bethb's Diaryland Diary

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2017-02-20 - First-middle-last
2016-12-31 - See you later, 2016.
2016-12-23 - Tiny fingers and big buttons.
2016-06-13 - I didn't get it until I got it.
2016-05-14 - Patrick M.
2016-02-27 - Unemployment or mid-life crisis. you decide.
2016-02-02 - Jumping without a parachute
2016-01-25 - snow day
2016-01-16 - not moving to boston
2016-01-14 - Two unrelated and delightful events.
2015-12-31 - Happy new year!
2015-12-21 - Feeling overwhelmed
2015-12-06 - Slipping off
2015-07-07 - Go big or go home
2015-05-01 - Dire Straits Romeo & Juliet
2015-03-17 - where for art thou, Kimono?
2014-12-31 - Happy new year- are you ready?
2014-12-29 - An ode to my sofa.
2014-12-02 - Know how I know I'm an asshole?
2014-09-22 - cast out the first stone
2014-08-20 - Where do you buy a sofa?
2014-08-17 - Looking forward, reaching back
2014-07-23 - pros, cons and unintentional intentions
2014-07-23 - pros, cons and unintentional intentions
2014-05-07 - stupid things i think about.
2014-05-07 - stupid things i think about.
2014-04-08 - yeah, it's spring
2014-03-30 - wreck myself
2014-03-28 - three hour stress ball
2014-03-13 - short fuse
2014-03-08 - sick happens
2014-03-05 - Ok, coach...
2014-03-04 - So you can see, it's going well...
2013-12-31 - New year, new 2014
2013-11-19 - required regrets
2013-10-31 - Academic tasks
2013-10-17 - overcoming my feral state
2013-10-16 - Next Year's Maker
2013-10-16 - Next Year's Maker
2013-08-22 - ready? set? go?
2013-08-14 - i can't get started
2013-08-02 - Evanston?
2013-07-02 - Happy "I'm glad that's not me!" day!
2013-06-05 - chicago ideas
2013-06-03 - plan b what was i saying
2013-05-30 - i need to meet rupaul
2013-05-09 - kicking and screaming
2013-04-12 - BACK ON TOP
2013-04-04 - the eventual eviction
2013-04-04 - the eventual eviction
2013-02-19 - sleep
2012-12-31 - My new years wish to you. A clean slate
2012-11-30 - kicker
2012-11-07 - good job us?
2012-11-05 - running in the cold
2012-11-03 - No one belongs here more than me
2012-11-01 - will work for obligated love
2012-10-15 - great kisser, terrible footrubs
2012-10-15 - great kisser, terrible footrubs
2012-09-23 - healing
2012-09-08 - what i would tell myself
2012-09-03 - esc
2012-08-16 - maybe i should just relax
2012-07-18 - delayed sadness
2012-07-16 - it's the truth
2012-02-04 - a momentary lull
2012-01-24 - so much safer
2011-12-31 - my 2012 wish to you
2011-12-25 - on fire
2011-11-23 - too big to flail
2011-11-14 - stuff and things
2011-11-14 - stuff and things
2011-10-21 - 'til then
2011-10-05 - and much kissing ensued
2011-09-18 - documented
2011-09-05 - Guess I'll order some Chinese food.
2011-09-01 - stop wasting time
2011-08-24 - either/or
2011-08-22 - speaking of remembering
2011-08-22 - speaking of remembering
2011-08-16 - Florida makes me sad
2011-08-16 - Florida makes me sad
2011-07-27 - satisfaction
2011-07-10 - cryptic hopes.
2011-07-01 - chitty-bang-chitty
2011-06-21 - maybe i'm just tired.
2011-06-16 - why ask the spinster?
2011-06-07 - tigerflight is taking off
2011-05-25 - take the script, leave the snoopy
2011-05-24 - snip and toss
2011-05-23 - take it away
2011-05-18 - but what if V. but it doesn't
2011-05-18 - but what if V. but it doesn't
2011-05-08 - enjoy this laugh
2011-05-08 - enjoy this laugh
2011-03-27 - big mouth strikes again
2011-03-23 - learning about what I've always known
2011-03-15 - itchy eye
2011-02-09 - Is there really a lid for every pot?
2011-01-19 - I am invited
2011-01-14 - such a jerk sometimes
2011-01-10 - no one really is
2011-01-06 - Another story that should be heard
2011-01-02 - MJ's wang
2010-12-31 - Fuck you 2010. Don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya.
2010-12-30 - I sure do love vacations
2010-12-13 - bring on the new year
2010-12-07 - it's time for the skies to deliver
2010-12-02 - dreading the holidays
2010-11-15 - a chance to get warm
2010-11-12 - feelings
2010-11-04 - can't get warm
2010-10-25 - moving
2010-09-22 - hey- vote, ok?
2010-09-22 - hey- vote, ok?
2010-09-22 - hey- vote, ok?
2010-09-20 - The concept of a graceful exit
2010-09-13 - work is work
2010-08-23 - Secret Agent Sadie Talulah LaRue
2010-08-20 - too upsetting
2010-08-19 - i am a victim of my own megalomania
2010-08-01 - everything's scary
2010-08-01 - everything's scary
2010-08-01 - everything's scary
2010-07-23 - grumpy and crafty
2010-07-04 - call me alceste
2010-06-18 - promises, promises
2010-06-03 - instant old-time friend
2010-05-16 - it is always sunny in philadelphia!
2010-05-05 - the root of the problem
2010-04-22 - what last night was like
2010-04-20 - yeah, fucking rainbows...
2010-04-12 - not counting chickens
2010-04-02 - Look ma! I'm famous!
2010-03-26 - i'm a wiener
2010-03-20 - a great weekend
2010-03-17 - bangadongonagong
2010-03-16 - The beauty of traveling alone
2010-03-16 - The beauty of traveling alone
2010-03-11 - the threat of organic chemistry
2010-03-05 - Sometimes that's all i want too
2010-03-03 - barf
2010-02-28 - I am thankful for being normal
2010-02-22 - the return of black cat bill
2010-02-20 - a kind of perfect night
2010-02-16 - remembering when doves cry
2010-02-12 - write your name and make it stick
2010-02-11 - I don't got worry.
2010-02-10 - I'm a lousy date
2010-02-06 - Epic snows
2010-02-04 - of historic proportions
2010-02-03 - I'm only as cool as my family
2010-02-01 - demise
2010-01-29 - awesome
2010-01-26 - repetitive conversations
2010-01-24 - greener grasses
2010-01-22 - File under: No surprise there.
2010-01-22 - File under: No surprise there.
2010-01-21 - Another break in, another day.
2010-01-09 - Last one
2010-01-03 - arty day
2009-12-31 - My new years wish for you
2009-12-26 - Raining
2009-12-16 - too cold. also, the whole NY thing
2009-12-09 - Savory
2009-12-09 - Savory
2009-11-29 - do work
2009-11-24 - baltimore kicked my ass
2009-11-17 - The sign at the fork in the road said straight on
2009-11-09 - Every piece of wood
2009-11-02 - pointless fiction
2009-10-30 - chin music
2009-10-25 - Kids and Dogs, Dogs and Kids
2009-10-24 - Friend V. Foe
2009-10-23 - longview opening was a huge success
2009-10-19 - Whip it
2009-10-12 - Pumpkin bounce
2009-10-07 - warm.ish.
2009-09-30 - Something twisted
2009-09-27 - Haven't read the script
2009-09-26 - Elderly dance troop
2009-09-22 - latest chapter
2009-09-17 - grumpy girl paints window. news at 11.
2009-09-14 - If things don't pick up, at least i have a plan
2009-09-10 - VOTE FOR ME! (again)
2009-09-09 - i'm people who knows people
2009-09-08 - found the invisible dragon
2009-09-04 - savory figs
2009-09-02 - throwing in the towel
2009-08-30 - Vaselines
2009-08-29 - see you next tuesday.
2009-08-21 - Anyone up for Toad the Wet Sprocket?
2009-08-20 - who's #1?
2009-08-18 - nerd burger weekend
2009-08-11 - Sometimes I forget, and your problems seem unreal to me
2009-08-06 - Ugly girls shouldn't be so choosey
2009-08-03 - unintended humor
2009-07-24 - be careful what you wish for.
2009-07-18 - Chicago rules
2009-07-15 - Do girls ever out grow Lloyd dobbler?
2009-07-12 - brain bombs (not the swedish death metal band)
2009-07-08 - No Gaye. Maybe cannonball.
2009-07-06 - stuffs not about some stuffs
2009-07-04 - happy 4th
2009-07-03 - Mitch is a total SJPp
2009-06-29 - skipping around
2009-06-27 - Shut it cuntface
2009-06-24 - Taking the good with the bad
2009-06-22 - good night clark
2009-06-20 - some seattle stuff
2009-06-18 - clark sabine is awesome. i can't make myself say 'was'.
2009-06-16 - In the shadow of the space needle
2009-06-14 - i really liked that camera
2009-06-12 - another one bites the dust
2009-06-09 - freak of the week
2009-06-07 - the things i'll do for coffee. and sunflowers
- rocket fuel is the key
2009-06-01 - june is for fun'in
2009-05-27 - hot ozone
2009-05-25 - put some damn bloomers on the barbie
2009-05-21 - thankful
2009-05-17 - whateves
2009-05-13 - baging because of the bag.
2009-05-12 - walking on lin
2009-05-10 - stuff i hate, stuff i like
2009-05-08 - ghost of dorothy parker
2009-05-06 - scam advice
2009-05-05 - innanet
2009-05-04 - ridiculous conversations are tiring
2009-05-01 - can't wait!
2009-04-29 - chicago deal
2009-04-28 - out of focus
2009-04-26 - bad news for old folks
2009-04-24 - do your part
2009-04-21 - risky risque
2009-04-21 - yell-a-thon
2009-04-16 - speed bumps for every body!
2009-04-14 - for myself
2009-04-12 - baby gorilla y'all
2009-04-09 - welcome to public art
2009-04-07 - chicago and baseball
2009-04-04 - boring play by play (taxes edition)
2009-03-31 - My favorite house in Chicago
2009-03-31 - for the thugs
2009-03-29 - playing secretary
2009-03-27 - best (pt. 2)
2009-03-27 - best!
2009-03-24 - it must be spring
2009-03-24 - fake meat
2009-03-23 - crackley paint tips.
2009-03-22 - out with the crap
2009-03-20 - beth on john on cy
2009-03-19 - leave me alone, i have shit to do.
2009-03-18 - paul rudd are you listening?
2009-03-18 - drunk in williamsburg (not brooklyn)
2009-03-16 - to jl or not to jl
2009-03-15 - if you can't stop thinking about me now, how come you couldn't seem to consider me then?
2009-03-13 - reserved for friends
2009-03-11 - All of the pantsless sock-sliding, none of the bob seeger
2009-03-10 - all the ways i disappoint myself
2009-03-08 - waaaaay too productive
2009-03-05 - What do i need to read to get cuter strangers to talk to me
2009-03-01 - tiny corner kingdom
2009-02-28 - I assassin down the avenue
2009-02-28 - I assassin down the avenue
2009-02-26 - clearly i'm not following that advice
2009-02-25 - the simple pleasures of a night to myself
2009-02-23 - three philosophers
2009-02-22 - magic
2009-02-20 - the kitten is kind of a d-bag
2009-02-19 - all this and more in Pennsylvania
2009-02-17 - sisterhood of the traveling jacket
2009-02-17 - the lamb lies down on broadway
2009-02-15 - plush vulva art
2009-02-12 - Judah
2009-02-12 - bacon makes everything better.
2009-02-10 - please don't pronounce it lie-berry
2009-02-08 - minutae
2009-02-05 - a mean anniversary
2009-02-05 - i want to go to there. with the real! live! gondolas!
2009-02-04 - derr burgher!
2009-02-04 - derr burgher!
2009-02-04 - derr burgher!
2009-02-03 - Boobie Bobesch, art historian
2009-02-02 - tatertots but no wii
2009-01-30 - Smell the Glove
2009-01-29 - mannequins, meat and bargains
2009-01-28 - more junk i don't need
2009-01-26 - Exceedingly Handsome Asshole.
2009-01-25 - what's up coz?
2009-01-21 - 2 milllion descend
2009-01-18 - ren fair flambe
2009-01-15 - rectangu-whir
2009-01-14 - ashe gieger
2009-01-13 - he had hoped she would assume he had succumbed
2009-01-12 - jerkstores and tired muscles.
2009-01-11 - 17 shades of gray
2009-01-09 - wish me more
2009-01-07 - it's bizzaro day
2009-01-06 - i can't read the signs
2009-01-06 - punch party
2009-01-04 - my fire isn't lit like that
2009-01-03 - an arrest
2009-01-02 - one day down, 1000 days to go
2008-12-31 - new years wish for you & me
2008-12-30 - a prayer for Mr. W
2008-12-29 - cool chocolate
2008-12-29 - sugesstions welcome.
2008-12-27 - this isn't a problem
2008-12-25 - wine consumption begins now
2008-12-23 - and not in a good way
2008-12-22 - k.i.t
2008-12-21 - non burger entry
2008-12-19 - weird feelings, cymbals for kids and productivitiy.
2008-12-18 - something to consider
2008-12-17 - surogate stars hollow
2008-12-16 - do as he says
2008-12-15 - show buddy needed
2008-12-15 - friendship cemented
2008-12-11 - two days too late
2008-12-10 - old coffee and cat puke
2008-12-09 - my type is *fine*
2008-12-07 - no gin.
2008-12-03 - New Fruits! New Fruits!
2008-12-03 - 'ignore'
2008-11-30 - RCN blows, thanksgiving was fine, my plan for the wedding.
2008-11-27 - turkeys running wild
2008-11-26 - fuckin monkey
2008-11-25 - baby elephants- just cause they're babies.
2008-11-24 - bust, hot forks and alcohol.
2008-11-22 - the one where I bitch about beer-theives.
2008-11-21 - it's like that
2008-11-20 - the key to good living is modern hair
2008-11-19 - the day of strange vignettes
2008-11-17 - damn woman, have some faith!
2008-11-14 - no heat. no cable. no word from bust.
2008-11-14 - for the glory-hole of it all
2008-11-12 - stresstini
2008-11-10 - ricky schroder
2008-11-07 - weekend plans for the boring at heart
2008-11-07 - weekend plans for the boring at heart
2008-11-05 - Right now
2008-11-04 - Yes We DID!
2008-11-04 - pretty stupid
2008-11-03 - can't imagine
2008-11-02 - whack me!
2008-10-29 - I didn't even know my ipod could read.
2008-10-28 - lost connections
2008-10-27 - third place is the first winner
2008-10-27 - now with more snark!
2008-10-26 - america's next top amish moddle
2008-10-23 - things to do within certain hours
2008-10-20 - leaving this city for that one.
2008-10-19 - I'll que up for sausage but not a cupcake.
2008-10-17 - Woyzeck redux
2008-10-16 - any excuse to show viking kitties
2008-10-16 - beth b. on the media
2008-10-16 - phinally
2008-10-14 - fake bike riding
2008-10-13 - a month of fall crammed into one day.
2008-10-08 - i want all that stupid old shit, like turtle races and hog calling
2008-10-07 - being drunk wins!
2008-10-06 - don't understand
2008-10-03 - feline aggrivation
2008-10-02 - Modest skeletons
2008-10-02 - cute, right?
2008-09-29 - magical fan
2008-09-28 - crafty 2008
2008-09-26 - new kitten in my basement
2008-09-24 - poor lucy.
2008-09-24 - a flatulent cherry on the cake
2008-09-23 - not not not
2008-09-22 - this october, i pledge....
2008-09-21 - diy cocktails
2008-09-20 - don't get sick, sadie!
2008-09-16 - surreal day
2008-09-16 - uh-uh, no.
2008-09-14 - thanks for listening
2008-09-14 - bad news in the middle of the night
2008-09-11 - foot long giggles.
2008-09-10 - new equipment
2008-09-08 - nothing good to report really
2008-09-03 - happy birthday to some people
2008-09-02 - something both sides of my brain agree on
2008-09-01 - papercuts sting like a son of a bitch
2008-08-29 - SNL- two things
2008-08-29 - project runways
2008-08-28 - happy/sad
2008-08-27 - research
2008-08-25 - lose what you have
2008-08-23 - strangely soothing
2008-08-21 - stepping back from yourself
2008-08-19 - hey guys, it's just a baby ruth
2008-08-17 - i took a lot of photos of buildings
2008-08-16 - i need a nap
2008-08-14 - a boring entry about walking
2008-08-12 - oh, Ivy-leaguers....
2008-08-09 - counting babies
2008-08-06 - love, luke
2008-08-05 - who wants to start a magazine?
2008-08-04 - maybe being an idiot pays off?
2008-07-30 - total OMG moment....kinda sad when you're not 13.
2008-07-27 - press play and record
2008-07-26 - why bother
2008-07-21 - goddamned trucks
2008-07-20 - maybe people aren't bad.
2008-07-18 - i will remember
2008-07-16 - monssieur chapeu
2008-07-14 - how much to rent that one?
2008-07-13 - lost then found, now other stuff lost.
2008-07-11 - listen up, artsy fartsies
2008-07-08 - the ipod can wait.
2008-07-06 - forgotten summer treasures
2008-07-04 - rolling big!
2008-07-02 - i just like to complain
2008-07-01 - And I'll like it.
2008-07-01 - allergic?
2008-06-29 - bacon, eggs and a foot massage please.
2008-06-25 - back to work, crickety!
2008-06-23 - i kind of hate the dave matthews band, actually...
2008-06-22 - cleaning like the wind
2008-06-21 - Once you hit 35, parties aren't fun anymore...
2008-06-19 - new haircut
2008-06-19 - kinda magical
2008-06-18 - wasn't freaked, now I kind of am.
2008-06-17 - john mccunt
2008-06-17 - Super douche!
2008-06-16 - ben gibbard creeps me out.
2008-06-15 - burgers and bats
2008-06-13 - body massage
2008-06-13 - they smelled like cheese
2008-06-11 - i'm living the wrong life
2008-06-09 - when i was a painter i painted you well. too bad i had to die
2008-06-07 - herman's hermits new member
2008-06-07 - getting out of it
2008-06-03 - peta notties
2008-06-02 - jay mccarrol- not a fan of owls,
2008-06-02 - art star
2008-05-31 - best parents ever
2008-05-28 - i'm just as bad
2008-05-27 - pointless
2008-05-26 - summer surprises
2008-05-25 - lame highlights
2008-05-22 - 5 things
2008-05-22 - all nice things
2008-05-21 - phillies shut out
2008-05-21 - Officially old for the first time
2008-05-20 - creeper
2008-05-20 - eyeball, meet pen
2008-05-19 - more acorns and yetis.
2008-05-16 - come get me
2008-05-16 - maybe i'll be surprised
2008-05-15 - smitten
2008-05-14 - she's not the queen, she's an actress!
2008-05-12 - house of smuggy
2008-05-11 - boring play by play
2008-05-09 - worst daughter ever.
2008-05-07 - AOM preview
2008-05-07 - it's the small victories that keep me going
2008-05-06 - similar but probably different
2008-05-05 - put a sock in it already!
2008-05-02 - crotchfruit
2008-04-30 - 4 day weekend starts tomorrow
2008-04-30 - Just some advice.
2008-04-28 - ass effects
2008-04-27 - frat dudes...bleh.
2008-04-25 - wanted: One muse.
2008-04-24 - need more wool!
2008-04-23 - serious bullshit levels
2008-04-22 - dogs with eyebrows
2008-04-21 - random interjection!
2008-04-20 - some stuff deserves to be mentioned
2008-04-18 - patatas bravas
2008-04-16 - from the past
2008-04-15 - rock shows
2008-04-14 - double the awesome
2008-04-14 - my kinda day
2008-04-13 - boring plane talk.
2008-04-11 - dumb
2008-04-11 - planes in person
2008-04-10 - mmmmmmmwho?
2008-04-09 - just for the moustaches
2008-04-09 - new sister!
- punish thy sefl
2008-04-05 - sleep wins out
2008-04-03 - most annoying song ever
2008-04-01 - i'll start the cross word, you can check the stats
2008-04-01 - too much
2008-03-30 - no i don't have a minute for the environment, and here's my burnt styrofoam cup to prove it.
2008-03-29 - it's all going to break
2008-03-28 - the jet the jet!
2008-03-27 - looking forward to tomorrow
2008-03-26 - banked
2008-03-24 - too much stuff on my plate
2008-03-23 - we're gonna fight!
2008-03-21 - wax or pluck.
2008-03-20 - i hate the kids
2008-03-19 - tractor man! we remember you!
2008-03-17 - twatified parking rules
2008-03-14 - expensive shampoo habit
2008-03-13 - secret projects
2008-03-12 - much happiness
2008-03-12 - missing bookmarks
2008-03-10 - no chicago this summer. probably.
2008-03-07 - death by flatiorn
2008-03-05 - heavenly grilling
2008-03-02 - it's a start
2008-02-28 - why not
2008-02-27 - wilco wilco wilco
2008-02-24 - making connections
2008-02-21 - Tyra- why so much fug?
2008-02-21 - dang, you look goooood
2008-02-19 - all about my 5-year old hernia experience
2008-02-18 - concrete
2008-02-15 - busy b.
2008-02-15 - the plane begins
2008-02-13 - mildly fucked up
2008-02-13 - -
2008-02-11 - lot of reading
2008-02-11 - good news for an otherwise really shitty weekend.
2008-02-10 - no, we only have it IIIIIIced
2008-02-08 - ...we ate sand. you ate sand? we ate sand
2008-02-08 - the one thing that's never changed
2008-02-07 - randoms
2008-02-06 - dumb wishes
2008-02-06 - cranky
2008-02-05 - just shut up already!
2008-02-04 - time's a wastin'
2008-02-01 - how often does that happen?
2008-01-31 - small price to pay for peace and quiet
2008-01-30 - stalking opportunities within
2008-01-29 - totally worth it
2008-01-27 - bleh.
2008-01-25 - brings a tear to me eye.
2008-01-25 - i want all that stupid old shit, like letters and sodas.
2008-01-24 - alcohol please. lots.
2008-01-23 - katamari cheap trick
2008-01-22 - being nice discount
2008-01-21 - reminisceing about old prop babies
2008-01-17 - Mike Hunt, from the office of Your Mom?
2008-01-16 - let's move on to the next bowl-topia
2008-01-15 - four for four!
2008-01-14 - i swear to god tonight it smells like snow
2008-01-13 - oh yeah that place use to be...
2008-01-08 - it was a little sad.
2008-01-08 - for the proletariat
2008-01-07 - i wish some people would shut up
2008-01-06 - kokeshi
2008-01-04 - coffee needs
2008-01-03 - crash
2008-01-01 - yay.
2007-12-31 - bring on the new!
2007-12-28 - full. but not organized.
2007-12-27 - nothing V. secret
2007-12-26 - i'm the cheif unicorn wrangler for the white house.
2007-12-24 - ellusive pie
2007-12-22 - stop slacking
2007-12-21 - a little crazy
2007-12-20 - leave me alone!
2007-12-16 - she who travels the fastest travels alone
2007-12-13 - i hate strollers
2007-12-12 - misanthrope
2007-12-10 - craftacular success!
2007-12-07 - tomorrow- New York!
2007-12-06 - not very fascinating
2007-12-04 - alone again
2007-12-03 - for once i'm batting 1000
2007-12-02 - destruction
2007-12-01 - call for an editor
2007-11-30 - busy plans for crafty girls
2007-11-29 - make it!
2007-11-28 - who wants a body massage?
2007-11-26 - dickory-dock
2007-11-25 - newtown punx represent
2007-11-24 - too loud
2007-11-21 - muddy vocals
2007-11-20 - rules for enjoyment
2007-11-19 - or are you waiting for me
2007-11-19 - for once
2007-11-18 - baddies in the big apple
2007-11-16 - who am i kidding
2007-11-15 - sending packages to units
2007-11-14 - so ghey
2007-11-13 - a return to violence
2007-11-12 - if you think it's worth saving, try reading it again
2007-11-12 - the archetype of all mornings ever
2007-11-11 - maybe tomorrow maybe someday
2007-11-09 - there's only so much oxygen left in the room
2007-11-08 - bump remover
2007-11-07 - too tired for fun
2007-11-06 - show me a finish line.
2007-11-05 - another girl, another planet
2007-11-04 - dumb wishes
2007-11-03 - smooove
2007-11-02 - i'm a doll...a real living doll
2007-11-01 - mah purple boots
2007-10-30 - you have to celebrate the small victories
2007-10-27 - boring haiku
2007-10-26 - don't tap my head motherfucker
2007-10-25 - stuffy
2007-10-24 - tell me tell me tell me
2007-10-23 - master of spatial relations
2007-10-23 - no sleep
2007-10-19 - a bit of a copycat
2007-10-18 - healthy sense of adventure
2007-10-17 - unfortunate nicknames
2007-10-15 - frittered
2007-10-14 - no love for NoVA
2007-10-12 - screwey priorities
2007-10-12 - metro riders
2007-10-10 - you'll always be MCI to me.
2007-10-08 - no pumpkins this year maybe.
2007-10-07 - shlameil, shlamozzel
2007-10-05 - baby steps
2007-10-03 - snarkers
2007-10-02 - etiquette lessons
2007-10-01 - at. her. FACE
2007-09-28 - why so necklacey, boss?
2007-09-27 - i'm bad at my job
2007-09-26 - wildly unprofessional day for me
2007-09-26 - do over? please?
2007-09-25 - merlin is a wizard, not a state
2007-09-25 - totally
2007-09-24 - she's out back counting stars
2007-09-24 - why does anyone even bother reading this?
2007-09-23 - ewe gee ach
2007-09-21 - great helpers
2007-09-20 - oh holy hell
2007-09-19 - ka-blooey
2007-09-18 - who farted?
2007-09-18 - finally getting around to it
2007-09-17 - brought to you by sudafed
2007-09-16 - the movie fucking sucks
2007-09-15 - OCD germ fighter
2007-09-12 - keep it like a secret
2007-09-11 - set off simply
2007-09-10 - jackassery
2007-09-10 - sunburnt
2007-09-08 - sew like the wind
2007-09-06 - gross, not gross
2007-09-05 - remember when i had better stories?
2007-09-04 - puppet poop
2007-09-03 - happy fake fugazi day evan
2007-09-03 - seriously, leave my shit alone
2007-09-02 - my goonie face
2007-09-01 - Hate made easy- lesson #1
2007-08-31 - fuck fuck FUCK!
2007-08-30 - Just for Beansie
2007-08-29 - imagine the thrill
2007-08-28 - banged up knee and a new job
2007-08-26 - can you train attention spans
2007-08-24 - hermitville
2007-08-24 - go carts and pizzaq
2007-08-24 - holding back the tears
2007-08-23 - let the bikinis lay
2007-08-21 - why so much mime and props?
2007-08-20 - an invitation for you.
2007-08-19 - use to be...
2007-08-18 - messy messy messy
2007-08-16 - good night sweetheart, well it's time to go
2007-08-16 - less dicks
2007-08-14 - who died? me?
2007-08-13 - this ain't no 'blind date' motherfucker....
2007-08-13 - waiting for the other shoe to drop
2007-08-12 - boring details of a crammed weekend
2007-08-10 - should i be alarmed?
2007-08-09 - the jitters
2007-08-07 - the boring details
2007-08-07 - guess what?
2007-08-07 - tally ho west virginnie
2007-08-06 - not so sore
2007-08-05 - endorphins are kinda awesome
2007-08-05 - my stuff in baltimore
2007-08-03 - not riding dirty anymore
2007-08-02 - shaping up to be a boring fall
2007-08-02 - fake thumb thursday!
2007-08-02 - impending doom
2007-08-01 - cap hill books
2007-07-31 - i'm tired
2007-07-30 - bad touch bad touch
2007-07-29 - 2 close calls
2007-07-28 - 10 weeks goes by in a heartbeat
2007-07-27 - need rain
2007-07-27 - dan r. is back
2007-07-27 - dan r. is back
2007-07-27 - once
2007-07-25 - the city paper is dead.
2007-07-22 - unwelcomed. one and all.
2007-07-22 - flower designer
2007-07-20 - not so productive
2007-07-19 - a pepper pot up the pooper
2007-07-18 - mess shitty.
2007-07-16 - maybe i am an idiot
2007-07-16 - i need a nap
2007-07-15 - mastadon will change you
2007-07-13 - chitty Bang chitty chitty bang
2007-07-10 - later
2007-07-09 - plan my trip for me.
2007-07-08 - could i still navigate?
2007-07-06 - cross it off the motherfucking list
2007-07-06 - keep it moving
2007-07-06 - keep it moving
2007-07-04 - my friend's dad on tv
2007-07-03 - HR of BF
2007-07-03 - just randomness
2007-07-01 - just once....could one thing go properly?
2007-06-29 - shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
2007-06-27 - rim shot
2007-06-26 - countdown
2007-06-26 - -
2007-06-25 - simmer down now.
2007-06-25 - can't sleep can't sleep
2007-06-24 - what was i saying?
2007-06-19 - later snipe.
2007-06-19 - dipshit
2007-06-18 - think happy thoughts
2007-06-17 - nice people buy my dolls
2007-06-14 - an entry entirely devoid of nut meats
2007-06-12 - good haircut
2007-06-12 - lost phone
2007-06-11 - chicago here i come!
2007-06-10 - tired
2007-06-06 - astro-NOT on myspace
2007-06-04 - Amy Whine-haus stinks
2007-06-03 - i'm screwed
2007-06-02 - bulls eye on my back
2007-06-01 - TAL- illustrated
2007-06-01 - how low is too low
2007-05-30 - stupid dreams make me nervous
2007-05-28 - bring on the summer
2007-05-26 - which is better?
2007-05-24 - maper force
2007-05-22 - birthday socks and wrinkle cream
2007-05-21 - boring birthday
2007-05-20 - i run on sangria
2007-05-19 - the state! on DVD!
2007-05-18 - stinx
2007-05-17 - dear j. mascis
2007-05-16 - thunderstruck
2007-05-15 - thanx jc!
2007-05-15 - summer can't get here fast enough
2007-05-14 - last marketplace
2007-05-12 - return of the noise.
2007-05-11 - chicago in july
2007-05-10 - tiny pumpkin RIP
2007-05-09 - VMS a letter to you
2007-05-08 - dear paris
2007-05-06 - cool kids get free stuff. plus, the return of cute william
2007-05-03 - spring has sprung in my frozen heart
2007-05-03 - Holy Diver
2007-05-02 - new dinosaur jr. is really good.
2007-05-01 - in a rut
2007-04-30 - eastern market's fire
2007-04-29 - i judge boys by their shoes
2007-04-27 - Thomas Jefferson's words to live by
2007-04-25 - what am i saying?
2007-04-24 - -
2007-04-23 - three brick free years
2007-04-23 - three brick free years
2007-04-23 - three brick free years
2007-04-21 - finally time to garden
2007-04-21 - testing
2007-04-19 - surrender
2007-04-19 - no jinx. NO JINX!
2007-04-18 - Shittens
2007-04-17 - i'm stupid
2007-04-15 - tax finale fiasco
2007-04-14 - itchy face
2007-04-13 - twizzlers
2007-04-13 - tick tock taxes
2007-04-11 - beth beetle
2007-04-08 - easter y'all
2007-04-06 - stooges fucking killed
2007-04-05 - i wanna be your dog
2007-04-02 - ouch my neck
2007-04-02 - due dates
2007-03-31 - found day off...and i'm still boring
2007-03-30 - tej
2007-03-28 - tech week is not fun
2007-03-25 - the kids aren't alright
2007-03-24 - boring butt
2007-03-21 - munney woes is me
2007-03-19 - 'til john waters do us part
2007-03-18 - minty celebratory cupcakes!
2007-03-17 - peeps painting
2007-03-16 - decent pizza
2007-03-15 - Au revoir Cathy, vous la chienne stupide
2007-03-14 - play this when you're bored
2007-03-14 - messy
2007-03-13 - spamidiots
2007-03-12 - when the messenger is hot
2007-03-12 - p-yawn-fork
2007-03-10 - diversions
2007-03-09 - best butt banging action
2007-03-09 - do-over
2007-03-08 - bring in the freaks
2007-03-07 - are you on the list?
2007-03-07 - everybody loses something
2007-03-05 - the shit's a-flying!
2007-03-05 - success
2007-03-03 - seriously? i shouldn't be typing this shit
2007-03-02 - should i stay or should i go
2007-03-01 - how was your day?
2007-02-27 - no coffee= useless
2007-02-26 - -
2007-02-25 - SNOW!
2007-02-24 - please be still
2007-02-23 - crap cake
2007-02-21 - finally used \"no\".
2007-02-21 - my sad fantasy
2007-02-18 - it's all about the glamour
2007-02-16 - wasted weekend
2007-02-15 - cake for your re-birthday
2007-02-15 - games you shouldn't play
2007-02-13 - my pillow is #1!
2007-02-11 - pretty good weekend
2007-02-09 - jonathan richman. tonight!
2007-02-08 - me serving the superficial
2007-02-06 - seriously
2007-02-05 - puppy bowl
2007-02-03 - stool (the kind you sit on)
2007-02-02 - weiner warmers! get 'em while you're cold!
2007-02-01 - top mop
2007-01-30 - cheap chicago tips?
2007-01-30 - gruesome and glorious
2007-01-29 - endings = beginings
2007-01-27 - craft$
2007-01-26 - erin's moving pictures
2007-01-25 - dreams do come true. sorta.
2007-01-25 - i don't want to go to chelsea
2007-01-24 - i'm better with deadlines
2007-01-23 - badies debut
2007-01-21 - price discrepency
2007-01-20 - just cause you're older doesn't make you wiser
2007-01-19 - can i volunteer for jury duty?
2007-01-18 - nauseating stage antics
2007-01-17 - paper towels are kinda awesome
2007-01-15 - it's pronounced \"Ying-Ling\". kinda like the damn panda.
2007-01-15 - ricky don't do no fly'n
2007-01-14 - party skipper
2007-01-12 - ricky the thrice
2007-01-11 - no injuries
2007-01-11 - bad day for hands
2007-01-10 - psychic detectives
2007-01-08 - beth b. busy
2007-01-06 - bath time it is.
2007-01-04 - i hate actors.
2007-01-01 - best 11 hours and 34 minutes
2006-12-31 - here's to 2007
2006-12-30 - oh, to be brenda
2006-12-29 - this house is not a home
2006-12-26 - new era
2006-12-21 - first whine of the day
2006-12-18 - nice weather
2006-12-16 - kc does good.
2006-12-12 - leave a note for the password
2006-12-12 - only assholes stab themselves in the eye.
2006-12-11 - good bye charles burns
2006-12-10 - back breaking work
2006-12-09 - spies like me
2006-12-09 - keep it free.
2006-12-08 - cold feet, warm hands
2006-12-07 - picked!
2006-12-06 - modern art makes me want to rock out
2006-12-06 - something ugly, something cute
2006-12-05 - uter-lope
2006-12-05 - top of the head faves of '06
2006-12-04 - my kid *hearts* the queers.
2006-12-04 - whoopsie jury duty
2006-12-03 - you igby, are no squid and the whale...
2006-12-02 - bad art i couldn't make up if i wanted to
2006-12-01 - blog scatting
2006-12-01 - would you like to go upstairs and see some etchings?
2006-11-30 - start choppin'
2006-11-29 - i'm useless
2006-11-28 - dc->kz cd
2006-11-28 - looking up for new roommate
2006-11-27 - pom chicken!
2006-11-26 - best google search ever
2006-11-26 - the hold steady, old friends, and the weirdness to be found in small town maryland police blotters.
2006-11-25 - it's good to have goals...right?
2006-11-24 - a list of numbers, my granma's weapon of choice, and a letter to delaware's department of trans.
2006-11-23 - a sweater for next winter
2006-11-20 - ugh
2006-11-20 - finally clean
2006-11-16 - today isn't so bad.
2006-11-16 - a list of my shortcomings
2006-11-16 - a list of my shortcomings
2006-11-15 - taming of the shrew
2006-11-15 - holiday happenings
2006-11-13 - borat, prarie dogs and a baby even tyra would love
2006-11-13 - cornell
2006-11-12 - naps!
2006-11-10 - expectations best to be kept low.
2006-11-10 - too smoky
2006-11-09 - all for naught
2006-11-09 - thursday 5
2006-11-08 - patrick dumpsey, richard prince and a lot of poop references.
2006-11-07 - vote
2006-11-06 - this is jeopardy
2006-11-06 - even social retards need good haircuts
2006-11-05 - lazy sunday
2006-11-04 - 2 pumpkinis
2006-11-03 - stupid delimas
2006-11-02 - 2nd lame entry of the day
2006-11-02 - um, no.
2006-11-01 - hXc fact checking
2006-10-31 - hummus not bad, just tangy.
2006-10-30 - vacation through illness
2006-10-28 - ma vie en musique
2006-10-28 - what are you fighting for?
2006-10-27 - 2 stupid wishes
2006-10-27 - disaster avoided
2006-10-26 - mitres are a bitch
2006-10-25 - chester-less chestertown
2006-10-24 - i'm not off to see the wizard
2006-10-23 - bad bad oz
2006-10-22 - is that a fire in my hallway or are you just hot?
2006-10-21 - i will never be that hip
2006-10-20 - step right up and see the world's smallest full grown pumpkin- TINY PUMPKIN!
2006-10-20 - wilco. and how i miss elbows
2006-10-19 - getting high like the teens
2006-10-19 - leave!
2006-10-18 - i'm in love with rock and roll...
2006-10-18 - yes i have
2006-10-17 - a list of people i've never seen
2006-10-16 - quick scratch
2006-10-15 - red nose hotness
2006-10-15 - comics and eagles
2006-10-14 - knit robots! on news stands now!
2006-10-13 - leeches
2006-10-11 - miss beck in town!
2006-10-10 - creeping crud
2006-10-10 - session hand clapper makes the big time
2006-10-08 - elephant
2006-10-06 - i'm #2
2006-10-06 - i'm nerdy for light fixtures
2006-10-06 - jeffey explains the crack
2006-10-05 - PJ's snoring out of both ends
2006-10-04 - vol ops
2006-10-03 - babies playing jeopardy
2006-10-02 - the price is oz
2006-10-01 - musical snobbery inside- enter at yo' own risk
2006-09-30 - of course it's a no
2006-09-30 - neil gaiman
2006-09-29 - tell her to come home soon.
2006-09-29 - chester sucks
2006-09-28 - laundry wins
2006-09-28 - chase utley is my new darren daulton
2006-09-26 - more letting cats out of bags. and i want a dog.
2006-09-26 - the cat is out of the bag
2006-09-26 - 2 strange dreams
2006-09-25 - free phillies tickets!
2006-09-25 - i like records and soup.
2006-09-24 - x to the 4th power = massive headache
2006-09-23 - if i'm part of your step 7, cross me off. it's fine. i'm sure i don't remember anyway.
2006-09-21 - the magic of tiny pumpkin. and being single is ok. just not according to cristen's doctor.
2006-09-21 - naughty ipod!
2006-09-21 - actual ass hat
2006-09-20 - ikea rugs
2006-09-20 - the waiting is the hardest part
2006-09-19 - courage
2006-09-19 - when do i ask about vacation?
2006-09-19 - channels
2006-09-18 - called back
2006-09-18 - dinner
2006-09-17 - wizard of the gay pride parade
2006-09-16 - mug mug mug
2006-09-15 - stinky zach braff
2006-09-15 - interview
2006-09-14 - think good thoughts
2006-09-13 - i'm nervous
2006-09-13 - an interview!
2006-09-13 - grey office
2006-09-13 - oh yeah, you'll laugh at a butthole joke
2006-09-12 - help me string some words together
2006-09-12 - brighton beach sofas
2006-09-11 - drakaar noir YES!
2006-09-11 - carol
2006-09-09 - *SPARKLE*
2006-09-08 - turns out, groove *is* in the heart...
2006-09-08 - down with ists.
2006-09-07 - -
2006-09-06 - presale
2006-09-06 - blueprint- round two
2006-09-05 - bad penny
2006-09-05 - dick dangler, will you pick apples with me?
2006-09-05 - fake dixie
2006-09-04 - ten second news
2006-09-04 - it's 4 in the morning
2006-09-03 - minus the ass
2006-09-03 - late start
2006-09-02 - 4 show week
2006-09-02 - furniture dork
2006-09-01 - diff'rent strokes! finally!!!!!
2006-09-01 - if only you could make out with records
2006-08-31 - not even my typos are funny
2006-08-30 - it's enviable
2006-08-29 - i need to feel your angle, cause things don't wanna mangle
2006-08-28 - baby's way cruel
2006-08-28 - keep it early j.
2006-08-28 - top 8
2006-08-27 - i want stupid stuff
2006-08-27 - paris
2006-08-27 - justin theroux should call me to go thrifting for records
2006-08-27 - i was just nowhere near your neighborhood
2006-08-26 - headache
2006-08-26 - little miss sunshine
2006-08-24 - the hardest thing in the world to do is to find somebody who believes in you
2006-08-24 - diseased hat
2006-08-23 - maybe it's something
2006-08-23 - happy anniversary mom and dad
2006-08-22 - why waste a second
2006-08-21 - sometimes that's just the way it goes
2006-08-21 - spearmint cough drops, for the anti-coughdrop amongst us
2006-08-20 - chung-CHUNG
2006-08-19 - brown bag
2006-08-19 - $11
2006-08-18 - listen
2006-08-18 - fluxuating temperatures
2006-08-18 - sleep tight
2006-08-16 - symptoms
2006-08-15 - what are you talking about?
2006-08-15 - no gin in the house
2006-08-14 - everything bad
2006-08-12 - when i need a friend it's still you
2006-08-11 - brave
2006-08-10 -
\"leroy\"
2006-08-09 - i don't speak moose and squirrel
2006-08-08 - failure
2006-08-07 - not a prodigy. just woefully average
2006-08-06 - don't call me whitney, bobby.
2006-08-06 - anyone want to help me tighten up my syntax?
2006-08-05 - apparently there's always more
2006-08-04 - low and gravely
2006-08-04 - snakes in a can
2006-08-03 - I want school kids on busses singing your name
2006-08-03 - my ear hurts
2006-08-02 - spread the word
2006-08-01 - unplanned pumpkincy
2006-07-31 - signs signs everywhere a sign
2006-07-30 - good night chicago
2006-07-30 - it's a beautiful world for you....not me.
2006-07-29 - pitchfork day 1
2006-07-29 - my kingdom for some salve
2006-07-28 - greetings from chicago, day 2
2006-07-27 - down with idiocy
2006-07-26 - cross your fingers for family
2006-07-25 - to knit or not to knit
2006-07-25 - hi old elbow bird
2006-07-23 - that damn cat
2006-07-21 - favorite books of younger days
2006-07-19 - grrr-animals?
2006-07-18 - diverse interests....gidget/alice cooper
2006-07-16 - a lot of photos
2006-07-15 - all this heavenly glory
2006-07-13 - too blue for jesus
2006-07-13 - back from the shenandoah valley
2006-07-10 - dread
2006-07-08 - and a high time was had by all
2006-07-07 - haircut 100
2006-07-06 - dinosaur land soon soon soon!
2006-07-06 - go away scratchy throat
2006-07-05 - queen of the tards
2006-07-04 - i hate explosions
2006-07-03 - top THAT
2006-07-03 - i watched it, now leave me alone
2006-07-02 - thunder makes me nervous
2006-07-02 - regal beagle
2006-07-01 - crafty fingers crossed
2006-06-30 - happy vacation
2006-06-29 - for good measure
2006-06-28 - playing games
2006-06-28 - boring garden entry
2006-06-28 - boring garden entry
2006-06-27 - why am i so tired
2006-06-26 - dumb whore
2006-06-23 - dry faster
2006-06-21 - i hate golf.
2006-06-20 - beautiful
2006-06-19 - hypothetical storms and unicorns
2006-06-17 - a good day indeed
2006-06-15 - another fort ren0 begun
2006-06-15 - nicely scented
2006-06-14 - coulter V. carlin
2006-06-14 - gays of our lives
2006-06-13 - and NBC gives the finger to last comic standing once again.
2006-06-12 - my SHOE!
2006-06-11 - ramble
2006-06-11 - to cable or not to cable
2006-06-10 - AV
2006-06-09 - my jaw aches
2006-06-05 - a chump no more
2006-06-03 - happy to you!
2006-05-31 - the joy of AC
2006-05-30 - hot salt mint hotness
2006-05-28 - songs about manos
2006-05-27 - make a list of the things i need to do this summer
2006-05-26 - sleep over?
2006-05-25 - long wait
2006-05-25 - buddhist movies are for the birds
2006-05-24 - real fine looking hookers out front
2006-05-24 - memorial day =work
2006-05-22 - always and all ways
2006-05-21 - happy birthday to me
2006-05-19 - shout out to harvard
2006-05-18 - the dolcet tones
2006-05-18 - sometimes family is nice
2006-05-17 - right now! tonight! and yeah!
2006-05-17 - beth b. now with 100% less cursing (this offer expires after this entry)
2006-05-16 - paul westerberg V. j. mascis
2006-05-15 - a touch of the gay
2006-05-12 - who can make the sun shine?
2006-05-10 - tom wolfe and telescopes
2006-05-09 - fuck.
2006-05-09 - pb cookies
2006-05-08 - th0mas k|ncade- painter of light, anal affectionado
2006-05-08 - smitten
2006-05-06 - blueprint magazine. make-ups. and colleen
2006-05-05 - cinco de....oh, whatever....
2006-05-04 - tiny makes everything cute
2006-05-03 - 4 simple pleasures
2006-05-01 - mamma, don't let your babies grow up to be car thieves
2006-04-30 - saturday night's all right for leprosy
2006-04-28 - humane
2006-04-28 - gimmie the (margarita) cure
2006-04-27 - do not look here for bath stools
2006-04-26 - bawl'mure hon.
2006-04-24 - os mutantes
2006-04-23 - just say what you mean
2006-04-23 - 20/20
2006-04-21 - small meet lonely
2006-04-21 - problems solved
2006-04-20 - gardening
2006-04-19 - members ONLY!
2006-04-19 - who told?
2006-04-19 - schadenfreude motherfucker
2006-04-18 - nightmare thy name is t@ffety punk
2006-04-17 - i wish i was making this up.
2006-04-16 - egg hunt. not the band.....ok, a little at the end.
2006-04-15 - i give up
2006-04-14 - ice cream is magic
2006-04-13 - gross phrases
2006-04-11 - it should be noted i am not wearing a dinosaur jr. tshirt at this moment
2006-04-10 - hello state!
2006-04-10 - saw a band, i saw a band
2006-04-08 - hermit- thy name is beth b.
2006-04-07 - reunited and it feels....kinda stomach churning actually...
2006-04-07 - april showers bring stephin merritt
2006-04-07 - vespa!
2006-04-06 - goo
2006-04-04 - everything and everyone
2006-04-03 - if only
2006-04-01 - -
2006-03-30 - did i say that?
2006-03-28 - aligned interests
2006-03-27 - i ain't no limburger
2006-03-24 - raincheck on ted leo...aisle one.
2006-03-23 - day of DAY OFF!
2006-03-22 - eeeenk jop
2006-03-21 - bye bye tut-tut
2006-03-20 - tylenol pm
2006-03-19 - no through-line to this story.
2006-03-16 - i. am. dumb
2006-03-15 - dirty/clean
2006-03-13 - top of the world ma
2006-03-13 - old white dudes love me
2006-03-12 - another not lazy sunday
2006-03-09 - douchey emails
2006-03-08 - it's expected he's gone.
2006-03-07 - a waste of spinach
2006-03-06 - mcstinker is preggers
2006-03-06 - tired
2006-03-01 - arty gras opened
2006-02-25 - dress up dress down
2006-02-23 - my forray into TV
2006-02-22 - good morning beth b.
2006-02-22 - good morning beth b.
2006-02-20 - too busy for taxes
2006-02-16 - gocco play date
2006-02-15 - nice grant nice!
2006-02-15 - nice grant nice!
2006-02-14 - a valentine to the people i read the most
2006-02-12 - love simple? or blood simple
2006-02-09 - my friends kick your friends ass.
2006-02-08 - no fred. i will not play skee ball with you
2006-02-06 - dream an annoying dream
2006-02-04 - lame friday 5
2006-02-02 - on the same list as superchunk
2006-01-29 - not so lazy sunday
2006-01-27 - so busy i shouldn't be typing this
2006-01-25 - rodger daltrey: hells yes
2006-01-24 - avoidance is the best defense
2006-01-23 - gummy moustaches taste like gasoline
2006-01-20 - what do i have to show for 6 years?
2006-01-12 - mrs. mcstinker
2006-01-11 - being alone is all i know
2006-01-09 - bid adieu to FF
2006-01-08 - my cat
2006-01-06 - toof destruction
2006-01-04 - referenced in this entry: van halen, the soundtrack to ghostbusters, pina coladas, hello kitty, pete seeger, dangerdoom, jay-z, kenny rogers, and shellac
2006-01-02 - new years resolve to no resolutions
2005-12-31 - an omen of new years eve
2005-12-28 - andy samberg is crazy delicious
2005-12-27 - are you ready koons ford college park? I AM
2005-12-25 - merry christmas
2005-12-23 - kendall's coming back
2005-12-20 - dear new york city
2005-12-19 - i'm a moron who can't wrap presents.
2005-12-18 - bah humbug
2005-12-15 - best dream ever
2005-12-12 - asshole, party of one. your table is ready.
2005-12-10 - fresh air cure
2005-12-09 - bah
2005-12-08 - why won't i shut up?
2005-12-06 - fizzle
2005-12-05 - flippy-flops
2005-12-03 - the real winners are the moustaches
2005-12-02 - baking cupcakes at the spead of light
2005-12-01 - focus group follies
2005-11-30 - all turtles are go
2005-11-29 - i hate hormoes and small talk
2005-11-25 - i can't believe my gramma felt me up
2005-11-23 - bad omens, party of one
2005-11-21 - none for me, thanks
2005-11-21 - none for me, thanks
2005-11-17 - andrew bird makes me drool.
2005-11-15 - everything's better with gilmore...
2005-11-14 - almost but not quite.
2005-11-11 - my friend michelle k
2005-11-07 - bitchboots
2005-11-07 - bitchboots
2005-11-04 - no bad poetry here...
2005-11-03 - apples
2005-11-02 - my day
2005-11-01 - to-do > gumption
2005-10-31 - i throw a good party
2005-10-28 - pretentious 5
2005-10-27 - lunchtime
2005-10-25 - cahoots
2005-10-23 - homemade lobotomy
2005-10-22 - -i don't have a theme here
2005-10-21 - friday 5- the fall edition
2005-10-20 - bonnie and clyde
2005-10-18 - meet my pumpkins
2005-10-16 - who drinks hot chocolate at a rock show?
2005-10-14 - -
2005-10-12 - wham bam boom
2005-10-10 - \"fiendish\"
2005-10-07 - firday 5 about this thing
2005-10-06 - too much shakespeare
2005-10-05 - copy cat
2005-10-04 - the purpose of tuesday nights
2005-10-03 - -
2005-10-01 - crappy bastards
2005-09-30 - the shelflife of magazines in 7-11's across PG county
2005-09-29 - 3 short letters
2005-09-28 - counting chickens will only bite you in the ass.
2005-09-27 - ass-puckeringly expensive
2005-09-26 - weekend and sucky cars
2005-09-24 - what? bunnies?
2005-09-23 - thank q
2005-09-21 - i smell a business venture
2005-09-21 - what makes this girl laugh
2005-09-20 - bye bye matt h.
2005-09-20 - pirates and pekar
2005-09-18 - @1 buri@n stole (ryan's) coat
2005-09-15 - ok
2005-09-15 - a date and maybe a half in one week?
2005-09-13 - headache
2005-09-12 - can i keep it?
2005-09-11 - rebuttal from the dad
2005-09-09 - ichi ban
2005-09-08 - bush is a disaster
2005-09-07 - adopt a beth b.
2005-09-06 - no proust for you...or me.....
2005-09-03 - national fart day
2005-09-02 - eleemosynary
2005-09-01 - how do you help when you feel so helpless?
2005-08-31 - reasons i like my job
2005-08-30 - fun for me and you
2005-08-29 - an itch i can't scratch
2005-08-29 - -
2005-08-26 - A gas saving tip, from me to you
2005-08-25 - a short admission of defeat
2005-08-23 - 5 songs
2005-08-20 - actors are dumb
2005-08-16 - i *heart* kelly clarkson
2005-08-15 - DC v. Chi town
2005-08-15 - DC v. Chi town
2005-08-13 - dong sucking weather makes me cranky
2005-08-12 - rash diagnosis
2005-08-11 - markers markers markers
2005-08-09 - an entry weirdly about guy p.
2005-08-09 - snooze fest
2005-08-08 - kissy dreams= failure
2005-08-05 - nice friday! nice!!!
2005-08-03 - cheese and typing
2005-08-02 - the countdown begins
2005-08-01 - my contribution to the 101 revolution
2005-07-31 - look for my new bands- disaster babies and vegan potluck
2005-07-26 - the one where my granma confuses me with angelina jolie
2005-07-26 - my life is shitty
2005-07-25 - the cat is out of the bag.
2005-07-25 - the wedding invitees.
2005-07-22 - what today hath wrought
2005-07-22 - i hate weddings
2005-07-22 - i hate weddings
2005-07-17 - me, my paint and i
2005-07-15 - bye bye AV, hello bethb.net
2005-07-14 - karl rove- a letter to you
2005-07-13 - most responsible vacation ever
2005-07-11 - 5 things
2005-07-11 - painting break
2005-07-09 - ask the old man who works at the hardware store
2005-07-06 - week plans
2005-07-04 - hooray for the 5th of july
2005-07-02 - henry rollins
2005-06-29 - vila vila kula
2005-06-28 - don't let nike steal your shit too.
2005-06-27 - fuck being sick!
2005-06-25 - don't move to brooklyn
2005-06-23 - when he's good he's very very good, but when he has gum he's better
2005-06-19 - this is what happens when i have a whole pot of coffee while reading the sunday paper
2005-06-18 - i'm gay for cats
2005-06-17 - i sure do like coffee
2005-06-16 - rollercoaster fever
2005-06-14 - don't drink and diarylands
2005-06-14 - don't drink and diarylands
2005-06-12 - she's a very sweaty girl. the kind you don't take home to mother
2005-06-11 - sure signs of summer
2005-06-10 - the cut doesn't make the cut
2005-06-08 - sign up for your own adventure with me
2005-06-04 - bambi- inspired questions.
2005-06-01 - good things come to those who wait
2005-05-29 - i accept
2005-05-27 - bye bye berkley springs
2005-05-26 - yuengling- good for what ails you
2005-05-25 - i have so much to learn
2005-05-24 - more stuff i hate
2005-05-23 - great birthday. great hot snakes. hey fratboys, stay out of my rock
2005-05-20 - zillionaire
2005-05-17 - A is for ART
2005-05-16 - shit list- are you on it?
2005-05-14 - good friend, bad friend
2005-05-13 - ouch
2005-05-12 - birthdays equal new phones and british musicians
2005-05-11 - mfing bananainmytailpipe
2005-05-10 - tasty treats
2005-05-06 - ugly day = stay at home
2005-05-06 - like a hug from the inside.
2005-05-02 - garden weekend.
2005-04-27 - rewards for fire setters
2005-04-22 - next weekend please...
2005-04-21 - yeah and boo
2005-04-19 - i'm sorry i can't stop saying i'm sorry...
2005-04-17 - i'm too old to be falling off of chairs
2005-04-15 - fucka buncha tax junk
2005-04-14 - christine
2005-04-12 - future faux vespa owner- beth b.
2005-04-10 - taxes
2005-04-07 - a sun shines shortly in london
2005-04-06 - shorty
2005-04-06 - shorty
2005-04-02 - hey, lookit me....updating from paris....
2005-03-31 - au revoir
2005-03-30 - believing this much in horoscopes is naieve.
2005-03-29 - check off
2005-03-28 - they got nuthin' but the genes
2005-03-27 - to-do
2005-03-26 - dumb stuff you won't understand
2005-03-24 - time's a wasting!
2005-03-23 - how'd you find me?
2005-03-22 - two dumb surverys
2005-03-19 - maybe i'll catch fire
2005-03-17 - sicky stay the hell away from meeeeeee
2005-03-15 - stupid worries
2005-03-14 - a loaf of bread...
2005-03-13 - finding comfort in small coincidences
2005-03-12 - snowy tuesdays in d c
2005-03-11 - Cette valise de john est-il ?
2005-03-09 - GAY-WAD! (tm)
2005-03-08 - boring facts
2005-03-07 - J&J. B&?
2005-03-05 - whole lot to look at
2005-03-01 - resolution check in-feb.
2005-02-28 - from a girl who rarely brushes her hair
2005-02-27 - a weekend with nothing to show for it
2005-02-26 - baby's first banner
2005-02-25 - putters up.
2005-02-24 - new math
2005-02-23 - up with LOVE. a love letter to Unrest and mine friends
2005-02-15 - boring stuff. hating holidays
2005-02-14 - f it all in the ding dong
2005-02-11 - ooey gooey entry
2005-02-03 - down by law
2005-02-02 - rob brezney does it again.
2005-02-01 - resolution check in time...
2005-01-31 - the cities lips are sealed
2005-01-27 - welcome to bethb.net
2005-01-27 - bleck
2005-01-26 - it's curtains fer me heart.
2005-01-24 - Target en Francais
2005-01-23 - how 'bout them IGGLES!!!!!
2005-01-22 - i will miss it
2005-01-20 - vote for bush- end up in largo Md.
2005-01-19 - i'm going hooooooome bye bye
2005-01-19 - three things
2005-01-16 - my name is BETH you old fucking QUEEN
2005-01-14 - i love you
2005-01-11 - to drug or not to drug
2005-01-10 - three things to do this week
2005-01-09 - f.u.c.k.
2005-01-09 - two prong plan
2005-01-07 - nerdy weekend
2005-01-06 - voyer
2005-01-05 - knock it off brain.
2005-01-04 - an artists rendering of tinypants
2005-01-03 - you can call him t.p.
2005-01-01 - hooray for motiviation
2004-12-31 - my new years note
2004-12-29 - two letters
2004-12-29 - tin foil hats make the party
2004-12-26 - save me with dinner
2004-12-25 - chris ware made toys. i need a shower.
2004-12-25 - chris ware made toys. i need a shower.
2004-12-23 - i'm the world's suckiest daughter.
2004-12-21 - my resolutions
2004-12-19 - it's yum yum fun
2004-12-18 - more polly, less minor....
2004-12-17 - time to get crackin' lazy ass
2004-12-16 - a history of the van
2004-12-15 - good things good things.
2004-12-14 - oh kendall...
2004-12-13 - i proclaim.....
2004-12-12 - lucky painting...
2004-12-08 - -
2004-12-07 - cut your mullet
2004-12-02 - How many points for an OCD?
2004-11-29 - i run hot and cold
2004-11-23 - cinema verite
2004-11-19 - this is what i do in my spare time
2004-11-11 - i am not making this up
2004-11-08 - cath carrol
2004-11-05 - au revior R2 D2
2004-11-03 - trying to look on the brightside....
2004-11-03 - trying to look on the brightside....
2004-11-02 - VOTE KERRY!
2004-10-28 - BON JOUR!
2004-10-25 - rebecca westcott, you will be missed.
2004-10-22 - pumpkins
2004-10-14 - good, not good, a little of both
2004-10-12 - terrible horrible me
2004-10-08 - this entry dedicated to you, my friend.....
2004-10-07 - new toy
2004-10-06 - i got rejected....what else is new?
2004-10-05 - 3 pepper limit
2004-10-04 - chanels. chicago. cookies. cleaning. crafts.
2004-09-30 - my head hurts, can i go home?
2004-09-27 - my national past time
2004-09-26 - committed decor
2004-09-24 - craft FASTER
2004-09-20 - it's hard work being happy
2004-09-19 - i'm actually passing on the pixies
2004-09-12 - free email for YOU
2004-09-10 - random dreams of note
2004-09-09 - new gigs
2004-09-06 - yoooooooo hooooooOOOOOOO oh, zellllllllllllll
2004-09-02 - spit balls? really, zell? spit balls?
2004-09-02 - spit balls? really, zell? spit balls?
2004-09-02 - spit balls? really, zell? spit balls?
2004-09-01 - ching chong, ping pong
2004-08-30 - stop it
2004-08-28 - i'm tired
2004-08-28 - i'm tired
2004-08-22 - take this you tramp (oline)
2004-08-20 - i left my heart...oh wait, i don't have one...
2004-08-17 - R. Nelly
2004-08-12 - -
2004-08-11 - and i'm one of them.
2004-08-11 - i'm itchy.
2004-08-09 - christ yes, i am still beating that horse.
2004-08-05 - selective surgery
2004-07-30 - you'd think
2004-07-28 - panda version 2.0
2004-07-24 - his name is teddy, but you can call him ted
2004-07-22 - dumb kitties
2004-07-20 - an entry for 4 people
2004-07-20 - worst.entry.ever.
2004-07-18 - get up on this
2004-07-13 - all filler, no editing
2004-07-11 - when in doubt, over estimate the enemy
2004-07-10 - what the fuck does that mean?
2004-07-08 - F9/11
2004-06-30 - my very first entry from home
2004-06-27 - my new loot
2004-06-24 - this is some pain
2004-06-21 - weekend plans shot to hell
2004-06-18 - yay it's summer
2004-06-16 - d.c . has a.m.
2004-06-14 - worst.movie.ever
2004-06-11 - my bruddah
2004-06-09 - 12 years old.
2004-06-08 - oh vacation, where fore art thou?
2004-06-07 - send your hate mail to...
2004-06-06 - thou shalt not covet....not even a little bit?
2004-05-31 - have i told you about my thermos?
2004-05-30 - same ol' song
2004-05-24 - mr., and mrs martin freeman
2004-05-19 - hey, feel free to not call me back....
2004-05-15 - AC here we come
2004-05-14 - leave my panda alone.
2004-05-12 - reason #467 that i'm completely unloveable
2004-05-07 - the one where i launch my plot to get with owen wilson
2004-05-06 - good bye american idol
2004-05-05 - first signs of panda
2004-05-05 - another pathetic plea for help
2004-05-03 - short and lame
2004-04-30 - look ma! i'mma gonna be on the news.
2004-04-29 - help.
2004-04-28 - wind me up and watch me go
2004-04-23 - i need a big helping of time
2004-04-16 - all this could be mine for $49
2004-04-15 - dear websters, have i got a definition for you...
2004-04-14 - sneezing in real time
2004-04-12 - free the freak hood! my challenge to you!
2004-04-09 - recipe for craziness
2004-04-08 - i love you galaxy hut....
2004-04-07 - ain't that a punch in the face
2004-04-06 - yeah! panda!
2004-04-06 - day one with panda
2004-04-02 - dear collision works- i hate your motherfuckign ass
2004-03-31 - hey! look ma! i'm a grammar god!
2004-03-30 - damn, baby. you got a lot of dragons
2004-03-26 - black eyed bye bye
2004-03-22 - i'm...
2004-03-19 - -
2004-03-18 - panda possible
2004-03-13 - serging the flares away
2004-03-08 - b.o.r.i.n.g.
2004-03-05 - over it? and how
2004-03-03 - watch out for those clackers
2004-03-02 - miss colleen makes an appearance...kinda
2004-03-01 - dicking around....for miss beck
2004-02-26 - the return of the huff
2004-02-23 - Dear Ralph Nader...
2004-02-18 - bite me
2004-02-12 - i need a bag
2004-02-06 - a whole thing about me rambling about a sweater
2004-02-05 - my american idol recap
2004-02-04 - make something good come out of it
2004-02-03 - lookout world, i'm coming unglued..
2004-02-02 - make me your queen
2004-01-27 - hey! i know that song!
2004-01-26 - move where no one knows me.
2004-01-21 - start your day with a hey!
2004-01-20 - a good dosage of mean
2004-01-14 - is this a lot to ask?
2004-01-10 - fanboy count magically doubles!
2004-01-09 - here's hoping...
2004-01-08 - uptight pods
2004-01-05 - this is the life
2003-12-29 - cold germs! leave me alone!!!
2003-12-19 - how far away are you
2003-12-18 - dirty penny
2003-12-17 - mo rocca, i know you're stalking me.
2003-12-16 - my emperial back scratcher
2003-12-13 - this has been a good weekend
2003-12-08 - would you care for some soup?
2003-12-05 - you, sir, put the P in Pussy.
2003-11-24 - i hope my new bed's worth it, because i'm pretty sure i have a hernia now...
2003-11-12 - mr. clean brings the magic
2003-11-10 - free creepie crawlies
2003-11-07 - gayest police siren ever
2003-11-05 - everybody wins
2003-11-01 - great...maybe?
2003-10-23 - be willing to make sacrifices
2003-10-15 - gay dolls? gay dolls!
2003-10-13 - fucked more than i've ever been fucked before.
2003-10-10 - stiff little neck
2003-10-08 - i'm not going to polish my halo to make it shine brighter for you
2003-10-07 - manic? yes, please. thank you.
2003-10-06 - nothing special
2003-09-30 - sun naps
2003-09-29 - attach nothing
2003-09-25 - yeah, i said it. f you.
2003-09-22 - american splendor
2003-09-19 - a rather good day
2003-09-19 - one little indian
2003-09-18 - my epiphany
2003-09-17 - libby on the web
2003-09-15 - he knows...
2003-09-10 - close to done
2003-09-05 - stop checking your mail!!!
2003-09-04 - help me win one for the team
2003-08-29 - dimes and visionaries
2003-08-26 - food toss= love
2003-08-23 - this breaking heart shit is some pain
2003-08-13 - baby's first indoors rock show
2003-08-12 - where is my pact-half????
2003-08-05 - free helmet
2003-07-31 - something's gotta change
2003-07-23 - kendall the great
2003-07-20 - it's weird. i'm mean. and i'm sad, back the f off.
2003-07-20 - hoping on a horroscope
2003-07-13 - left brain, meet right brain, now dance...
2003-07-09 - if only i were hot
2003-07-08 - momma nature
2003-07-04 - cute and not cute- a definative list
2003-07-02 - maybe it was just a firefly
2003-06-27 - mcgroddle
2003-06-25 - my new car
2003-06-21 - dino porn for you
2003-06-02 - maybe they're on to me
2003-05-30 - fingers
2003-05-29 - i was a percussionist for the dismemberment plan
2003-05-26 - find me a new job
2003-05-22 - pathetic? check
2003-05-22 - the day after
2003-05-20 - take THAT verizon!!!
2003-05-16 - using pandas for fun and profit
2003-05-15 - a timely horoscope indeed
2003-05-09 - so i say i'm sorry again...and again and again and again....
2003-05-07 - italics!
2003-04-26 - yeah, i'm just a little bit pissed off
2003-04-20 - use slant 6 as your soundtrack, it's a sure fire win.
2003-04-14 - my last two weeks in a nut shell.
2003-03-30 - i was in beauty pill...for one song at least
2003-03-28 - all about my grampa
2003-03-27 - logistical nightmare
2003-03-25 - nothing really.
2003-03-20 - rftc
2003-03-19 - i'm grampa-less
2003-03-16 - my adventures with A. pt. 1
2003-03-16 - -
2003-03-14 - yep
2003-03-09 - bad directions are no fun
2003-03-06 - unpleasant cats
2003-03-05 - double the hottness
2003-03-04 - nerds
2003-03-03 - i'm having another crisis
2003-03-01 - last night
2003-02-26 - hot.t. chick/x/s
2003-02-25 - all kinds of ailments
2003-02-24 - purple pant suit phenom
2003-02-21 - GET INSIDE JERKFACE
2003-02-20 - dear mt. ranier maryland, i hate you.
2003-02-14 - my memo to the boys
2003-02-14 - super blah
2003-02-11 - side 2
2003-02-07 - we have side one
2003-02-06 - a very successful evening, if i do say so myself
2003-02-05 - i have new pants
2003-02-05 - say it with soy
2003-02-01 - my state of the union
2003-01-31 - something good just fell into my lap.
2003-01-30 - mix tape pt. 1
2003-01-29 - burning hippies
2003-01-28 - i took an iq test
2003-01-26 - nitrate hymnal
2003-01-24 - plenty of peppers
2003-01-18 - next saturday is a beautiful thing
2003-01-11 - new crush boy for 2003
2003-01-06 - sucky day. hair cut desperately needed
2002-12-31 - happy new year
2002-12-20 - -
2002-12-14 - future screen writers, take note...
2002-12-10 - go away
2002-12-06 - wanted: an assistant with smooching benefits
2002-12-02 - quickie
2002-11-20 - WARNING! this entry contains poo!
2002-11-18 - no, i don't think we've ever met...
2002-11-15 - im tired from just reading this...
2002-11-13 - a slightly cute more japanese version of myself
2002-11-11 - an embarrassment for my cat
2002-11-09 - learning by myself
2002-11-08 - i fixed it!
2002-11-03 - i win!
2002-10-31 - art attack
2002-10-21 - an open letter to mr. steve albini
2002-10-16 - SHELLAC! SHELLAC! finally...SHELLAC!!!
2002-10-16 - -
2002-10-14 - don't steal from me, okay? i don't have a lot to begin with
2002-10-07 - when's my time?
2002-10-02 - good grief, i am still tired
2002-09-21 - new pornographers and apples
2002-09-19 - cravings
2002-09-18 - my brother scott
2002-09-11 - what i remember the most...
2002-09-07 - i don't remember
2002-09-03 - oh, my achin' toof
2002-08-26 - so many questions and a sickening feeling
2002-08-17 - i don't have the mystery
2002-08-16 - no more dead people, please
2002-08-15 - holy god....
2002-08-06 - naked-y nude-y
2002-08-02 - this is d.c.
2002-08-02 - this is d.c.
2002-07-31 - i won ice cream
2002-07-30 - i'm cross dressing today
2002-07-25 - radio 4
2002-07-22 - crazy hazey
2002-07-18 - there's pie!
2002-07-16 - next BIG band
2002-07-11 - quiet time
2002-07-10 - no coloring books????
2002-07-09 - see? i told you so....
2002-07-06 - andrew w.k. = GRODIE!
2002-07-04 - my real reson for not doing anything..
2002-07-01 - the evil genius of teachers
2002-06-27 - my day in one long run on sentance
2002-06-24 - rock and roll shrinky dinks
2002-06-21 - bye bye bye
2002-06-21 - all's well that rock's well
2002-06-20 - and they will know me by my trail of socks
2002-06-19 - inbox contradictory spam
2002-06-18 - poosauges
2002-06-17 - nerves a flutter
2002-06-14 - my grandparents
2002-06-14 - oh, SQ....shove it, why don't you?
2002-06-12 - new project with dad
2002-06-10 - i can't stop smiling
2002-06-06 - i don't know, i think i'm losing it
2002-06-05 - jinx the cat
2002-06-03 - lite brite injury
2002-05-30 - lite brite
2002-05-22 - i have a nephew!
2002-05-20 - new front brakes! i can stop with pride!
2002-05-17 - getting a jump on things
2002-05-15 - pep talks and rainbows
2002-05-12 - welcome to my apartment- the kitsch factor
2002-05-08 - holy crap, i'm getting old
2002-05-07 - more stuff i'm not proud of
2002-05-06 - you'd do it too
2002-05-02 - i don't know the spanish word for rain
2002-05-01 - show me the cure
2002-04-30 - better leave this party now
2002-04-26 - fisher price's my first rock show
2002-04-25 - fuff of another kind
2002-04-23 - i *heart* the von bondies
2002-04-19 - erin- it was blah....
2002-04-16 - please be nice to my neighborhood while you're protesting, mmmmkay?
2002-04-13 - phooey
2002-04-11 - chris meloni made up for other men's short commings
2002-04-09 - free laundry
2002-04-08 - sooyoung second chance
2002-04-06 - it's d.i.y, man
2002-04-05 - shut it
2002-05-03 - i watched the birds make out
2002-05-02 - i'm bore-ring
2002-03-29 - listy-list and 2 yucky things
2002-03-28 - what kind of restaurant are you running that you don't even know how time works???
2002-03-27 - school's out
2002-03-27 - sick and stuck at square one
2002-03-26 - random stuff
2002-03-23 - oh lordy, i'm mean
2002-03-21 - whoops
2002-03-19 - who knows...
2002-03-15 - it's already friday and soon it will be friday night
2002-03-14 - hottest PO box number in the world...
2002-03-11 - all the kids, they want grape juice plus
2002-03-08 - i'm still sleepy.
2002-03-07 - bored....paint dry faster
2002-03-07 - a historic moment in my computer illiteracy
2002-03-06 - my reply
2002-03-05 - close, but probably not
2002-03-05 - day two- wish i could control my dreams
2002-03-04 - day 2 of my experiment
2002-02-28 - woulda coulda shoulda stayed in bed
2002-02-26 - i've gotta see some masons about their temple...
2002-02-21 - roadrunner road runner
2002-02-20 - look ma! no cavities!
2002-02-19 - *i...
2002-02-16 - Ba-lue Bolivar Ba-lues-are
2002-02-15 - stop following me
2002-02-15 - ehhh, it was ok
2002-02-13 - too drunk to type
2002-02-11 - i'mbuh dumbuh
2.11.02 - wuss!!!!
2002-02-07 - nerds and knitting
2002-02-05 - and that's nice
2002-02-04 - why????
2002-02-04 - random
2002-02-01 - american dime museum
2002-01-30 - sit on it
2002-01-28 - more about my tongue than you ever wanted to know
- sick but not too
2002-01-23 - dr. doughnut
2002-01-22 - memo to hollywood
2002-01-18 - in the country
2002-01-17 - note to self...
2002-01-09 - perhaps the nastiest thing i've ever said
2002-01-05 - how cold is it?
2002-01-04 - my life as a dog
2002-01-02 - new years eve- 2002
2001-12-31 - my new years wish to you
2001-12-31 - annoying-LY redux
december.28.2001 - whoops
2001-12-28 - plan plan
2001-12-28 - things that make me go YAY
2001-12-27 - good to be back
2001-12-22 - aching back = weird dreams
2001-12-18 - apartment for rent
- fuck that shit
2001-12-14 - curiousity got the better of me
2001-12-12 - it's always the funny ones
2001-12-11 - rapture- dewey redman
2001-12-10 - flattering weirdness
2001-12-07 - yeah, ok...it's nirvana
2001-12-06 - Listen- lee morgan
2001-12-05 - hash pipe
2001-12-04 - more crap about me
2001-12-03 - our quilt
2001-12-01 - sk-8
2001-11-28 - fool-proof comedy tip
2001-11-26 - decoding another person's message
2001-11-26 - i still hate hippies
2001-11-25 - tree
2001-11-23 - i heart wild turkeys
2001-11-21 - my eveing of rock and roll and milkshakes
- a weekend of new favorites
2001-11-16 - so many shows
2001-11-14 - my wife won't get out of the stove
2001-11-12 - spend tuesday with the beth b.
2001-11-09 - happy 400!
2001-11-05 - beth b tries the yoga and likes it...
2001-11-03 - i'm boring, but you should love me anyway
- 2 confrontations
2001-10-31 - happy hallow- oh whatever
2001-10-27 - hammie loves ophie
2001-10-24 - beth b the jehu
2001-10-22 - nice dream, bad headache
2001-10-19 - again with the halloween dilemas
2001-10-18 - grumpy
2001-10-17 - what do you make of this?
2001-10-17 - to be Mike Watt (didn't we have a nice time)
2001-10-15 - WANG
2001-10-12 - i'm proabbly gonna hear about this one...
2001-10-10 - sleeves are rolled
2001-10-10 - different kind of portolio
- that's going to cost you a shit load of karma
2001-10-05 - blame re-placement
- card catalog
2001-10-03 - rockville
2001-09-28 - wonder when...
2001-09-28 - it tastes better that way.
2001-09-27 - confession
2001-09-25 - it's up to you....kinda
2001-09-24 - getting better all the time
2001-10-21 - -
2001-09-19 - look ma! a photo!
2001-09-17 - back to normal 101
2001-09-15 - a trend i'd like to see continue
2001-09-14 - i am proud, i just ain't singin' about it....
2001-09-12 - present and accounted for
2001-09-11 - september 11, 2001
2001-09-10 - built by beth b.
2001-09-07 - not a clue
2001-09-06 - JUNO!
2001-09-05 - either, iehter, i have neither, neither
2001-09-03 - new hats can make a big difference
2001-09-02 - warm blanket
2001-09-01 - to hell and a soccer ball
2001-08-31 - tally
2001-08-31 - go fuck yourself
2001-08-30 - beth b. catskills comedian
2001-08-30 - pictures of lily
2001-08-29 - my poem
2001-08-29 - still?
2001-08-29 - i've always been good at entertaining myself
2001-08-29 - i gotta get outta this place
2001-08-27 - nasty101
2001-08-27 - julie's on the drug squad
2001-08-25 - oh jesus, no....
2001-08-24 - old neiiiiigh-vy
2001-08-24 - where the life and love lines meet
2001-08-23 - short guy syndrome
2001-08-23 - it just fits
2001-08-22 - the claws are coming out...
2001-08-20 - fuck
2001-08-20 - here's to crossing fingers
2001-08-17 - hooray for VCR's
2001-08-17 - nancy mackeon V. j. robbins
2001-08-16 - dear....
2001-08-15 - v.i.s. (very important stick)
2001-08-14 - by the way, your magazine sucks...
2001-08-13 - marriage and suicide, all in one...
2001-08-13 - no rain, please no rain, pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease
2001-08-10 - does crime go down when it gets too hot?
2001-08-09 - gosh, he's pretty....
2001-08-08 - lee majors
2001-08-07 - go ahead, guess
2001-08-06 - bye
2001-08-05 - and you know how sweet my tooth is
2001-08-04 - car stuff volume 7
2001-08-03 - out of the races and on to the tracks
2001-08-01 - mullet haikus
2001-08-01 - wheeeeeeeeeee
2001-08-01 - updates
2001-07-31 - conjunctivitis jones
2001-07-31 - melon markers
2001-07-31 - sin desires marie
2001-07-30 - we're 'in the know'
2001-07-30 - turn tables may wobble but they don't fall down
2001-07-30 - leave me alone
2001-07-28 - two orders of longer fingers please...
2001-07-27 - my hero johanna
2001-07-26 - michael flea-tley
2001-07-26 - planet of apes hater: table for one
2001-07-25 - it will, right?
2001-07-25 - analyze this
2001-07-24 - barcelona
2001-07-23 - you may call her leather tuscadero
2001-07-20 - world's worst salesman
2001-07-19 - MAKE ME!
2001-07-18 - hell, my name is...
2001-07-18 - insert your own tambourine joke here.
2001-07-17 - keep your fingers crossed
2001-07-16 - over thrown for the new regime
2001-07-12 - not a spinster
2001-07-12 - the royal we
2001-07-11 - who's ready?
2001-07-11 - dear mr. keane
2001-07-10 - boycott the salvation army. for real.
2001-07-09 - punk'n it up in 1997
2001-07-08 - happy/sad
2001-07-06 - semi-kansas city update
2001-07-02 - do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
2001-07-01 - don't bedazzel yourself, or i'll make fun of you
2001-06-29 - shakespeare 201
2001-06-29 - sucker
2001-06-28 - good stuff / bad stuff
2001-06-27 - beth b. seller of useless crap
2001-06-27 - oatmeal elitist
2001-06-26 - nightmare
2001-06-26 - Candy apple news update
2001-06-25 - kansas city here i come...
2001-06-22 - on the hunt for a bargain
2001-06-20 - more sappy stuff about my house
2001-06-14 - rock 'n' frock
2001-06-13 - have i mentioned the heat, bitch claw?
2001-06-12 - if you want people to leave you alone, wear christmas tree garland
2001-06-11 - i hear you knockin', but i'm not letting you in...
2001-06-10 - the dutchess of creepy
2001-06-08 - summer!
2001-06-07 - the new best thing about being an adult
2001-06-05 - if you're a hippie, don't read this, cause i don't like you either
2001-06-02 - i'm just tellin' it like it is.
2001-06-01 - fuck it all to hell
2001-05-31 - bitch claw
2001-05-30 - ghostly prelude
2001-05-28 - annonymous inscription
2001-05-25 - without the body there is no crime
2001-05-23 - chin protection
2001-05-18 - nasty nasty man
2001-05-17 - mood swings
2001-05-17 - my aim is true
2001-05-16 - Rebuilding together
2001-05-15 - No boys and my co-worker has no idea what month it is)
2001-05-14 - i'm so up all i can do is look down
2001-05-13 - islands in the stream, that is what we are
2001-05-10 - putting the pen to the letter
2001-05-10 - second verse, same as the first
may 9, 2001 - nickel nickel millionaire
2001-05-03 - here are some words, will you take them away
2001-05-02 - rubberbands sting like a son of a bitch
2001-05-01 - i need company, wanna go?
2001-05-01 - more than you ever wanted to know about me
2001-04-30 - for the love of god, someone just turn them off
2001-04-27 - anna, fugazi, a lunchbox and no coffee
- why not, it's spring
2001-04-24 - again with the damn car
2001-04-20 - long live king pamprin
2001-04-17 - we write their initials all over our note books
2001-04-15 - weekends are for thrifting
2001-04-11 - terrible horrible no good very bad day
2001-04-07 - the exact price of my piece of mind
2001-04-07 - Listen along with beth b.
2001-04-06 - leave my liberty bell alone!
2001-04-04 - butt plug
2001-03-30 - another person seeking advice!
2001-03-29 - q and a with beth b.
2001-03-28 - a list and some free advice
2001-03-27 - give the finger pt. 2
2001-03-23 - your mission and mine
2001-03-15 - et tu brutus???
2001-03-12 - make out couch
2001-03-10 - my house...is a very very very fine house
2001-03-06 - you tell 'em pieface
2001-03-03 - hey baby, what's your sign?
2001-03-02 - i.hate.cars
2001-02-25 - pickles, what?
2001-02-22 - i have sledding in my blood and it smells like snow
2001-02-21 - i like bangs
2001-02-18 - 2 degrees
2001-02-17 - shock? yawn.....
2001-02-13 - i love robert stack
2001-02-11 - the kinda long but funny one about being spied on, and attenending the *bestest* party ever. no lie.
2001-02-10 - denouncing the diva
2001-02-08 - a cat mugging
2001-02-07 - pain
2001-02-05 - there's a hole in my bucket, dear liza dear liza
2001-02-04 - stick it to bush
2001-01-31 - dillholes and shoes, shoes and dillholes
2001-01-30 - sadV.happy
2001-01-30 - it's all happening at the zoo
2001-01-28 - sometimes i...
2001-01-27 - what to do, what to do...
2001-01-25 - where's my keys?
2001-01-21 - boys- who need's 'em....evidently, me.
2001-01-20 - a full report, plus i divulge my feelings for gabe kaplan
2001-01-19 - nads and nards
2001-01-17 - i've been robbed.
2001-01-16 - turn.it.up
2001-01-15 - what ever happened to the class of '65
2001-01-13 - stop the ashcroft, i wanna get off
2001-01-12 - important pink sneakers
2001-01-10 - teen people
2001-01-07 - eagles
2001-01-06 - my mind is like....a plastic bag
2001-01-05 - plans aborted
2001-01-02 - episode #473
2000-12-31 - fond memories of 'my friend bob'
2000-12-29 - legend in your own mind
2000-12-26 - karma? what karma?
2000-12-23 - lame junk that'll prolly be deleted soon...
2000-12-21 - what are you doing new year's eve
2000-12-20 - knamean?
2000-12-16 - hot snakes hot snakes hot snakes hot snakes...everybody's doin' it.
2000-12-14 - who's got the snow?
2000-12-12 - of all the charlie brown's in this world, i'm the charlie brown-iest
2000-12-08 - an intriguing proposition....for YOU!
2000-12-06 - Hello Kitty Alliance
2000-12-03 - sunday
2000-12-01 - this entry has been brought to you by the letter r
2000-11-30 - fake fake cough
2000-11-29 - POOS POOS POOS! i'm 9. POOS! POOS! POOS!
2000-11-27 - too slint for somfort
2000-11-27 - a clean slate
2000-11-25 - too long and too cold
2000-11-22 - jonathan boggs
2000-11-18 - 9 reasons to put on shoes and go out the door
2000-11-16 - hot phone boys
2000-11-15 - todd and oreos
2000-11-13 - archie had a mullet! archie had a mullet!
2000-11-11 - i dunno, stuff about whatever
2000-11-07 - vote vote vote vote vote vote vote
2000-11-04 - boys
2000-11-01 - so read someting already....sheesh!
2000-10-28 - i'm a paintin' motherfucker
2000-10-27 - costume revealed!
2000-10-27 - business with brendan
2000-10-25 - help
2000-10-25 - and the verdict is in
2000-10-24 - pick one of three
2000-10-21 - mad-props from a prop gal
2000-10-19 - sell me on a band i can't buy into
2000-10-18 - nominated
2000-10-18 - out to save the world.
2000-10-17 - mike watt- you're my hero
2000-10-16 - don't believe the hype...
2000-10-15 - feelin' kinda froggy
2000-10-13 - my silence is shortened
2000-10-11 - warbled ramblings of am achin' girl
2000-10-10 - to tattoo, or not to tattoo, that is the question.
2000-10-08 - i was an actress darrrrrling, and evidently, i was brilliant; unbeknownst to me
2000-10-06 - this entry is 100% un-funny
2000-10-04 - i dradle you- dear reader
2000-10-01 - confessions of a stuff girl
2000-09-30 - official favorite slogans
2000-09-27 - all hands on the beth b. (but not really please...)
2000-09-24 - almost....huh?
2000-09-23 - built beth b. tuff
2000-09-20 - New Tires? OLE!
2000-09-18 - a confessional
2000-09-17 - strange coincidence or don't you give a shit either?
2000-09-16 - amazing clouds and friends
2000-09-14 - the one where i make fun of richard dean anderson and ricky martin's coifs in the same breath.
2000-09-10 - and they say the art of conversation is dead...
2000-09-09 - keep yo bid'ness outta my way
2000-09-08 - dreams do come true...
2000-09-06 - not hungover in the zoo...nope
2000-09-05 - sugar SMACK (plus a tiny contest inwhich you don't really win anything, except my love and adoration)
2000-09-04 - weekend tallies
2000-09-03 - satellites and astronauts
2000-09-02 - playing in traffic, pear cider, and GRANDPA PANTS in the sight lines
2000-09-01 - it's the mundane things in life....
2000-08-31 - a sparkely treat
2000-08-31 - life preserver
2000-08-29 - state of my life
2000-08-29 - Mystery of the missing dipstick
2000-08-27 - Cocktails and Boardgames- fun for lo-tech high-brows
2000-08-27 - i'm a good girl, i am
2000-08-25 - dino porn for the masses
2000-08-24 - Cultural Frosting
2000-08-23 - brothers in numbers
2000-08-22 - pardon my language, but WHAT the FUCK?!?!?!?!?
2000-08-21 - bad idea, worse idea
2000-08-19 - You could be an everyday superhero- Ask me how
2000-08-17 - 2 years worth of Washington
2000-08-15 - what i've learned in the past few days by beth b.
2000-08-13 - please do not feed the compu-tard
2000-08-13 - i laugh at others to make myself feel better
2000-08-12 - car tips from chesty la rue
2000-08-11 - baby
2000-08-09 - aluminum foibles
2000-08-08 - fugazi and you, perfect together
2000-08-06 - shakespeare 101
2000-08-05 - the queen of mean
2000-08-05 - the shorter side of average
2000-08-04 - yes, but...
2000-08-04 - beauty is as beauty does...um....maybe not
2000-08-02 - fruit salad for one?
2000-08-01 - at 4:33 am
2000-07-31 - perkolating
2000-07-30 - shakin' that ass with grandpa pants
2000-07-29 - give me kisses that taste like disaster...or something like that.
2000-07-28 - Teenage american Rock and Roll Dance Party
2000-07-27 - gimmie indie rock
2000-07-27 - she flies like the crow flies
2000-07-26 - pour me some coffee....now, please
2000-07-25 - loud is as loud does
2000-07-23 - too chaotic to recap here
2000-07-22 - 6 minutes of horn
2000-07-22 - screw the J. F. thompson cab company
2000-07-21 - two minutes from evil...oh, and some battling monkeys and such.
2000-07-21 - come and knock on our door...but not really
2000-07-20 - a short list of facts about me.
2000-07-19 - michelle k is comin' to town
2000-07-17 - Who wants a kick in the pants
2000-07-15 - fingers are crossed
2000-07-13 - *tee hee*
2000-07-12 - Tina and Aaron + baby make three!
2000-07-11 - i don't like bukowski
2000-07-10 - don't tell me i'm breaking the mould, when i'm just doing what comes naturally
2000-07-09 - guest-book giggles
2000-07-09 - I pledge my allegiance to my Hello Kitty Macaroni
2000-07-08 - Beth b. secret #436- addiction non-fiction
2000-07-07 - it's all in the accessories
2000-07-05 - who wears the clown pants?
2000-07-03 - calling all john boy-a-philes
2000-07-02 - love honor and respect for all
2000-07-01 - you never bring me birdies
2000-06-29 - a-b-c-d-e-f-g-h-i-gotta friend in Kalamazoo-zoo-zoo-zoo-zoo
2000-06-28 - magically jim v.
2000-06-27 - hang on to your hXc
2000-06-26 - i'm a chump
2000-06-25 - sleep like a rock star
2000-06-24 - random thoughts and a metranome
2000-06-23 - a phenomenal kinda evening
2000-06-21 - Mr. Mercer, i love you...
2000-06-20 - I *heart* barbie.....what are you gonna do about it?
2000-06-19 - bananas and drunken kitties
2000-06-18 - Trees surpass all memories
2000-06-16 - a car that smells vaguely of pickles
2000-06-15 - Red Robot Eyes
2000-06-14 - hopped up on tootsie rolls
2000-06-14 - Snack cake- mother fucker!
2000-06-13 - you're no rock'n'roll fun...BUT I AM!
2000-06-11 - The Book Leavers
2000-06-10 - Vote for a Doggie
2000-06-09 - Accidental nudity is nowhere to be found...
2000-06-09 - there's no 'e' in 'go'
2000-06-08 - a present for my boss
2000-06-07 - Smooch Cat Crushes
2000-06-07 - girl with toothpaste V. kitty V. hungry mocking bird V. pre-coital Fireflies
2000-06-06 - I win for best socks
2000-06-06 - fucked up business
2000-06-05 - i *heart* bugs
2000-06-05 - Gets me every dang time...
2000-06-04 - I am a full-fledged, card carrying member of the Church of the Rawk
2000-06-03 - The Washington Post thinks i'm fascinating....SO THERE
2000-06-03 - no bath for betty
2000-06-02 - First dewberry, then limelight
2000-06-01 - My Three Stalkers
2000-05-30 - Maybe it's because i am *reallllllly* bad at small talk
2000-05-29 - Some paths re-cross, some don't
2000-05-28 - Silly Rabbit, cats can't drive
2000-05-27 - The HOT DAD syndrome and my fail-proof pick up line
2000-05-25 - I took the damn jeopardy test, and all i got was this crappy pen
2000-05-25 - my crush boy asks someone about me....and Strange Interlude goes into previews
2000-05-23 - Qucikk! Get me a Johnson Brothers ewer and STAT!
2000-05-22 - I'll take michelle krammer for a million-bagillion dollars Alex!
2000-05-21 - happy birthday to me
2000-05-18 - invasion of the pod fuff
2000-05-17 - my voice is a cacophony
2000-05-15 - I hope matt can swim
2000-05-14 - i give into dangling participles
late saturday afternoon, May 13 - please don't read this entry. it's crap
2000-05-12 - candy apple news company
2000-05-09 - a moment of silence
2000-05-07 - semantic satiation, catharsis, and dave eggers
2000-05-06 - sticky cherry coke goodness
2000-05-05 - *harumpf*
2000-05-04 - Our Returning Champion's most embarrassing moment...
2000-05-03 - why ryan nelson can kick so much ass
2000-05-01 - dali-au-go-go
2000-04-28 - being beth b.
2000-04-26 - you'd better stay in my good graces
2000-04-25 - superchunksuperchunksuperchunkSUPERCHUNKsuperchunksuperchunksuperchunk...and did i mention superchunk?
2000-04-23 - World's Worst Cat Owner
2000-04-21 - Not funny- ha ha
2000-04-21 - don't touch me-i'm fridgid *brrrrr*
2000-04-19 - when you're a geek you're a geek all the way
2000-04-17 - i'm in love with david wilson's nose
2000-04-15 - drinks and dancing with anthony hopkins
2000-04-12 - it's amazing how quick my brain works when it's hell-bent on self destruction
2000-04-09 - fightin' the good fight
2000-04-07 - hot union snake themes
2000-04-04 - i dream of dan clowes
2000-04-01 - toast is my fave-O-rite foodie
2000-03-30 - crush boys crush boys rolly-polly crush boys, crush boys crush boys eat them up, yum!
2000-03-29 - you're not the boss of me
2000-03-27 - what not to wear when teching a show, or the affairs of count snatchula
2000-03-21 - We should wear masks like mexican wrestlers...or....why i am so friendless
2000-03-17 - boys wearing lipstick
2000-03-14 - crappy ex machina
2000-03-12 - grand theft auto and why SEPTA sux
2000-03-08 - my brother scott
2000-03-05 - my greatest fear
2000-02-21 - what are we all doing?
2000-02-20 - The 'Dano' arrives!
2000-02-05 - music girl

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