bethb's Diaryland Diary

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believing this much in horoscopes is naieve.

i should be packing and i kinda am.....but i'm also padding the ipod with drive like jehu and slint and andrew bird and this american life.
you know, relaxing shit.
i'm chewing down the smooth disolve tums and i'm pretty sure (um....crassness coming up) i've eaten enough to poop marble.
i can't believe i'm so nervous. a little fear is healthy. a little fear will keep you on your toes.
too much will make you pee your pants and rip your stomach to shreds and induce panic attacks.
this is from www.freewillastrology.com
To quote Malcolm X, you've been hoodwinked. You've been had. You've been lead astray. You've been bamboozled. Wake up and smell the deceit before it's too late, Gemini. APRIL FOOL! What I just said is a complete lie. Here's your real horoscope: You're actually very well-armed against illusion and delusion. At no other time in your life have you been less likely to get fooled or ripped off or manipulated. You have a sixth sense that allows you to sniff out hidden agendas that simmer beneath the official stories. This wonderful development is the result of your growing determination to be honest with yourself.
strangely, this makes me feel better. as i am my mother's daughter, i have the innate need to over-worry. and one of those worries is pick-pockets (too many viewings of oliver twist? probably) so yeah. gay, but it makes me feel better.
also? 'do you compute' might be one of the best songs ever. actually, i take that back. yank crime? def. one of my favorite records. i might say top 3.
oh also also- special shout-up to johnny cochrane ...
johhny, it always made my day to see you around town. often near AV. did you like to eat there? i guess i'll never know. rip.

11:24 p.m. - 2005-03-30

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