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MJ's wang

yesterday my friends Shawn & Tom were married after being together for 21 years. Because, for all of its backwards fucked-up-ness, DC has recognized that discriminating against people for whom they love is stupid.
(Who?) (I can never remember that rule)
I did the centerpieces and butonieres and they looked awesome. I was sat with other people that helped make the wedding happen (the DJ & his wife whom i'm good friends with) the music director and then a few of tom's friends. One of which was an audio engineer who had great stories, such as taking a leak (and a subsequent peek) next to Mick Jagger. Of course the entire table wanted to know and he politely declined to expound, and the table grumbled & I held up a fork and a small tube packet of sugar and said "pick one". The table laughed and the guy opted for a third choice which surprised the whole table.

It just goes to show, every experience has a pay-off. I come for a gay wedding, I leave with the low-down on Mick Jagger's wang.

11:10 a.m. - 2011-01-02

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