bethb's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- free the freak hood! my challenge to you! i can feel some poison ivy about to overtake my chin. which is strange because i haven't been gardening/frollicking/nuzzeling outside, or with anyone who has. it's been pretty much nonstop grey rain. i flirted with the idea of cutting my grass yesterday afternoon, but didn't. i did have brunch and went to the warehouse and met a splendid gay couple. called this oaf "Squiggy". Infact, i think i said something along the lines of "if Squiggy rocks back into me one more time, i'm going to take that members only jacket and shove it down his gullet." and then i noticed the zipper. the zipper. the zipper along the back of the outside of the collar that's usually used to conceal a rolled/folded nylon hood. when he took off the jacket, i was trying to figure out a way to discreetly tug the zipper open and let his nylon freak-hood fly. maybe while he was distracted and running his hand over him girlfriend's (Name: Princess Racerback)bum. but he left before the aquarium played so i never got the chance. so the next time you see some dolt trying to rock the "my jacket's so painfully dumb it's almost ironic" look, please unzip their hood for them. they need it. 6:49 p.m. - 2004-04-12 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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