30 - better leave this party now2002-04-26 - fisher price's my first rock show2002-04-25 - fuff of another kind2002-04-23 - i *heart* the von bondies2002-04-19 - erin- it was blah....2002-04-16 - please be nice to my neighborhood while you're protesting, mmmmkay?2002-04-13 - phooey2002-04-11 - chris meloni made up for other men's short commings2002-04-09 - free laundry2002-04-08 - sooyoung second chance2002-04-06 - it's d.i.y, man2002-04-05 - shut it2002-05-03 - i watched the birds make out2002-05-02 - i'm bore-ring2002-03-29 - listy-list and 2 yucky things2002-03-28 - what kind of restaurant are you running that you don't even know how time works???2002-03-27 - school's out2002-03-27 - sick and stuck at square one2002-03-26 - random stuff2002-03-23 - oh lordy, i'm mean2002-03-21 - whoops2002-03-19 - who knows...2002-03-15 - it's already friday and soon it will be friday night2002-03-14 - hottest PO box number in the world...2002-03-11 - all the kids, they want grape juice plus2002-03-08 - i'm still sleepy.2002-03-07 - bored....paint dry faster2002-03-07 - a historic moment in my computer illiteracy2002-03-06 - my reply2002-03-05 - close, but probably not2002-03-05 - day two- wish i could control my dreams2002-03-04 - day 2 of my experiment2002-02-28 - woulda coulda shoulda stayed in bed2002-02-26 - i've gotta see some masons about their temple...2002-02-21 - roadrunner road runner2002-02-20 - look ma! no cavities!2002-02-19 - *i...2002-02-16 - Ba-lue Bolivar Ba-lues-are2002-02-15 - stop following me2002-02-15 - ehhh, it was ok2002-02-13 - too drunk to type2002-02-11 - i'mbuh dumbuh2.11.02 - wuss!!!!2002-02-07 - nerds and knitting2002-02-05 - and that's nice2002-02-04 - why????2002-02-04 - random2002-02-01 - american dime museum2002-01-30 - sit on it2002-01-28 - more about my tongue than you ever wanted to know - sick but not too2002-01-23 - dr. doughnut2002-01-22 - memo to hollywood2002-01-18 - in the country2002-01-17 - note to self...2002-01-09 - perhaps the nastiest thing i've ever said2002-01-05 - how cold is it?2002-01-04 - my life as a dog2002-01-02 - new years eve- 20022001-12-31 - my new years wish to you2001-12-31 - annoying-LY reduxdecember.28.2001 - whoops2001-12-28 - plan plan2001-12-28 - things that make me go YAY2001-12-27 - good to be back2001-12-22 - aching back = weird dreams2001-12-18 - apartment for rent - fuck that shit2001-12-14 - curiousity got the better of me2001-12-12 - it's always the funny ones2001-12-11 - rapture- dewey redman2001-12-10 - flattering weirdness2001-12-07 - yeah, ok...it's nirvana2001-12-06 - Listen- lee morgan2001-12-05 - hash pipe2001-12-04 - more crap about me2001-12-03 - our quilt2001-12-01 - sk-82001-11-28 - fool-proof comedy tip2001-11-26 - decoding another person's message2001-11-26 - i still hate hippies2001-11-25 - tree2001-11-23 - i heart wild turkeys2001-11-21 - my eveing of rock and roll and milkshakes - a weekend of new favorites2001-11-16 - so many shows2001-11-14 - my wife won't get out of the stove2001-11-12 - spend tuesday with the beth b.2001-11-09 - happy 400!2001-11-05 - beth b tries the yoga and likes it...2001-11-03 - i'm boring, but you should love me anyway - 2 confrontations2001-10-31 - happy hallow- oh whatever2001-10-27 - hammie loves ophie2001-10-24 - beth b the jehu2001-10-22 - nice dream, bad headache2001-10-19 - again with the halloween dilemas2001-10-18 - grumpy2001-10-17 - what do you make of this?2001-10-17 - to be Mike Watt (didn't we have a nice time)2001-10-15 - WANG2001-10-12 - i'm proabbly gonna hear about this one...2001-10-10 - sleeves are rolled2001-10-10 - different kind of portolio - that's going to cost you a shit load of karma2001-10-05 - blame re-placement - card catalog2001-10-03 - rockville2001-09-28 - wonder when...2001-09-28 - it tastes better that way.2001-09-27 - confession2001-09-25 - it's up to you....kinda2001-09-24 - getting better all the time2001-10-21 - -2001-09-19 - look ma! a photo!2001-09-17 - back to normal 1012001-09-15 - a trend i'd like to see continue2001-09-14 - i am proud, i just ain't singin' about it....2001-09-12 - present and accounted for2001-09-11 - september 11, 20012001-09-10 - built by beth b.2001-09-07 - not a clue2001-09-06 - JUNO!2001-09-05 - either, iehter, i have neither, neither2001-09-03 - new hats can make a big difference2001-09-02 - warm blanket2001-09-01 - to hell and a soccer ball2001-08-31 - tally2001-08-31 - go fuck yourself2001-08-30 - beth b. catskills comedian2001-08-30 - pictures of lily2001-08-29 - my poem2001-08-29 - still?2001-08-29 - i've always been good at entertaining myself2001-08-29 - i gotta get outta this place2001-08-27 - nasty1012001-08-27 - julie's on the drug squad2001-08-25 - oh jesus, no....2001-08-24 - old neiiiiigh-vy2001-08-24 - where the life and love lines meet2001-08-23 - short guy syndrome2001-08-23 - it just fits2001-08-22 - the claws are coming out...2001-08-20 - fuck2001-08-20 - here's to crossing fingers2001-08-17 - hooray for VCR's2001-08-17 - nancy mackeon V. j. robbins2001-08-16 - dear....2001-08-15 - v.i.s. (very important stick)2001-08-14 - by the way, your magazine sucks...2001-08-13 - marriage and suicide, all in one...2001-08-13 - no rain, please no rain, pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease2001-08-10 - does crime go down when it gets too hot?2001-08-09 - gosh, he's pretty....2001-08-08 - lee majors2001-08-07 - go ahead, guess2001-08-06 - bye2001-08-05 - and you know how sweet my tooth is2001-08-04 - car stuff volume 72001-08-03 - out of the races and on to the tracks2001-08-01 - mullet haikus2001-08-01 - wheeeeeeeeeee2001-08-01 - updates2001-07-31 - conjunctivitis jones2001-07-31 - melon markers2001-07-31 - sin desires marie2001-07-30 - we're 'in the know'2001-07-30 - turn tables may wobble but they don't fall down2001-07-30 - leave me alone2001-07-28 - two orders of longer fingers please...2001-07-27 - my hero johanna2001-07-26 - michael flea-tley2001-07-26 - planet of apes hater: table for one2001-07-25 - it will, right?2001-07-25 - analyze this2001-07-24 - barcelona2001-07-23 - you may call her leather tuscadero2001-07-20 - world's worst salesman2001-07-19 - MAKE ME!2001-07-18 - hell, my name is...2001-07-18 - insert your own tambourine joke here.2001-07-17 - keep your fingers crossed2001-07-16 - over thrown for the new regime2001-07-12 - not a spinster2001-07-12 - the royal we2001-07-11 - who's ready?2001-07-11 - dear mr. keane2001-07-10 - boycott the salvation army. for real.2001-07-09 - punk'n it up in 19972001-07-08 - happy/sad2001-07-06 - semi-kansas city update2001-07-02 - do you kiss your mother with that mouth?2001-07-01 - don't bedazzel yourself, or i'll make fun of you2001-06-29 - shakespeare 2012001-06-29 - sucker2001-06-28 - good stuff / bad stuff2001-06-27 - beth b. seller of useless crap2001-06-27 - oatmeal elitist2001-06-26 - nightmare2001-06-26 - Candy apple news update2001-06-25 - kansas city here i come...2001-06-22 - on the hunt for a bargain2001-06-20 - more sappy stuff about my house2001-06-14 - rock 'n' frock2001-06-13 - have i mentioned the heat, bitch claw?2001-06-12 - if you want people to leave you alone, wear christmas tree garland2001-06-11 - i hear you knockin', but i'm not letting you in...2001-06-10 - the dutchess of creepy2001-06-08 - summer!2001-06-07 - the new best thing about being an adult2001-06-05 - if you're a hippie, don't read this, cause i don't like you either2001-06-02 - i'm just tellin' it like it is.2001-06-01 - fuck it all to hell2001-05-31 - bitch claw2001-05-30 - ghostly prelude2001-05-28 - annonymous inscription2001-05-25 - without the body there is no crime2001-05-23 - chin protection2001-05-18 - nasty nasty man2001-05-17 - mood swings2001-05-17 - my aim is true2001-05-16 - Rebuilding together2001-05-15 - No boys and my co-worker has no idea what month it is)2001-05-14 - i'm so up all i can do is look down2001-05-13 - islands in the stream, that is what we are2001-05-10 - putting the pen to the letter2001-05-10 - second verse, same as the firstmay 9, 2001 - nickel nickel millionaire2001-05-03 - here are some words, will you take them away2001-05-02 - rubberbands sting like a son of a bitch2001-05-01 - i need company, wanna go?2001-05-01 - more than you ever wanted to know about me2001-04-30 - for the love of god, someone just turn them off2001-04-27 - anna, fugazi, a lunchbox and no coffee - why not, it's spring2001-04-24 - again with the damn car2001-04-20 - long live king pamprin2001-04-17 - we write their initials all over our note books2001-04-15 - weekends are for thrifting2001-04-11 - terrible horrible no good very bad day2001-04-07 - the exact price of my piece of mind2001-04-07 - Listen along with beth b.2001-04-06 - leave my liberty bell alone!2001-04-04 - butt plug2001-03-30 - another person seeking advice!2001-03-29 - q and a with beth b.2001-03-28 - a list and some free advice2001-03-27 - give the finger pt. 22001-03-23 - your mission and mine2001-03-15 - et tu brutus???2001-03-12 - make out couch2001-03-10 - my house...is a very very very fine house2001-03-06 - you tell 'em pieface2001-03-03 - hey baby, what's your sign?2001-03-02 - i.hate.cars2001-02-25 - pickles, what?2001-02-22 - i have sledding in my blood and it smells like snow2001-02-21 - i like bangs2001-02-18 - 2 degrees2001-02-17 - shock? yawn.....2001-02-13 - i love robert stack2001-02-11 - the kinda long but funny one about being spied on, and attenending the *bestest* party ever. no lie.2001-02-10 - denouncing the diva2001-02-08 - a cat mugging2001-02-07 - pain2001-02-05 - there's a hole in my bucket, dear liza dear liza2001-02-04 - stick it to bush2001-01-31 - dillholes and shoes, shoes and dillholes2001-01-30 - sadV.happy2001-01-30 - it's all happening at the zoo2001-01-28 - sometimes i...2001-01-27 - what to do, what to do...2001-01-25 - where's my keys?2001-01-21 - boys- who need's 'em....evidently, me.2001-01-20 - a full report, plus i divulge my feelings for gabe kaplan2001-01-19 - nads and nards2001-01-17 - i've been robbed.2001-01-16 - turn.it.up2001-01-15 - what ever happened to the class of '652001-01-13 - stop the ashcroft, i wanna get off2001-01-12 - important pink sneakers2001-01-10 - teen people2001-01-07 - eagles2001-01-06 - my mind is like....a plastic bag2001-01-05 - plans aborted2001-01-02 - episode #4732000-12-31 - fond memories of 'my friend bob'2000-12-29 - legend in your own mind2000-12-26 - karma? what karma?2000-12-23 - lame junk that'll prolly be deleted soon...2000-12-21 - what are you doing new year's eve2000-12-20 - knamean?2000-12-16 - hot snakes hot snakes hot snakes hot snakes...everybody's doin' it.2000-12-14 - who's got the snow?2000-12-12 - of all the charlie brown's in this world, i'm the charlie brown-iest2000-12-08 - an intriguing proposition....for YOU!2000-12-06 - Hello Kitty Alliance2000-12-03 - sunday2000-12-01 - this entry has been brought to you by the letter r2000-11-30 - fake fake cough2000-11-29 - POOS POOS POOS! i'm 9. POOS! POOS! POOS!2000-11-27 - too slint for somfort2000-11-27 - a clean slate2000-11-25 - too long and too cold2000-11-22 - jonathan boggs2000-11-18 - 9 reasons to put on shoes and go out the door2000-11-16 - hot phone boys2000-11-15 - todd and oreos2000-11-13 - archie had a mullet! archie had a mullet!2000-11-11 - i dunno, stuff about whatever2000-11-07 - vote vote vote vote vote vote vote2000-11-04 - boys2000-11-01 - so read someting already....sheesh!2000-10-28 - i'm a paintin' motherfucker2000-10-27 - costume revealed!2000-10-27 - business with brendan2000-10-25 - help2000-10-25 - and the verdict is in2000-10-24 - pick one of three2000-10-21 - mad-props from a prop gal2000-10-19 - sell me on a band i can't buy into2000-10-18 - nominated2000-10-18 - out to save the world.2000-10-17 - mike watt- you're my hero2000-10-16 - don't believe the hype...2000-10-15 - feelin' kinda froggy2000-10-13 - my silence is shortened2000-10-11 - warbled ramblings of am achin' girl2000-10-10 - to tattoo, or not to tattoo, that is the question.2000-10-08 - i was an actress darrrrrling, and evidently, i was brilliant; unbeknownst to me2000-10-06 - this entry is 100% un-funny2000-10-04 - i dradle you- dear reader2000-10-01 - confessions of a stuff girl2000-09-30 - official favorite slogans2000-09-27 - all hands on the beth b. (but not really please...)2000-09-24 - almost....huh?2000-09-23 - built beth b. tuff2000-09-20 - New Tires? OLE!2000-09-18 - a confessional2000-09-17 - strange coincidence or don't you give a shit either?2000-09-16 - amazing clouds and friends2000-09-14 - the one where i make fun of richard dean anderson and ricky martin's coifs in the same breath.2000-09-10 - and they say the art of conversation is dead...2000-09-09 - keep yo bid'ness outta my way2000-09-08 - dreams do come true...2000-09-06 - not hungover in the zoo...nope2000-09-05 - sugar SMACK (plus a tiny contest inwhich you don't really win anything, except my love and adoration)2000-09-04 - weekend tallies2000-09-03 - satellites and astronauts2000-09-02 - playing in traffic, pear cider, and GRANDPA PANTS in the sight lines2000-09-01 - it's the mundane things in life....2000-08-31 - a sparkely treat2000-08-31 - life preserver2000-08-29 - state of my life2000-08-29 - Mystery of the missing dipstick2000-08-27 - Cocktails and Boardgames- fun for lo-tech high-brows2000-08-27 - i'm a good girl, i am2000-08-25 - dino porn for the masses2000-08-24 - Cultural Frosting2000-08-23 - brothers in numbers2000-08-22 - pardon my language, but WHAT the FUCK?!?!?!?!?2000-08-21 - bad idea, worse idea2000-08-19 - You could be an everyday superhero- Ask me how2000-08-17 - 2 years worth of Washington2000-08-15 - what i've learned in the past few days by beth b.2000-08-13 - please do not feed the compu-tard2000-08-13 - i laugh at others to make myself feel better2000-08-12 - car tips from chesty la rue2000-08-11 - baby2000-08-09 - aluminum foibles2000-08-08 - fugazi and you, perfect together2000-08-06 - shakespeare 1012000-08-05 - the queen of mean2000-08-05 - the shorter side of average2000-08-04 - yes, but...2000-08-04 - beauty is as beauty does...um....maybe not2000-08-02 - fruit salad for one?2000-08-01 - at 4:33 am2000-07-31 - perkolating2000-07-30 - shakin' that ass with grandpa pants2000-07-29 - give me kisses that taste like disaster...or something like that.2000-07-28 - Teenage american Rock and Roll Dance Party2000-07-27 - gimmie indie rock2000-07-27 - she flies like the crow flies2000-07-26 - pour me some coffee....now, please2000-07-25 - loud is as loud does2000-07-23 - too chaotic to recap here2000-07-22 - 6 minutes of horn2000-07-22 - screw the J. F. thompson cab company2000-07-21 - two minutes from evil...oh, and some battling monkeys and such.2000-07-21 - come and knock on our door...but not really2000-07-20 - a short list of facts about me.2000-07-19 - michelle k is comin' to town2000-07-17 - Who wants a kick in the pants2000-07-15 - fingers are crossed2000-07-13 - *tee hee*2000-07-12 - Tina and Aaron + baby make three!2000-07-11 - i don't like bukowski2000-07-10 - don't tell me i'm breaking the mould, when i'm just doing what comes naturally2000-07-09 - guest-book giggles2000-07-09 - I pledge my allegiance to my Hello Kitty Macaroni2000-07-08 - Beth b. secret #436- addiction non-fiction2000-07-07 - it's all in the accessories2000-07-05 - who wears the clown pants?2000-07-03 - calling all john boy-a-philes2000-07-02 - love honor and respect for all2000-07-01 - you never bring me birdies2000-06-29 - a-b-c-d-e-f-g-h-i-gotta friend in Kalamazoo-zoo-zoo-zoo-zoo2000-06-28 - magically jim v.2000-06-27 - hang on to your hXc2000-06-26 - i'm a chump2000-06-25 - sleep like a rock star2000-06-24 - random thoughts and a metranome2000-06-23 - a phenomenal kinda evening2000-06-21 - Mr. Mercer, i love you...2000-06-20 - I *heart* barbie.....what are you gonna do about it?2000-06-19 - bananas and drunken kitties2000-06-18 - Trees surpass all memories2000-06-16 - a car that smells vaguely of pickles2000-06-15 - Red Robot Eyes2000-06-14 - hopped up on tootsie rolls2000-06-14 - Snack cake- mother fucker!2000-06-13 - you're no rock'n'roll fun...BUT I AM!2000-06-11 - The Book Leavers2000-06-10 - Vote for a Doggie2000-06-09 - Accidental nudity is nowhere to be found...2000-06-09 - there's no 'e' in 'go'2000-06-08 - a present for my boss2000-06-07 - Smooch Cat Crushes2000-06-07 - girl with toothpaste V. kitty V. hungry mocking bird V. pre-coital Fireflies2000-06-06 - I win for best socks2000-06-06 - fucked up business2000-06-05 - i *heart* bugs2000-06-05 - Gets me every dang time...2000-06-04 - I am a full-fledged, card carrying member of the Church of the Rawk2000-06-03 - The Washington Post thinks i'm fascinating....SO THERE2000-06-03 - no bath for betty2000-06-02 - First dewberry, then limelight2000-06-01 - My Three Stalkers2000-05-30 - Maybe it's because i am *reallllllly* bad at small talk2000-05-29 - Some paths re-cross, some don't2000-05-28 - Silly Rabbit, cats can't drive2000-05-27 - The HOT DAD syndrome and my fail-proof pick up line2000-05-25 - I took the damn jeopardy test, and all i got was this crappy pen2000-05-25 - my crush boy asks someone about me....and Strange Interlude goes into previews2000-05-23 - Qucikk! Get me a Johnson Brothers ewer and STAT!2000-05-22 - I'll take michelle krammer for a million-bagillion dollars Alex!2000-05-21 - happy birthday to me2000-05-18 - invasion of the pod fuff2000-05-17 - my voice is a cacophony2000-05-15 - I hope matt can swim2000-05-14 - i give into dangling participleslate saturday afternoon, May 13 - please don't read this entry. it's crap2000-05-12 - candy apple news company2000-05-09 - a moment of silence2000-05-07 - semantic satiation, catharsis, and dave eggers2000-05-06 - sticky cherry coke goodness2000-05-05 - *harumpf*2000-05-04 - Our Returning Champion's most embarrassing moment...2000-05-03 - why ryan nelson can kick so much ass2000-05-01 - dali-au-go-go2000-04-28 - being beth b.2000-04-26 - you'd better stay in my good graces2000-04-25 - superchunksuperchunksuperchunkSUPERCHUNKsuperchunksuperchunksuperchunk...and did i mention superchunk?2000-04-23 - World's Worst Cat Owner2000-04-21 - Not funny- ha ha2000-04-21 - don't touch me-i'm fridgid *brrrrr*2000-04-19 - when you're a geek you're a geek all the way2000-04-17 - i'm in love with david wilson's nose2000-04-15 - drinks and dancing with anthony hopkins2000-04-12 - it's amazing how quick my brain works when it's hell-bent on self destruction2000-04-09 - fightin' the good fight2000-04-07 - hot union snake themes2000-04-04 - i dream of dan clowes2000-04-01 - toast is my fave-O-rite foodie2000-03-30 - crush boys crush boys rolly-polly crush boys, crush boys crush boys eat them up, yum!2000-03-29 - you're not the boss of me2000-03-27 - what not to wear when teching a show, or the affairs of count snatchula2000-03-21 - We should wear masks like mexican wrestlers...or....why i am so friendless2000-03-17 - boys wearing lipstick2000-03-14 - crappy ex machina2000-03-12 - grand theft auto and why SEPTA sux2000-03-08 - my brother scott2000-03-05 - my greatest fear2000-02-21 - what are we all doing?2000-02-20 - The 'Dano' arrives!2000-02-05 - music girl
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