bethb's Diaryland
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unwelcomed. one and all.
there's a big gym here that's offering a really discounted rate to people from the shakes machine. i might join. ryan use to belong there. all of his stories involved dudes and blowdryers and the drying of their balls. the stories were actually pretty good. and i got a decent (?) 5%raise this year, so...that's good right? i should do it right? you're reading that in a larry king voice, right? now for the wrong: ok, so i posted an add on craigslist for a friday pitchfork ticket, and it worked out.i think. i mean, i saw the show, i only paid $20. And i saw slint. the guy who sold me the ticket was, um, old.er. no, old. i mean, i think he fessed up to being 52. which, really, i guess is cool. i plan on going to rock shows until i die, it's just....it just figures that of course the over 50, mildly socially awkard guy picks my add on craiglist. i don't know what it is about me, but i seem to emit (even electronically it seems) so beaconing call to the less fortunate. and i don't mean "less fortunate" of the money sense. I mean, give me your can't-stop-living-with-mom's, your shower avoiders, your been in school for 8 years-ers. they. fucking. find. me. i joined on this reading website (kc invited me. i joined. i'm a nerd. i like books. it's a good place for finding books to read) and the other day i see i have a note or whatever and i read it and it says "are you (full propper name)?" and i say "i am.you are?". i thought it might be you, jonathan b. because you (and my mom when she's mad)are the only ones who ever call me by my full name. nope. it's a guy i dated 10 years ago. i haven't responded. i feel kinda icky he even found me. i should write back "still living with mom?" no, i shouldn't . she's probably dead. i mean, i think i remember her being over 70 ten years ago. and it's not her fault her son is selfish and lazy. well, maybe it is a little. oh wait, and then back to the chicago guy- so he sent me an email asking if i had a chicago connection that could get him into nick cave, and i don't, but luckily he was able to get a ticket so yay! karma for him, but then he signs off an email saying "see you in dc on september 15". what?!????!? thank goodness i'm not in the phone book. i mean, he was a perfectly fine person and all, but what? who says that?
10:20 p.m. - 2007-07-22
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