bethb's Diaryland Diary

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when he's good he's very very good, but when he has gum he's better

distubing things:
apparently a lot of people find this diary googling "dino porn".
i don't get it.
i mean, i get it. it's funny. it was funny when Mary Kate* and I were in target and found them. it's funny when i still stumble across the bag of fornicating dinosaurs at work, but "dino porn"? what are you intending to find dear sirs and madams?
i received an email from the douche who gyped me out of 300 for beauty and the beast. apparently i "came across his mind" this morning and he thought he'd send me a friendly email.
i can only hope i was giving him the finger when i popped up there.
le mari asked if i wanted him to take a picture of me giving the finger so i could email it to the douche.
le mari also helped me schlep the church to the art center for the mini-golf thing and he's carving 4 cars for the gas station. man, he's good.
and when he magically pulls teaberry gum out of his pocket (YES! alicia! TEAfuckingBERRY)he's the best.

*not his real name

9:13 p.m. - 2005-06-23

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